So it happened

[saxitoxin]

I've gone forever without having to deal with Linda Searcy and her BULLSHIT.

Long story short, Linda Searcy was on a cruise when the pandemic hit and ended up stranded in Trinidad and Tabago. When they let the cruise passengers back she decided to stay. I guess her money ran out or whatever because - guess what? - the lights were on in her house yesterday morning and the mailbox had been emptied.

I was like . But I didn't sweat it and just minded my own business.

That did me a whole lot of good.

This morning, Linda Searcy drove her RIDING LAWNMOWER over to my driveway and parked it in back of my car so that I couldn't leave. Why would she do that? I'll give you one guess. Because she knew I'd have to come to HER HOUSE to get her to move it.

Ummmm ... NOPE.

I took the bus instead.

I am NOT going to put up with this BULLSHIT again. But I'm still in a situation in which my car remains blocked in by Linda Searcy's riding lawnmower. And I know this is just Linda Searcy's first move.

[saxitoxin]

Oh yeah? Wanna know the worst part?

I have an oboe lesson tomorrow and my teacher is best friends with Linda Searcy. So you know she's basically going to be spying on me and then relaying all that information back to Linda Searcy.

FML

[Evil Semp]

You deserve it.

[saxitoxin]

You deserve it.

GFY

Anyway, cancelled my oboe lesson. I just couldn't deal with this bullshit today. The funniest part is I haven't even seen Linda Searcy since she got back and she's still able to get to me.

Oh yeah, her riding lawnmower is still in my driveway.

[mookiemcgee]

She sounds like a bad bitch... what dating site did you meet her on? (asking for a friend)

[bigtoughralf]

Maybe if you picked up a dumbell every now and then your little T-Rex arms would be capable of moving a lawnmower off your drive when someone leaves one there.

She sounds like a bad bitch... what dating site did you meet her on? (asking for a friend)

I second this question. Is Linda Searcy a black queen?

[mookiemcgee]

Maybe if you picked up a dumbell every now and then your little T-Rex arms would be capable of moving a lawnmower off your drive when someone leaves one there.

She sounds like a bad bitch... what dating site did you meet her on? (asking for a friend)

I second this question. Is Linda Searcy a black queen?

https://www.lawrenceemoonfuneralhome.co ... rcy-82994/

This one is, but you might have missed your shot

[bigtoughralf]

*eyes pop out on stalks* awooga awooga. Depends how good her embalmer was really.

[Evil Semp]

You deserve it.

GFY

Of the almost 9,000 posts you have made on CC this is probably the most truthful one you have made.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I've gone forever without having to deal with Linda Searcy and her BULLSHIT.

Long story short, Linda Searcy was on a cruise when the pandemic hit and ended up stranded in Trinidad and Tabago. When they let the cruise passengers back she decided to stay. I guess her money ran out or whatever because - guess what? - the lights were on in her house yesterday morning and the mailbox had been emptied.

I was like . But I didn't sweat it and just minded my own business.

That did me a whole lot of good.

This morning, Linda Searcy drove her RIDING LAWNMOWER over to my driveway and parked it in back of my car so that I couldn't leave. Why would she do that? I'll give you one guess. Because she knew I'd have to come to HER HOUSE to get her to move it.

Ummmm ... NOPE.

I took the bus instead.

I am NOT going to put up with this BULLSHIT again. But I'm still in a situation in which my car remains blocked in by Linda Searcy's riding lawnmower. And I know this is just Linda Searcy's first move.

Just f*ck her already and get it over with. Not like you're getting laid everyday anyways, would do you some good.

[mookiemcgee]

I've gone forever without having to deal with Linda Searcy and her BULLSHIT.

Long story short, Linda Searcy was on a cruise when the pandemic hit and ended up stranded in Trinidad and Tabago. When they let the cruise passengers back she decided to stay. I guess her money ran out or whatever because - guess what? - the lights were on in her house yesterday morning and the mailbox had been emptied.

I was like . But I didn't sweat it and just minded my own business.

That did me a whole lot of good.

This morning, Linda Searcy drove her RIDING LAWNMOWER over to my driveway and parked it in back of my car so that I couldn't leave. Why would she do that? I'll give you one guess. Because she knew I'd have to come to HER HOUSE to get her to move it.

Ummmm ... NOPE.

I took the bus instead.

I am NOT going to put up with this BULLSHIT again. But I'm still in a situation in which my car remains blocked in by Linda Searcy's riding lawnmower. And I know this is just Linda Searcy's first move.

Just f*ck her already and get it over with. Not like you're getting laid everyday anyways, would do you some good.

Hey, wow... Let's not encourage Saxi to commit rape (this is the only logical conclusion when reading your post)

[DirtyDishSoap]

When you're parking your lawn mower on my driveway, you're clearly asking to be fucked.

[riskllama]

DDS wins this thread.

[2dimes]

Jeeze Louise dishy. I was just wanting to have a beverage and conversation, I didn't think I should park it on the street.

[saxitoxin]

OH WOW. You guys are not going to believe what happened today.

So I had my make-up oboe lesson and my teacher, at the end, says, "did you know Linda Searcy is back in town?"

Of course, I pretended that I didn't and said "no."

Then my oboe teacher says "she was asking how you're doing."

FML!

[DirtyDishSoap]

So you're scared to take her to pound town?

You're no longer the hero i thought you were.

[jonesthecurl]

He couldn't manage the dollar store, let alone pound town.

[aad0906]

WTF where did the "like" button go?

[DirtyDishSoap]

WTF where did the "like" button go?

Wrong app you uncultured swine!

[TeeGee]

WTF where did the "like" button go?

[Funkyterrance]

Anyway, cancelled my oboe lesson.

Gaining some appreciation for the arts, Saxi? I like that. I don’t mean to brag but I myself have recently picked up square dancing and I’m getting pretty good!

[Dukasaur]

Anyway, cancelled my oboe lesson.

Gaining some appreciation for the arts, Saxi? I like that. I don’t mean to brag but I myself have recently picked up square dancing and I’m getting pretty good!

OMG. Funkyterrance in the house.

[saxitoxin]

Anyway, cancelled my oboe lesson.

Gaining some appreciation for the arts, Saxi? I like that. I don’t mean to brag but I myself have recently picked up square dancing and I’m getting pretty good!

So it looks like Linda Searcy has a way of unearthing the dead.

[saxitoxin]

Okay, gang, update on the Linda Searcy situation.

She moved the lawn mower about a week ago, so that's good. (AND I didn't have to talk to her to make it happen! It was just gone one morning.)

But, get this.

The Amazon Prime guy was at her house the other day with a huge box. Then, at my oboe lesson this week, my teacher happened to tell me Linda Searcy has bought a telescope because, supposedly, she's "getting into astronomy." UMMMM ... riggggght.

So now I'm having to keep my blinds closed 24/7 due to the Linda Searcy situation.

FML!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Didn't we just confirm you're one in the same?