Even if you are raped in South Dakota, you may not have an abortion.
Every hotel room must have twin beds two feet apart and love cannot be made between the beds
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Also, in my hometown of Watertown, SD...
Only beer can be sold on Sundays and must be done through a drive-up window. LOL!
Beer, Wine, and Liquor must be sold in a Liquor store that is considered a separate building. (that means you can't buy beer at a gas station convenience store or a grocery store!)
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
I saw this really funny video of a guy who rigged his... get this... lazyboy chair into a fully-motorized motor vehicle. He drove it down the highway, it even had a steering wheel in the middle! He got pulled over for driving an unliscensed vehicle or something...
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to defeat all evil. -Ephesians 6 KJV
My Smiley: ( ) --- it's got SHIELDS!
everywhere116 wrote:You da man! Well, not really, because we're colorful ponies, but you get the idea.
It is a felony to brew beer in Alabama other than at a licensed brewery.
It is illegal in Alabama to sell beer in containers larger than 16oz. However, it is permissible to sell 15gal kegs of beer, and it is legal to sell wine and liquor in containers larger than 16oz.
Prior to about two years ago, it was illegal in Alabama to sell beer with an alcohol by volume higher than 6% (the limit is now 14.9%). I believe there was also a limit on alcohol content in wine at something like 18% (I haven't follow the wine legislation nearly as closely) that may be closer to 24% now. But no limit on alcohol content in liquor (the government liquor stores sell 180 proof grain alcohol).
The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Eugene)
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. (Eugene)
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. (Hood River)
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. (Klamath River)
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. (Marion)
One may not box with a kangaroo. (Myrtle Creek)
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact". (Portland)
Minors may not enter a room where a "social game" is being played. (Portland)
Trucks may not be parked on the street. (Portland)
Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars. (Portland)
Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night. (Portland)
It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Portland)
People may not whistle underwater. (Portland)
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. (Portland)
Women may not wrestle in Salem. (Salem)
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. (Springfield)
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. (Stanfield)
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. (Stanfield)
No more than two people may share a single drink. (Stanfield)
i'd not heard of that one but wouldn't it be commercial suicide to include them.
There are men who like small tits.
Besides, what are the small-breasted pron actors supposed to do now? Will the government of australia pay for their implants due to making it illegal for them to practice their job? Isn't this discrimination that they can't work in their chosen profession just because of the way they were born? It's like outlawing all red-haired women from working as school teachers.
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