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"Dude, I don't think cyanide is a brand of ecstasy at all..."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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"Who let the dogs out?"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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was this all a dream..? :?
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so long SUCKERS!
(u end up in hell)
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got tonkaed wrote:i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!
Haha

I just saw them use that line in the movie 21. Awesome!
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Zat's not funny!
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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MeDeFe wrote:Zat's not funny!
Du bis so richtig, mein Herr! Zat war nicht!
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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"not again" :shock:
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not "not again" again...
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Look Ma! No hands! *As I drive my energy proficient car off a cliff. Lot of good 45 mpg does me now*
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the last thing to go through my mind when I die will be my legs as I crush into the concrete after diving off a building.
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Don't worry, it's a trained bear...
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"How nice of my "ex" to fix the brakes for me..."
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Six, Harry. I'm pretty sure it was six bullets.
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"Wow, Toonces really CAN drive a car."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Yes, honey, that dress does make you look fat.
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its not loaded see!
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"yes, i believe that he's talented enough with a bow to knock this apple off my head."
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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"wait, what if we all evolved from apes? haha! how ridiculous!"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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aw thanks uncle bob, i always wanted a pet taurus
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Hahaha, yeah right, like you're really gonna shoot me.
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i knew you had a knife, thats why i punched you, idiot
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*Hiroshima, 1945* I wish that I had a Little Boy right now. *Looks up* What the hell is that?
"Eh, whatever."
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