Open letter to Andy, Twill and I guess Lack can read it too

[PepperJack]

Complain about something that actually matters, like maybe the genocide no one cares about in Sudan.

I named one of my fantasy football teams the Darfur Janjaweeds. I went with Your Mom's Face for my other one. Your Mom's Face sucked this past weekend, Your Mom's Face put on quite the performance, etc etc, never gets old.

On topic: Funny, and far more useful than some form of "stfu complainers, you won't be missed."

[Dancing Mustard]

Good work Mr Jack. I once named one of my fantasy football teams "My Cock". It was great stuff, "Yeah, most of My Cock is playing away this weekend, so I'm not expecting great things", "My Cock put plenty in the back of the net this weekend", "Actually, it's been a bit of a slow week for My Cock"... good times indeed. Glad to know that somebody else in the world is having the same kind of juvenile fun.

Oh yeah... erm, serious business: People who think PD is on a high-horse need to seriously re-examine their basic assumptions about the premise of this thread. They may be suprised to learn that they are in fact speaking into a mirror.

[Snorri1234]

, but making fun of other people's serious situations is just crappy.
---C

Serious situations?

You think "oh no I can't acces one of my forums and nobody is telling me when everything will be back to normal " is a serious situation?

[Dancing Mustard]

Serious 'Situation'? Wtf Charles?


I think you mean 'Business', sir.

[pimpdave]

I am getting a bit worried that perhaps this thread is getting off track. I sincerely hope that everyone who is passionate about complaining will continue to air their complaints in this thread, since, honestly, this is the best place for them.

I will begin.

I don't like Scottissue Toilet Paper. It is rough on my delicate skin. I demand Conquer Club do something about this!

I also demand daily status reports to be made as a locked thread detailing the progress Conquer Club is making in trading the unused rolls of Scottissue I still have in my apartment with some Charmin.

GET TO WORK.

[daydream]

Complain about something that actually matters, like maybe the genocide no one cares about in Sudan.

I named one of my fantasy football teams the Darfur Janjaweeds. I went with Your Mom's Face for my other one. Your Mom's Face sucked this past weekend, Your Mom's Face put on quite the performance, etc etc, never gets old.

On topic: Funny, and far more useful than some form of "stfu complainers, you won't be missed."

i like.

[pimpdave]

I named one of my fantasy football teams the Darfur Janjaweeds. I went with Your Mom's Face for my other one. Your Mom's Face sucked this past weekend, Your Mom's Face put on quite the performance, etc etc, never gets old.

On topic: Funny, and far more useful than some form of "stfu complainers, you won't be missed."

i like.

I notice a disturbing lack of complaint in your post Mr. ydream. Please, if you keep posting in this thread, try to complain about something, so that it will stay on topic.

[daydream]

I named one of my fantasy football teams the Darfur Janjaweeds. I went with Your Mom's Face for my other one. Your Mom's Face sucked this past weekend, Your Mom's Face put on quite the performance, etc etc, never gets old.

On topic: Funny, and far more useful than some form of "stfu complainers, you won't be missed."

i like.

I notice a disturbing lack of complaint in your post Mr. ydream. Please, if you keep posting in this thread, try to complain about something, so that it will stay on topic.

i would like to explicitly complain about your complaining about my post. i find his highly inapropriate, everyone knows i am never wrong and therefore there shall be no more complaining about anything i say.

[Pedronicus]

To Pimpdave, dude you need to talk alot less. I can't even read the stuff you right because you type too much. I just browse through it .
---C

If you haven't read what the author has written in full, then why do you think that you are in a position to answer?
get the f*** out of this thread.

Back to complaining.
Dave, stop posting threads that don't have enough pictures to allow thicko's to be able to follow the story. Just writing words (and lots of them) excludes a certain minority of forum numbskulls from understanding what you're talking about. Then I have to read their pointless unfounded drivel as i read the replies.

[Dancing Mustard]

Dave, stop posting threads that don't have enough pictures to allow thicko's to be able to follow the story. Just writing words (and lots of them) excludes a certain minority of forum numbskulls from understanding what you're talking about. Then I have to read their pointless unfounded drivel as i read the replies.

Dude, that's Lack's fault.

