$25 a year is cheap. No wonder.

[lt.Futt]

It's a game.

You're an SoC instructor.

Would you tell anyone else in the SoC to rage on the GD forums everytime they have a bad luck streak?

I didn't think so.

I does all the time. It's no game. I am no SoC instructor.

[frankiebee]

Interesting stat for the master of Feudal Epic. In his last 98 games against opponents equal or higher ranked he is 48 - 50...

That's what it's all about.

You may not have seen my definition of "master". I define master a player with wide experience for the setting. I do not define "master" as "the best" for the setting.

So you changed the definition of the word 'master'?

Haha

[Dukasaur]

Basic rule #1: The dice are a bitch, if you keep losing because of the dice, play other settings or take less risks. If you post a dice bitch thread on the forums howhever. admin will give you a 1-month penalty which causes your dice to throw 10% more 1's and 2's.

I would be a great teacher...

Totally false. Every time I have had a major dice-bitching session, they have "miraculously" improved, and I have had good dice for at least 12 hours after every rant. The fact is, the dice gods are sensitive to criticism, and they do respond to complaints. My only problem is that I don't dare use this discovery on a regular basis. I'm afraid if I exploit the dice-bitch loophole too often, the dice gods will see it as an exploit and they will punish me by reversing the rule. Thus, I dice-bitch only on a very conservative schedule. If I opened up and started bitching on a daily basis I could probably become a General, but I'm afraid to try it.

[frankiebee]

Basic rule #1: The dice are a bitch, if you keep losing because of the dice, play other settings or take less risks. If you post a dice bitch thread on the forums howhever. admin will give you a 1-month penalty which causes your dice to throw 10% more 1's and 2's.

I would be a great teacher...

Totally false. Every time I have had a major dice-bitching session, they have "miraculously" improved, and I have had good dice for at least 12 hours after every rant. The fact is, the dice gods are sensitive to criticism, and they do respond to complaints. My only problem is that I don't dare use this discovery on a regular basis. I'm afraid if I exploit the dice-bitch loophole too often, the dice gods will see it as an exploit and they will punish me by reversing the rule. Thus, I dice-bitch only on a very conservative schedule. If I opened up and started bitching on a daily basis I could probably become a General, but I'm afraid to try it.

In that case, let's allready make a congrats to conquerer thread for it.futt

[chang50]

I find it worrying that lt.Futt is an SoC Trainer after veiwing the chat in the following games:

Game 13488792
Game 13491130
Game 13488085

Also lt.Futt has an alarming propensity for skipping turns and generally deadbeating out of games that aren't going well. If my school teachers or later on my college tutors had spoken like this in my classes then the Head/Dean/Principal/etc would have dragged them out for a severe carpeting at the very least! What do SoC make of this?

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

[lt.Futt]

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

When your wrath is over, I'll still be here posting. You simply can't stop me. To me you are a nobody.

[BigBallinStalin]

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

When your wrath is over, I'll still be here posting. You simply can't stop me. To me you are a nobody.

Hello, friend. I have the perfect thing for you:

Spoiler

[lt.Futt]

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

When your wrath is over, I'll still be here posting. You simply can't stop me. To me you are a nobody.

Hello, friend. I have the perfect thing for you:

Spoiler

I love being hated. You just keep me carry on. More hate, please! Hate me more! Your hate can't stop me.

[BigBallinStalin]

I don't hate you; I'm just pointing out that you're acting like a baby in this thread.

As a representative of the SoC Training, you're disgraceful.

Take some time off and reread your reactions ITT. You should feel embarrassed.

[betiko]

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

When your wrath is over, I'll still be here posting. You simply can't stop me. To me you are a nobody.

Hello, friend. I have the perfect thing for you:

Spoiler

I love being hated. You just keep me carry on. More hate, please! Hate me more! Your hate can't stop me.

[lt.Futt]

'always weaker dice then opponents but still average'.And he has the temerity to call anyone 'a top notch clown'.This guy is priceless..

