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Any tennis players out there

Postby Serbia on Thu May 26, 2016 6:25 am

Erm i would rather somebody that actually knows about the game rather than watch the open tournaments 4 times a year, but hey anyone will do.

Im a competent club level player that is usually quite good, generally play agressive all court/serve approach shot volleyer. Just played a club semi final and lost. Purely because i started playing grannys tennis. How to overcome this.

P.S i am also a coach so do not usually need this kind of basic help.

Why dont i go to a tennis forum, i dont want to get addicted to any other site or forum. I would be interested to know how many players there are in CC
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Postby warmonger1981 on Thu May 26, 2016 7:18 am

Tennis is for rich assholes. I know your not rich so maybe the latter?
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Postby Serbia on Thu May 26, 2016 12:02 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Tennis is for rich assholes. I know your not rich so maybe the latter?


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Postby Keefie on Thu May 26, 2016 12:31 pm

I believe Linda Searcy has an excellent Tennis coach, she's always going on about his furry balls. Give her a call.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu May 26, 2016 4:24 pm

I've got a pretty wicked backhand, just ask Linda Searcy.

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Re: Any tennis players out there

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu May 26, 2016 4:25 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Tennis is for rich assholes. I know your not rich so maybe the latter?


Do you know Tolstoy played tennis quite avidly?
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Re: Any tennis players out there

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu May 26, 2016 9:52 pm

No shit. Never knew.



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Re: Any tennis players out there

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 26, 2016 11:25 pm

You don't play tennis


You're just copy pasting old shit
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Re: Any tennis players out there

Postby saxitoxin on Fri May 27, 2016 12:19 am

Serbia wrote:Why dont i go to a tennis forum


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Re: Any tennis players out there

Postby warmonger1981 on Fri May 27, 2016 6:53 am

AOG you must be a fucking genius. You an investigator? Nothing gets past you does it. Like I said tennis is for the rich or assholes. I know which one you are. The brown star. BTW it's old shit be cause the guy was old. derpa derpa
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