Blitz, the FINAL thread

[Robinette]

Body language... so much more than words can ever express.

[Serbia]

Red Wings lost bubb, sorry about your little butt.

I picked them to lose. My little butt is cool.

[King_Herpes]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

No need to get defensive Herpes, I'm all for your burgeoning man-love with young Terrance. I just think it is deceitful to claim Robinette would be doing anymore than serving up the after homo-coitus treats.

Also, because I always have your best interests at heart, I just have to point out that boy-stealing bastard Rabbiton is hovering around outside the door with a bunch of flowers, a tube of lube and an invite into LOW.

But I'm in your corner here. I'm doing what I can for you...

Oh man. What've I done, I nearly burned a bridge. My most endearing of apologies Chitty Chitty-Chang-Chang. Although I must say, all of these forumones floating about are getting to my senses. I'm a combination platter of paranoid, arrousable, and complacent. Say if I were to call you up at the Dragon Court restaurant what # would that be? Hachachacha, and bring me extra duck sauce!! You cheap misers!!

Cheese & Rice!, I almost forgot who my bisexual friends were.

[rabbiton]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

No need to get defensive Herpes, I'm all for your burgeoning man-love with young Terrance. I just think it is deceitful to claim Robinette would be doing anymore than serving up the after homo-coitus treats.

Also, because I always have your best interests at heart, I just have to point out that boy-stealing bastard Rabbiton is hovering around outside the door with a bunch of flowers, a tube of lube and an invite into LOW.

But I'm in your corner here. I'm doing what I can for you...

i see you there madame changalang, shaking that monster truck-butt and capitalizing my name like the cheeky chinese lad you are. just watch out while you stand sneering, smirking, hands robustly pocketed... or punky-T will lick you right up from behind.

[Mr Changsha]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

No need to get defensive Herpes, I'm all for your burgeoning man-love with young Terrance. I just think it is deceitful to claim Robinette would be doing anymore than serving up the after homo-coitus treats.

Also, because I always have your best interests at heart, I just have to point out that boy-stealing bastard Rabbiton is hovering around outside the door with a bunch of flowers, a tube of lube and an invite into LOW.

But I'm in your corner here. I'm doing what I can for you...

Oh man. What've I done, I nearly burned a bridge. My most endearing of apologies Chitty Chitty-Chang-Chang. Although I must say, all of these forumones floating about are getting to my senses. I'm a combination platter of paranoid, arrousable, and complacent. Say if I were to call you up at the Dragon Court restaurant what # would that be? Hachachacha, and bring me extra duck sauce!! You cheap misers!!

Cheese & Rice!, I almost forgot who my bisexual friends were.

I know one can get overly emotional when older and chasing a hot young piece of ass like Terrance. It is fine...say no more old chap, water under the bridge etc etc.

But we've got to get you ship-shape in preparation for the hunt! Have you picked out what shoes you are going to wear (for a young man cares about that kind of thing you know)? Have you covered over the more appalling and noticeable sores with that talc. your grandmother gave you? Have you got a hold of those "Lights out in seconds dissolvable sleeping pills" you are so fond of?

Remember Rabbiton is a lurking in this "Who can bugger Terrance first?" game of titans.

[Mr Changsha]

Don't be so coy with me emcee MC

You can't tell me that she didn't just undress my avatar with her eyes back there and then fantisized about my bulging trapezius muscles breaking free from my robe. And young Tarrance has been sizing me up too. Oh yes! And now you you frisky tea drinking hornball!

Now I know what you're going to say next, another one of your zany synopses no doubt. One where you exhault my character into one of your carefully weilded settings where what do you know... all the sudden I'm narcisistic. Spare us would you? While you're lucky that they are legible or you would've been deemed an overall shit read by my standard.

No need to get defensive Herpes, I'm all for your burgeoning man-love with young Terrance. I just think it is deceitful to claim Robinette would be doing anymore than serving up the after homo-coitus treats.

Also, because I always have your best interests at heart, I just have to point out that boy-stealing bastard Rabbiton is hovering around outside the door with a bunch of flowers, a tube of lube and an invite into LOW.

But I'm in your corner here. I'm doing what I can for you...

i see you there madame changalang, shaking that monster truck-butt and capitalizing my name like the cheeky chinese lad you are. just watch out while you stand sneering, smirking, hands robustly pocketed... or punky-T will lick you right up from behind.

