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Post by Talapus »

Good afternoon all, I am back,
let me help choose who to sack.
I'm on vacation in Vegas see,
that's why you hear a lack from me.

But I'm back to aid our cause here,
who is scum is pretty clear.
Marlowe claims it must be me,
for I posted a link for all to see.

But if you the search engine on yahoo dear,
you'll see it's the first or second result very clear!
You were the first to use "Wiki" to help see,
which one of us scum might be.

Now should I point my finger your way,
or was that just something you had to say.
Mandy thinks your scum so far,
you may be the next to get feather and tarred.

But Kwanton here has major issues,
time to run and get your box of tissues.
I've had my eye on you for some time now,
you have time to quote us, but no time to ryhme how?

Exile I agree could be a critic here,
his last claim wasn't very clear.
Claiming PCM screwed your verse style,
is odd when Aimless is the mod here to rile.

It seems somewhat off that these things happen here,
two of you point fingers at us when you should just look in a mirror.
Exile is a good choice it would seem,
but for now I think it Kwanton I wish to ream.

He's had my vote on him before,
now I think it time you see the door.
I'll wait till later to cast my vote for you though,
but for now, an FOS until others cast their blow.
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Post by wicked »

Talapus wrote:Exile I agree could be a critic here,
his last claim wasn't very clear.
Claiming PCM screwed your verse style,
is odd when Aimless is the mod here to rile.
???????
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Post by mandalorian2298 »

I had spent all the night shaking
Like a junkie devoid of coke
But my suffering was by far worse
My Internet cable has broke!

So next day I rushed over to my uncle
Who, being friend, both kind and true
Gave me a new, black cable
So that I can sing to you.

But, my work is just beginning
Now that I have came on-line
Because our today's task will be
As complex as judging wine.

Yesterday I pledged my own neck
So sure was I that Inca's scum
But claiming that I am 100% now
Would mean that I am being dumb.

There are two people I find suspicious
There cases I will now submit
For the judgment of you townies
To make sure that scum we hit.

One of them is Wicked Marlowe
Her wickedness, I think, is plain,
Her guilt is based on the theory
That villains come from Bard's domain.

The second suspect is The1Exile
His case seems even more suspicious
He waited for days with his name-claim
Surely he plans something vicious.

He claims to be Dylan Thomas,
But I can't say that I trust his claim,
For he claimed after it has been shown
That truthful claims earn scum no gain.

So my vote will stay on Exile,
Untill today's stones have turned to rubles
Sorry mate, but this is my judgment
(And sorry I missed my turn in Doubles :oops: .)

Yes scum must always lie and deny,
(This lesson we must all remember)
Like the husband who, caught cheating,
Claimed that it was not his member.
Mishuk gotal'u meshuroke, pako kyore.

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Talapus wrote: I'm far more pissed that mandy and his thought process were right from the get go....damn you mandy.
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Post by The1exile »

mandalorian2298 wrote:The second suspect is The1Exile
His case seems even more suspicious
He waited for days with his name-claim
Surely he plans something vicious.
(You posted asking for my name, but by the time I saw that it was night for two RL days, as soon as you posted this game day I wrote the poem with my name. The delay was not intentional.)
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Post by Aimless »

I know your numbers dwindle so,
But really, c'mon, two votes?
This game, it seems, is going slow.

Vote Count!
  • The2exile (1) - mandalorian
  • kwanton (1) - The2exile
  • Not Voting (4) - kwanton, Talapus, wicked, LSU Tiger Josh
With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
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Post by LSU Tiger Josh »

Here we sit with six left in the old
cafe. I can not help, but feel
confused as exile said that
pancake mesed up his role,
Kwanton's player is
a critic on
wiki, and
same old
Wick
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Post by kwanton »

Exile Vote me cuz of wiki?
Something here seems kind of icky
That is a poor reason to vote
In it truth is not always wrote
AH! IN MY PANTS! Something sticky!

Well this game is rather tricky
Vote exile I won't be picky
I say he leaves. Put on your coat.
Exile vote me?

So let's give him a lil' kicky.
His reasons seem quite gimicky
Let this...this be the poem I wrote
To hang a critic by the throat
So we don't get too panicky
Exile vote me?
Click the Esoog!
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Post by Talapus »

More then anything Kwanton see,
this seems like a revenge vote to me.
We need four votes to kick one out,
so even with my vote for you there still is doubt.

