%$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

[Just_essence]

Hey, remember. The definition of random doesn't mean that everything has to happen an equal amount of times. It just means that everything has to have an equal chance of happening. You could roll 1's for the rest of your life, and it'd still be "random", as long as the dice used allowed all six possibilities an equal chance of happening. Because remember, a small sample size (the total stats of your dice rolls) does not necessarily have to have the properties of the infinite sample size of random dice. It sucks, but it's true. If you don't want chance to ruin your strategy, go play Diplomacy instead. It leaves nothing to chance.

[chang50]

make sure your doing the same for your high rankers being they get the dice in their favor. its called "code the site for my investors to always win".

You want good dice?.. you have to give money to the owner so he can rip off all the low ranks and non investors

There's a real problem with your beautiful dice system when someone can take out 11 troops with 11 troops then move on with the 6 they had left and take out 6 more terts without losing a single fucking troop.

this site will never change simply because the investors will pull their money out of here...

you think they keep rank and win all the time cus there dice suck?.. f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod

I dont agree with the said below
f*ck NO! notice any mods losing rank?.. they're immune from losing as a favor for being a mod[/quote]

but the rest, for SURE[/quote]

How did the high rankers move through the ranks to their current position if all low rankers have poor dice?Every conqueror starts as a striper,who according to you get screwed over with the dice..

[nietzsche]

MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT THIS STUPID DAMN SITE FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMFG THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[BigBallinStalin]

Hey, nietz. Get back in your non-sensory chamber.

[Jdsizzleslice]

MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT THIS STUPID DAMN SITE FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMFG THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

You and me both bro.

[nietzsche]

This is geteting ridiculous, 6vs1 for a multiplayer game win, nope, not gonna happen.

[Jdsizzleslice]

Yes I was 15 points from Brig. Then my opponent wins a 7v7 unscathed, securing a win for him costing me 28 points.

Then in another game, I have 12 troops and am only able to take a 2, securing my opponent''s bonuses, letting him win, costing me another 35 points.

-_-

[Dukasaur]

Fiendish dice.

[macbone]

Ach, the dice. They are indeed fickle mistresses.

[Dukasaur]

f*ck me dead.

[Doc_Brown]

f*ck me dead.

I'd rather just finish up our three games while you've got this nasty dice streak going!

I've been due for a good run though. It seems like I've lost every game I've played for the last two weeks or so.

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Blessed be the dice.

[Dukasaur]

f*ck me dead.

I'd rather just finish up our three games while you've got this nasty dice streak going!

I've been due for a good run though. It seems like I've lost every game I've played for the last two weeks or so.

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away. Blessed be the dice.

[Arama86n]

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

[Seulessliathan]

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

I have to apologize for this naive post of Arama.
He doesn´t understand that the majority of you WANT to be superstitious, that you ENJOY complaining about dice, and that you aren´t interested in any reasonable arguments. He is a fool, but about time, he will learn his lesson. Please don´t be mad at him, he doesn´t know it better.

[AslanTheKing]

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

no worries, you´ll get there, whining and bitching about dice
i wished i had your dicestats
my message
hate the dice
love CC
you cant have both
as soon you hate cc
your dice gets better

[Dukasaur]

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

I have to apologize for this naive post of Arama.
He doesn´t understand that the majority of you WANT to be superstitious, that you ENJOY complaining about dice, and that you aren´t interested in any reasonable arguments. He is a fool, but about time, he will learn his lesson. Please don´t be mad at him, he doesn´t know it better.

There certainly is a minority of nutcases who actually believe the dice are designed to screw them. (Makes you wonder -- if the dice are designed to screw you, are they then also designed to unscrew you opponent?)

For most of us, though, dice bitching is just for fun and the release it brings. Sort of like when your boss won't give you a raise, and you smash his face in with a sledgehammer. It serves no logical purpose, might even be counterproductive, but it is such a delicious release of tension!

[nietzsche]

200 points in 2 days, 6 or 7 games.

All due to bullshit dice.

Like in my last game, when the game is tied and you kill 3, lose 9, and next turn your opponent kills 7 loses 0.

[macbone]

May I just say I think the dice on conquer club are fair and fantastic
No idea what you all are whining about.
This is great therapy and a learning experience for you younglings. If you think life is going to be a walk in the park and 6's all day long your sorely mistaken. Might as well start learning that now. The good with the bad.

Stop whining.

no worries, you´ll get there, whining and bitching about dice
i wished i had your dicestats

Aram's average roll: 3.52
His opponents' average roll: 3.51

Aslan's average roll: 3.51
His opponents' average roll: 3.50

You're both rolling 0.01 better than your opponents. =)

[waltero]

I believe, if you hold a pair of dice while you are playing the game...the dice Gods will be pleased with you.
Try to sing sweet nothings to the dice.

[iAmCaffeine]

When I check my overall dice stats they're balanced, so I don't think they're bullshit as such, but they are streaky.

For quite some time I had terrible dice and couldn't win even with flawless, or near flawless, strategy. Then for a couple of days my dice were ridiculously good. It may be 'random' but it comes in streaks.

Hence, if I'm playing speed games and my dice start going downhill, I'll take a break.

[nietzsche]

i swear to god that if i win the lottery im going to buy this piece of shit and pee on the servers until they are done.