Fantasy Baseball 2015.

[tzor]

Most people aren't familiar with the notion that nietzsche is no longer a league virgin. Pink Pirates reamed his you know what back in week 5.

Frankly I don't see the advantage of being a league virgin. Look at the record of the NY Rangers and NY Islanders. Who has the Stanley Cup? (NEITHER OF THEM!)

Dance while you can nietzche, you will flop in the playoffs.

[nietzsche]

METS GOES DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS

[tzor]

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE BALLPARK.
CC Army Gnome is tied for FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION.
MOVES CLOSER TO GETTING INTO THE PLAYOFFS.

[nietzsche]

with a record of 4-5.

I'm first place in the east with 8-1.




I can't believe Mets is having a winning season. he's 6-3 at the moment, but I think his friend will take the playoff spot from him eventually.

[Metsfanmax]

with a record of 4-5.

I'm first place in the east with 8-1.




I can't believe Mets is having a winning season. he's 6-3 at the moment, but I think his friend will take the playoff spot from him eventually.

Six wins is as many as I had last season. Whatever it ends up being, I'll be happy with my result.

Why don't you move yourself to the West division so that both of us can make the playoffs?

[nietzsche]

nice attitute, Mets fan.

[tzor]

Why don't you move yourself to the West division so that both of us can make the playoffs?

Divisions seem to be useful for the winner of the division only. At the moment the projected playoffs consist of three teams from the East and only one from the West.

[nietzsche]

Why don't you move yourself to the West division so that both of us can make the playoffs?

Divisions seem to be useful for the winner of the division only. At the moment the projected playoffs consist of three teams from the East and only one from the West.

Indeed. I always thought it was the first two teams of each division?

I just checked the settings and there's no way to specify either any or the other.

[tzor]

CC Army Gnome currently moves to solo FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION.
SECOND PLACE OVERALL.

[Metsfanmax]

CC Army Gnome currently moves to solo FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION.
SECOND PLACE OVERALL.

I have two more wins than you. I am not sure how ESPN is setting its rankings but it's obviously not based on quality of the team.

[tzor]

CC Army Gnome currently moves to solo FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTERN DIVISION.
SECOND PLACE OVERALL.

I have two more wins than you. I am not sure how ESPN is setting its rankings but it's obviously not based on quality of the team.

First place East / First Place West
Overall rankings from this point out.

[nietzsche]

sempai started the last day of the matchup 20 points ahead of me. How dares he.

He's down now. Like anyone else.

[sempaispellcheck]

sempai started the last day of the matchup 20 points ahead of me. How dares he.

Because Max Fucking Scherzer.

He's down now. Like anyone else.

Because Chris Fucking Tillman.

sempai

[nietzsche]

wow, Mets won another match up.

I'm going to enjoy crushing him in the playoffs.

[tzor]

I'm looking forward to two weeks from now. MATCHUP 14 (JUL 6 - 12)

CC Army Gnome (5-6) Christopher Beattie at nietzsche's mustache (10-1) friedrich nietzsche

The Gnome's bats are HOT!

[nietzsche]

another week, another W.


and Mets won also, by 6, he got lucky.

[Serbia]

I'm maintaining a 10 game lead in the league I'm playing in. Still trying to chase down a $400 pay day.

Bollocks.

[tzor]

another week, another W.

But now you have to face a gnome with a loaded bazooka.

As of Friday, the score is CC Army Gnome 307 / nietzsche's mustache 221

Gnome
Gnome
Gnome

[nietzsche]

you average 328 points per matchup. turns out you'll make like 440 this week. Why I'm not surprised?

[tzor]

you average 328 points per matchup. turns out you'll make like 440 this week. Why I'm not surprised?

Johnny Cueto is one reason. He normally gives low numbers but cranked out a 9 inning 48 point game.
Clayton Kershaw is another. Normally averaging in the teens he cranked a 9 inning 45 point game.
Masahiro Tanaka gives low numbers at best and sometimes negative numbers but cranked out a 7.2 inning 29 point game.

Also my recent numbers are a lot higher than 328

Week 9: 458
Week 10: 379
Week 11: 270 - Definitely a Bad Week
Week 12 310
Week 13: 385

So the average of the last 5 weeks is more like 360.

[nietzsche]

sorry for crushing your little dream tzor.

at this moment:

nietzsche: 489
tzor: 423

[Serbia]

sorry for crushing your little dream tzor.

at this moment:

nietzsche: 489
tzor: 423

lol

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

FInal score:

nietzsche: 524
tzor: 441

[Metsfanmax]

FInal score:

nietzsche: 524
tzor: 441

You already used that when you beat me. Low class.

[tzor]

WTF

How the f*ck did you get 121 points of pitching alone on Sunday when your total pitching through the entire week was 325.

Total and complete bullshit, you used like 17 fucking pitchers over the course of the week.

Screw this and screw you; you are nothing but a fucking cheater and I'll never play in this league again.

AND YES YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATER ... DELIBERATELY LEAVING OPEN TWO OF THE THREE OF SLOTS SO YOU CAN OVERSTACK THE PITCHERS IS AGAINST THE WHOLE NATURE OF THE GAME OF FANTASY BASEBALL.