I paid $25 for this goddam site, and I don't expect to have to sit through big posts with lots of words. He ought to make some kind of filter that puts relevant pictures in posts for people with short attention spans. Seriously, it's customer service like that which makes me totally consider leaving this place and demanding my money back.

[jiminski]

Dave, stop posting threads that don't have enough pictures to allow thicko's to be able to follow the story. Just writing words (and lots of them) excludes a certain minority of forum numbskulls from understanding what you're talking about. Then I have to read their pointless unfounded drivel as i read the replies.

Dude, that's Lack's fault.

I paid $25 for this goddam site, and I don't expect to have to sit through big posts with lots of words. He ought to make some kind of filter that puts relevant pictures in posts for people with short attention spans. Seriously, it's customer service like that which makes me totally consider leaving this place and demanding my money back.

I am expecting a mention in the Congratulations thread about this post!

[Sentinel XIV]

Jim, did you not read pimpdave's post complaining about Daydream's lack of a complaint? It was just a few complaints ago. Let me refresh your memory.

I named one of my fantasy football teams the Darfur Janjaweeds. I went with Your Mom's Face for my other one. Your Mom's Face sucked this past weekend, Your Mom's Face put on quite the performance, etc etc, never gets old.

On topic: Funny, and far more useful than some form of "stfu complainers, you won't be missed."

i like.

I notice a disturbing lack of complaint in your post Mr. ydream. Please, if you keep posting in this thread, try to complain about something, so that it will stay on topic.

To reiterate his point, please keep this topic on track. I don't think PD wants to have to go to the trouble of making a complaint thread about his complaint thread getting locked because the rest of us can't figure out how to complain correctly.

I, for one, have noticed a complete lack of this "Private PM" button you guys have been talking about. I don't seem to have it. You know, for $25, I should have every option that every other member has, and the fact that someone else can send a more private private message than I can chaps my hide. I'll expect my "Private Private Message" button in my menu when I log back on later today.

[pimpdave]

I, for one, have noticed a complete lack of this "Private PM" button you guys have been talking about. I don't seem to have it. You know, for $25, I should have every option that every other member has, and the fact that someone else can send a more private private message than I can chaps my hide. I'll expect my "Private Private Message" button in my menu when I log back on later today.

I would like to complain about the fact that there is no thread posted by any mods giving a status report on giving Sentinel XIV one of the coveted few Private PM buttons. I already sent a private PM complaining about his not having one, and am amazed that my demands have not yet been met.

Furthermore and in conclusion, something about lizardmen.

[pimpdave]

I hereby demand that Conquer Club give me more points. I have had a losing streak of late, and I blame Conquer Club.

Give me points.

Also, I would like a locked thread posting daily updates about how many points you have given me, and your plans going forward to give me more points. In recompense for your efforts, I will update this thread daily with new complaints that you may resolve for me.

I have spoken.

[pimpdave]

I am outraged and incensed that I signed on today and see this big "Trick or Treat" banner at the top of the screen.

This is an outrage.

I demand that a locked thread be created giving us hourly updates about how long the banner will remain and what progress is being made towards taking it down.

I also demand that a mod explain why it was put up and I also demand an explanation as to why we were given no warning about this.

I am outraged.

[Georgerx7di]

Awesome post, wonderful use of satire. Nice.

p.s. Im a complainer sometimes, but you make a good point. I might lay off my complaining threads that are about locked threads which I wanted to post in and complain about something myself. : )

[owenshooter]

what is wrong with halloween?-0

[Georgerx7di]

I've noticed certain people always like to post after me. Luckily I keep these people on iggy list so that they don't annoy me. Still, bothersome just to see it there, it's like a fruit fly that just won't die.

smak, smak.

[owenshooter]

I've noticed certain people always like to post after me. Luckily I keep these people on iggy list so that they don't annoy me. Still, bothersome just to see it there, it's like a fruit fly that just won't die.

smak, smak.

you give yourself far too much credit, it is just hard to NOT post after you, because you are such a troll... to top it off, you can't spell "smack"...-0

[Georgerx7di]

Hay there he is again,

smak, smak

[The Fuzzy Pengui]

Let's keep it on topic guys

[jako]

a refreshing approach to an annoying problem.