But I don't care, this cannot stand,
I think you're a critic here in poets land.
So I vote Kwantonhere for all,
your retched critiques will no longer apall!
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Post by wicked »

pancakemix wrote:I write villanelles like Mao Zedong
Go search wiki and you'll then see
why I now unvote vote exile.
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wicked wrote:
pancakemix wrote:I write villanelles like Mao Zedong
Go search wiki and you'll then see
why I now unvote vote exile.
(I would have thought that meant he was crap at them ;) )
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Post by mandalorian2298 »

The Cafe's visitors have gathered
To find out the rest of scum
The results of their investigations
Made me reach happily for my rum.

Not only did they see right through
Exile's obviusly false claim
They also made me realise
That my previus conclusion was lame.

Up until now I have thought
That Wicked is a Critic, too
But now my suspicion has shifted
And it fell on LSU.

Because Marlowe was an agent
When Queen ordered he would hop
Surely such advantures poet
Has the makings of a fine Cop.

This also explaines another thing
That has puzzled me all Day wrong
How come througout these accusation
Cop hasn't told us the right from wrong.

Also I have been searching Wiki
For Nina Stickler and I did cry
'Cause I found nothing remotly similar
Because LSU has claimed a lie! :idea:

As for the make up case
Against poor Kwanton's role
I would like to remind you all
That poet-critic was also Fircoal.

(At least I think I so recall :? )
Mishuk gotal'u meshuroke, pako kyore.

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Talapus wrote: I'm far more pissed that mandy and his thought process were right from the get go....damn you mandy.
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Post by wicked »

Mandy is throwing out crazy shit here
first one's a power role, then another,
none of which has been true so far we've seen
And mentioning me as a cop is false,
for I am not such person as you claim.
Why you must bring up such powerful things
is stupid for a townie to talk so.
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Post by wicked »

almost forgot, what lie is this
of L-S-U Tiger's you say?
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Post by mandalorian2298 »

wicked wrote:Mandy is throwing out crazy shit here
first one's a power role, then another,
none of which has been true so far we've seen
And mentioning me as a cop is false,
for I am not such person as you claim.
Why you must bring up such powerful things
is stupid for a townie to talk so.

( :P 8) )
Mishuk gotal'u meshuroke, pako kyore.

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Talapus wrote: I'm far more pissed that mandy and his thought process were right from the get go....damn you mandy.
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Post by LSU Tiger Josh »

Why Mandy finds a lie in my name
I do not know as the name I
was given was the one I
claimed. Critic I am not.
as all my message
gave was my name
and I write
nonets
here
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Post by LSU Tiger Josh »

Wicked's theory is interesting as
that would make sense. Exile's statement
earlier did make me think
that he was possibly
scum. Therefore I will
Vote Exile to
be thrown out
the door
now
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Post by The1exile »

Bah.
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Post by wicked »

((((((AHEM! AIMLESS! GIT YORE SORRY POETIC ASS IN HERE SO WE CAN SEE WHAT EXILE IS!!)))))) :lol:
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Post by The1exile »

I have done an absolutely pathetic job in this game, in both roles. *sighs*
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Post by wicked »

( TELL US THEN, ARE YOU SCUM?)
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Post by Aimless »

Vote Count!
  • The2exile (4) - mandalorian, kwanton, wicked, LSU Tiger Josh
  • kwanton (2) - The2exile, Talapus
With 4 votes, The2exile has been lynched!

The final six became now five
As Exile's ass was booted;
His villanelles just didn't jive.

Perhaps if he'd been poet true,
And not some scummy critic,
Your trust he could have had anew.

Alas, that fate was not in store;
And so said Bertie Siskel,
"The last laugh's mine!" Then out the door.

The2exile, Bertie Siskel (Lead Critic), has been banned from the cafe!

It is now Night 4. You have approximately 72 hours to send in your night actions.
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Post by LSU Tiger Josh »

:D
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Sweetness.
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Post by wicked »

autoload wrote:Sweetness.
(Yes dear? oh.. nvm...)
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Post by Incandenza »

Bertie Siskel... man o man. :lol:
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM

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