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strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:59 pm

borox0 wrote:Apparently, this thread has the most of my posts in it.

Really? I find that...slightly surprising.

walelia2 · Post by **walelia2** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:11 pm

I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:18 pm

I'm never getting a vasectomy. Why? Because I don't believe in unnecessary operations.

walelia2 · Post by **walelia2** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:24 pm

Yeah, I plan on keeping all of my girlie bits.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:ur still here....didnt you and your army of ex multis leave? fair enough?

nice to see you

Who are you talking to?

Yeah for real.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:59 pm

Eh, Bananas.

--Andy

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:35 pm

walelia2 wrote:I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.

Maybe you could give them?

When I had mine done, it was the same day as the (lady) surgeon was going to reach some milestone (I forget - 500 vasectomies, 1,000?). As a present for the appropriate customer, she had a box of chocolate, cream-filled willies.

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:22 am

What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:14 pm

Hm, I don't know. Maybe a Banana split? Sounds more masculine I think...

--Andy

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:17 pm

UCAbears wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:ur still here....didnt you and your army of ex multis leave? fair enough?

nice to see you

Who are you talking to?
Yeah for real.

^ him

im sure he had so many multi's he had a huge percentage of cc or sumin

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:59 pm

Or sumin.

Yes.

Bananas.

--Andy

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:11 pm

*gives andy a banana

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:49 pm

borox0 wrote:What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?

Well, if you're a cat they call it being "Spayed".

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:50 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
borox0 wrote:What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?
Well, if you're a cat they call it being "Spayed".

Actually I just looked it up and it's called "tubal ligation".

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:51 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:*gives andy a banana

Someone tell the wolf Sam's nicking his nanas.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:39 pm

^ him

im sure he had so many multi's he had a huge percentage of cc or sumin[/quote][/quote]

Why would Andy have multi's?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:33 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
walelia2 wrote:I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.
Maybe you could give them?

When I had mine done, it was the same day as the (lady) surgeon was going to reach some milestone (I forget - 500 vasectomies, 1,000?). As a present for the appropriate customer, she had a box of chocolate, cream-filled willies.

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt.

Maybe we should change the subject this one makes me uncomfortable.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:34 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:*gives andy a banana
Someone tell the wolf Sam's nicking his nanas.

He's not nicking them. I've traded with him. He gives me melons for bananas. Of course I only accept melons in pairs, a solo melon is just unnatural.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:28 pm

All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).
{Cue Cheap melons=breasts jokes} .

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:30 pm

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt.

[/quote]

Maybe we should change the subject this one makes me uncomfortable.[/quote]

Yeah, I'm still embarrassed about wearing the "Think Electric" t-shirt...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).
{Cue Cheap melons=breasts jokes} .

I think he got them from a local...club.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri May 02, 2008 1:44 am

UCAbears wrote:
diddle wrote:We had a good rate going, but now I feel there is nothing to spur us on, morale is low....

I thought you were leaving.

I have, I'm just returning to finish one mafia and post in this thread and the Thread which must not be named.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:18 am

jonesthecurl wrote:All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).

you dont even know what islington is like lol

also i was on about UCA

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:53 am

Wont have a word said aginst:

a) Sexy Sam

b) Islington, which i sone of the coolest parts of London.

So reaarange the following sentence: Off Twat You Bugger.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Fri May 02, 2008 12:37 pm

hi suggs, where u been hiding, firth said plotting to kidnap me.

anyway thanks

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