Things are becoming ever more serious Herpes. Rabbiton is aroused, he is scenting young ass. You better move quick!

[King_Herpes]

Now rabbiton, you know that I have the greastest enthusiasm for wild butt play regardless of gendar. Let me talk, now I am no Chris Hanson. Okay? I am not a cock blocker and you very well know it...:awkward bashful gaze: but to be fair I was here first. All three of these forum shanks addressed me specifically so kick rocks. Don't give me that jealous sneer shit niether like the last time I took your pie and left you with the slice.

[jefjef]

[rabbiton]

Now rabbiton, you know that I have the greastest enthusiasm for wild butt play regardless of gendar. Let me talk, now I am no Chris Hanson. Okay? I am not a cock blocker and you very well know it...:awkward bashful gaze: but to be fair I was here first. All three of these forum shanks addressed me specifically so kick rocks. Don't give me that jealous sneer shit niether like the last time I took your pie and left you with the slice.

well the thing is peeps... not usually one to slurp and tell... or poke and roll.... but i am blissfully sorry to report that i have already tasted the Flavor Of Terrance Love via the Private Message...

in fact the scurrilous fiend came right on to me unexpectedly some time ago, almost the moment i set foot into this forum in fact. this is all recorded fact as i immediately reported said incident to my brain surgeon, saxitoxin.

[Mr Changsha]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

[King_Herpes]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

Bink!!

There you have it folks, and he even took the bother to put it into one of his delightful Aesops Fables for us where all is well. You've always been such the chummy little chong haven't you MC? Haven't you?....:playful push, with a second playful push this time a bit longer leading to a slight arm stroke:.. and like I give a flying rabbit if the smooth young ass is a hand-me-down. Did you see it? You can set a cup on that thing!!

I Get's mines!!

[rabbiton]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

Bink!!

There you have it folks, and he even took the bother to put it into one of his delightful Aesops Fables for us where all is well. You've always been such the chummy little chong haven't you MC? Haven't you?....:playful push, with a second playful push this time a bit longer leading to a slight arm stroke:.. and like I give a flying rabbit if the smooth young ass is a hand-me-down. Did you see it? You can set a cup on that thing!!

I Get's mines!!

fUnKyTeRrAnCe is a game that can be played freestyle

[King_Herpes]

Funky! Funky! Biggy-biggy-bop..

[Mr Changsha]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

Bink!!

There you have it folks, and he even took the bother to put it into one of his delightful Aesops Fables for us where all is well. You've always been such the chummy little chong haven't you MC? Haven't you?....:playful push, with a second playful push this time a bit longer leading to a slight arm stroke:.. and like I give a flying rabbit if the smooth young ass is a hand-me-down. Did you see it? You can set a cup on that thing!!

I Get's mines!!

Now, now herpes...you must be a gentleman about this. Young Terrance must be allowed to choose his match. I will have no truck with this...

I Get's mines!!

...kind of talk. We have standards here in China, we have rules... unbroken cultural standards going back thousands of years. We have discipline. It appears that Rabbiton has made a counter-offer...you'll just have to hang around outside the mud hut with him while Terrance ways up his options like good little boys.

I have a good mind to spank both your bottoms for being so impertinent.

[rabbiton]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

Bink!!

There you have it folks, and he even took the bother to put it into one of his delightful Aesops Fables for us where all is well. You've always been such the chummy little chong haven't you MC? Haven't you?....:playful push, with a second playful push this time a bit longer leading to a slight arm stroke:.. and like I give a flying rabbit if the smooth young ass is a hand-me-down. Did you see it? You can set a cup on that thing!!

I Get's mines!!

Now, now herpes...you must be a gentleman about this. Young Terrance must be allowed to choose his match. I will have no truck with this...

I Get's mines!!

...kind of talk. We have standards here in China, we have rules... unbroken cultural standards going back thousands of years. We have discipline. It appears that Rabbiton has made a counter-offer...you'll just have to hang around outside the mud hut with him while Terrance ways up his options like good little boys.

I have a good mind to spank both your bottoms for being so impertinent.

i told you already mR cHANGSHA, this nubile funkster already attacked me, sexually and emotionally, via private message. and when i reported the fresh-assed scoundrel, it had the hide to suggest i had "come on to it". do i need to produce the pms? it was gushing i assure you.

[Mr Changsha]

What appalling slurs on the character of a young man who wants nothing more than to love and to be loved...

