Funny things to think about right before you die.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:27 pm

"no no no, see, LSD gives me the power of flight!"

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:27 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:28 pm

If I were insane, do you really think I would be trying to shave with a chainsaw right now?

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:31 pm

i havent got any scissors so ill try to cut my hair with a sythe

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:33 pm

You can swallow a sword? Well I can swallow nitroglycerin! Just watch m-

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:55 pm

Hey baby, I'm just gonna be honest with you, I want to squeeze your boobs.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:58 pm

"I wonder who gave me this nice clock?"
"The pilot sure has a nice clean turban..." (that was bad, I know...)
"Yes I turned the power off!"
*after cat calling a hot blonde in a leather jacket* "Wait... That's not a chick..."
"Oh, you're alive!

" (see Romeo and Juliet)

timmytuttut88 · Post by **timmytuttut88** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:23 pm

"ive made it ive lived!"

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:06 pm

Is this edible? Ah, what the hell, what's it gonna do, kill me?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:09 pm

"you know, in the rest of the world, soccer is called football."

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:32 pm

Pants: singular or plural?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:33 pm

Where are my pants?

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:39 pm

Neoteny wrote:Where are my pants?

on the bright side, at least i pulled off the incredible caper of taking neotenys pants across the internets.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:41 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Where are my pants?
on the bright side, at least i pulled off the incredible caper of taking neotenys pants across the internets.

I'm impressed.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:41 pm

"well, at least that bullet missed my frank and beans, and only hit my femoral artery"

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:42 pm

reminisco wrote:"well, at least that bullet missed my frank and beans, and only hit my femoral artery"

but im not sure why i was shooting at those anyway...maybe that wasnt such a great round of truth or dare.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:44 pm

"I wonder if I could take this Razor scooter all the way down the hill?"

Answer: you won't die, but you might shatter a scyphoid and fracture a radial head. Also, roadrash. Note to self: get drunk before doing stupid shit you should have done ten years ago...

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:50 pm

"call me old fashioned, but i believe that there is an all powerful God that created the world and all of us!"

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:51 pm

reminisco wrote:"call me old fashioned, but i believe that there is an all powerful God that created the world and all of us!"

Ill admit it, because of the thread, this was funny to me.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:51 pm

reminisco wrote:"call me old fashioned, but i believe that there is an all powerful God that created the world and all of us! Also, He loves me, and will not let these failing levies here in New Orleans get overrun!"

Has it been too soon? I say no.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:53 pm

apparently everyone felt like telling bad jokes tonight.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:56 pm

got tonkaed wrote:apparently everyone felt like telling bad jokes tonight.

Alcohol?

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:17 pm

Neoteny wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:apparently everyone felt like telling bad jokes tonight.
Alcohol?

Eh i probably should have, i think im saving it for thursday.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:17 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:apparently everyone felt like telling bad jokes tonight.
Alcohol?
Eh i probably should have, i think im saving it for thursday.

Sad day. George Killian's is helping me with my yeast this evening...

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:18 pm

i dont really have anything other than a few fosters and a few blues...neither are that appetizing considering no one else is drinking right now.

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