When your wrath is over, I'll still be here posting. You simply can't stop me. To me you are a nobody.

Hello, friend. I have the perfect thing for you:

Spoiler

I love being hated. You just keep me carry on. More hate, please! Hate me more! Your hate can't stop me.

Can't stop me.

[Army of GOD]

have you tried not being an idiot?

[Shannon Apple]

Haha, this thread is so full of win. Futt, you're a clown. You should be embarrassed.

[lt.Futt]

Haha, this thread is so full of win. Futt, you're a clown. You should be embarrassed.

Aaaw, you have more hate inside than that! I know you have. Come on! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

[lt.Futt]

A collection of frequent bull shit dice games. Count my opponents expanding. I should started a thread like this several years ago. It'd been the most frequent thread.

If you're here just to act like the clown you are without have a clue what a vast difference in terts for the setting is, stay away from leave a comment. I might just foe you. These games are extremes.

10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
29.10.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.

[Shannon Apple]

Come on. You're a thrusted hater! Give me more hate!

I don't hate you, kiddo. I do however think that you're a circus clown.

Give me more hate! Come on! Don't BE shy!

Why are you making a fool of yourself?

Let it out. It's good for you.

Read up, all the quotes from this conversation, and you will realise that I am laughing at you.

Spoiler

I guess since you are still PMing me over and over because of my above post. (LMFAO) I will just post your idiotic behaviour out here.

Good day <3

[lt.Futt]

Good girl! Let it out! Feel it! It's good for you! Good girl!

[betiko]

A collection of frequent bull shit dice games. Count my opponents expanding. I should started a thread like this several years ago. It'd been the most frequent thread.

If you're here just to act like the clown you are without have a clue what a vast difference in terts for the setting is, stay away from leave a comment. I might just foe you. These games are extremes.

10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
29.10.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.

How is the tert count your way of defining that the game is yours? Unless you ve noticed, it often pays to let the opponent waste his overdeploy on more neutrals and let him with his overdeploy greed.

[lt.Futt]

How is the tert count your way of defining that the game is yours? Unless you ve noticed, it often pays to let the opponent waste his overdeploy on more neutrals and let him with his overdeploy greed.

No easy answare. It's fog. It might be too much to catch up. You just follow a path but may and up in a dead end. Kingdoms are dead ends as well. Splitting may be dangerous in order to take more terts. You can't wait too long. No spoils are like escalating style. Kingdoms location play a role. Order play a role and of course dice.

[stalin:)]

i don't get why our game was posted, i beat you fair and square.

[BigBallinStalin]

i don't get why our game was posted, i beat you fair and square.

You're an imposter! And Stalin never smiles! NEVER!

[_sabotage_]

A collection of frequent bull shit dice games. Count my opponents expanding. I should started a thread like this several years ago. It'd been the most frequent thread.

If you're here just to act like the clown you are without have a clue what a vast difference in terts for the setting is, stay away from leave a comment. I might just foe you. These games are extremes.

10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
29.10.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.

Your troops lack discipline. Set fire to the liquor store, discover* it was done by the enemy, peak their anger and then roll the dice. Their ferocity will be unmatched. Always auto.

[betiko]

How is the tert count your way of defining that the game is yours? Unless you ve noticed, it often pays to let the opponent waste his overdeploy on more neutrals and let him with his overdeploy greed.

No easy answare. It's fog. It might be too much to catch up. You just follow a path but may and up in a dead end. Kingdoms are dead ends as well. Splitting may be dangerous in order to take more terts. You can't wait too long. No spoils are like escalating style. Kingdoms location play a role. Order play a role and of course dice.

then why the hell are you posting that? it's fog, and you are writting a number of terts vs a number of terts to justify how unlucky you are. not asking you to explain me how the map works.

[Artimis]

i don't get why our game was posted, i beat you fair and square.

Did lt.Futt foe you afterwards?

[lt.Futt]

i don't get why our game was posted, i beat you fair and square.

Nothing personal. Look away from any person. This is about dice and order. $25 a year is cheap. No wonder. Remember.