I have in my hand a certification from the Chinese Board of Anal Virginity Testing that Terrance has been examined by a team of professionals (otherwise known as some chaps from the local boozer) and deemed 'not broken in yet'.

If that is good enough for the chinese government Rabbiton, then it is good enough for me... and it should be good enough for you too.

[Funkyterrance]

I don't see the harm in a little man-love from time to time, tis healthy for the soul. But I must set the record straight, I am not a "twink" as you so coarsely suggest. I must admit I came on strongly to Rabbiton's charms, does this make me any less of a man? I should think not! I am merely secure enough in my masculinity to let passion fly when I hear the siren's song.

[King_Herpes]

Ah...it is so beautiful to see love blooming on the interwebs. People like to say this is an age of crass materialism, wanton frivolity and meaningless exchanges of fluids. Yet here we can all see that love is still alive, still splattering its seed all over young twink's faces.

But poor Rabbiton! I feel Herpes has this licked, he has thrusted his way into pole position and I suspect there is nothing left for Rabbiton to do but gaze on admiringly as Herpes defiles yet another young ass.

Bink!!

There you have it folks, and he even took the bother to put it into one of his delightful Aesops Fables for us where all is well. You've always been such the chummy little chong haven't you MC? Haven't you?....:playful push, with a second playful push this time a bit longer leading to a slight arm stroke:.. and like I give a flying rabbit if the smooth young ass is a hand-me-down. Did you see it? You can set a cup on that thing!!

I Get's mines!!

Now, now herpes...you must be a gentleman about this. Young Terrance must be allowed to choose his match. I will have no truck with this...

I Get's mines!!

...kind of talk. We have standards here in China, we have rules... unbroken cultural standards going back thousands of years. We have discipline. It appears that Rabbiton has made a counter-offer...you'll just have to hang around outside the mud hut with him while Terrance ways up his options like good little boys.

I have a good mind to spank both your bottoms for being so impertinent.

Just when I was starting to feel like no one understands me, my Knight in shining armor appears...

It's a no contest!!

You can contort this any way you'd like and even pepper in your reverse racsims until the cows come home MC. Go ahead I can take it! "Get it while the gettin's good", as we say. I know we're but a young eager nation practically pissing ourselves with readiness. I know half of us can't even spell Patriotesm let alone name all of our Presidents and which states from which they've presided. Hell, don't even bother asking us our capitals. But. And this is a big butt. We've got balls. Giant, hairy, sweaty, mean looking balls that dangle in everyone's face.

And so there you are with the rest of them. Look at you. Gawking with the rest of them at my audacity and bicurious lifestyle. Making a large standing joke about it surely to fuel only laughter on my behalf. I'm not stupid you know? Go ahead, keep poking me with the proverbial stick. I'm only a product of my environment.

I'm no different than the rest if you!

:runs off crying:

[Mr Changsha]

And... 'scene'.

Lovely playing with you as always herpes (and you too rabbiton).

[Crazyirishman]

Have you guys considered forming a man-love-triangle? Then each of you could get the best of both worlds and have your needs of this affair met adequately.

[Funkyterrance]

Giant, hairy, sweaty, mean looking balls that dangle

KH your symbolism is giving me flashbacks of the night you invited me in for a nightcap...

[jefjef]

KH
You're my man, my mighty king,
And I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're the sun so hot and bright,
I'm your light-rays shining down,

You're the sky so vast and blue,
And I'm the white clouds in your chest,
I'm a river clean and pure,
Who in your ocean finds her rest,

You're the mountain huge and high,
I'm the valley green and wide,
You're the body firm and strong,
And I'm a rib bone on your side,

You're an eagle flying high,
I'm your feathers light and brown,
You're my man, my king of kings,
And I'm the jewel in your crown.

Fixed.

[Funkyterrance]

I would never write such drivel...
Wait a moment, you didn't steal that poem did you jefjef? You wrote it yourself!

[safariguy5]

Obviously we have another admirer who aspires to be in your position Funky.

[King_Herpes]

I would never write such drivel...
Wait a moment, you didn't steal that poem did you jefjef? You wrote it yourself!

Yeah, he just misquoted it. He sends me that stuff all the time to be honest. I stopped reading them when he said he had quit gambling. Don't be sedated by his embellished speech. That is what he wants.

You see, his touch is like a quiet storm but his words.. his words are like a dagger and the lies his poison!