Hamster

by **Serbia** on Sun May 29, 2016 9:13 am

Just bought one today. I'd like it so survive. Has anybody owned one, and is there anything I should know about taking care of them?

by **dakky21** on Sun May 29, 2016 10:15 am

Don't get too attached to it, they're short lived. Also their cage is their home, don't take it out too often, they will shake and be in fear which shortens their life even more.

by **notyou2** on Sun May 29, 2016 12:01 pm

Should have gotten a gerbil

by **notyou2** on Sun May 29, 2016 6:40 pm

Armageddon!!!!

by **Serbia** on Sun May 29, 2016 6:52 pm

That story is my new favorite story.

by **notyou2** on Sun May 29, 2016 7:05 pm

So, gonna get a gerbil?

by **Serbia** on Sun May 29, 2016 7:32 pm

Nah, what's done is done.

by **Razorvich** on Sun May 29, 2016 7:56 pm

What's it name?

by **riskllama** on Sun May 29, 2016 8:04 pm

serbia jr. or penelope are my guesses...

by **Serbia** on Sun May 29, 2016 9:22 pm

riskllama wrote:serbia jr. or penelope are my guesses...

HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A HARD ON FOR PENELOPE CRUZ

by **riskllama** on Sun May 29, 2016 9:34 pm

i didn't.
we had a class hamster in grade 3 and named it penelope. she died.

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon May 30, 2016 12:44 am

Hamsters love historical re-enactments, particularly duels.

To incite it to duel, try some famous duel-starting insults from the late 18th century America - coward, liar, scoundrel, rascal, puppy and of course, self-interested politician. Hamsters are quick on the draw, but they rarely go for a kill-shot, preferring to maim you after insult, unless you implied that they are a career politician (aka the worst career goal ever and the lowest form of life).

I like to give them backfiring pistols to ensure victory since I have difficulty hitting the little buggers at 100 paces.