F*ck one, marry one, kill one: CC users edition

[Cherry pepsi?]

Oh i know King_Herpes. He's my homie <3 We're getting married. And still F*ckin Army of GOD

so you kill saxitoxin?

I guess so. I don't know who he is. I'm sure i would love him if i met him. Sorry bud

[Pirlo]

Oh i know King_Herpes. He's my homie <3 We're getting married. And still F*ckin Army of GOD

so you kill saxitoxin?

I guess so. I don't know who he is. I'm sure i would love him if i met him. Sorry bud

yeah kill him, he sucks.. and you know what? he's not even good at sucking! XD

[Phatscotty]

I am the droid you are looking for

[Army of GOD]

I don't know any of these people. I think i'd F*ck Army of GOD because he made me a signature. But then again i don't know how old he is.. so that'd be quite the interesting part. he's beautiful

Why thank you!

[Cherry pepsi?]

I don't know any of these people. I think i'd F*ck Army of GOD because he made me a signature. But then again i don't know how old he is.. so that'd be quite the interesting part. he's beautiful

Why thank you!

That made me laugh so hard hahahahahahhahaha.

[squishyg]

i would marry my boo saxi and make sweet love until he dies from sweet love making

[Victor Sullivan]

Where's Cherry RC?? She's a much better lover, if you know what I mean.

-Sully

[Beckytheblondie]

mageplunka, ninja champion, saxitoxin

[Aradhus]

I'd kill Phatscotty(obviously) but it is a tough choice figuring out what to do with the other two. Saxi must know some ninja kama expert between the sheet sutra moves, but if you go for the good f*ck, you're left with being married to somebody that short.

On the other hand, AOG might not know a whole lot between the sheets, but being married to a contrarian like Saxi would drive you batshit insane as everytime you agreed with him he'd change his position and start arguing adopting your initial position, until you agreed with that then he'd switch.

I think I'll go with kill Phatscotty, f*ck Saxi, and well, I guess that leaves me with the short end..

[Pirlo]

Aradhus, I'd like to f*ck you when they put your name up

[Gillipig]

Fück Scotty (If I try hard I might be able to misstake him for a fat chick)
Kill Army (Seeing how the Pens are about to lose to Philly in the playoffs I'll be doing him a favor )
Marry Saxi (Well why not lol)

[Phatscotty]

Why do so many people want to kill me

[Phatscotty]

I would f*ck army of god because he could blow me while standing up

I would marry saxitoxin because he's an old rich guy, I'd just have to stay married for the couple of years until he drops dead and inherit his huge mansion in mexico or whatever

I would kill phatscotty and claim he was wearing a hoodie and acting suspiciously.

WE FOUND GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phatscotty]

I'd kill Phatscotty(obviously) but it is a tough choice figuring out what to do with the other two. Saxi must know some ninja kama expert between the sheet sutra moves, but if you go for the good f*ck, you're left with being married to somebody that short.

On the other hand, AOG might not know a whole lot between the sheets, but being married to a contrarian like Saxi would drive you batshit insane as everytime you agreed with him he'd change his position and start arguing adopting your initial position, until you agreed with that then he'd switch.

I think I'll go with kill Phatscotty, f*ck Saxi, and well, I guess that leaves me with the short end..

Am I still welcome to join your clan?

[Stephan Wayne]

Why is this not in offtopic ??

[Crazyirishman]

Why is this not in offtopic ??

Read the OP and you'll understand, this is a bond building experiment that relates to members of the CC community and thus belongs in GD. Also it should not be in off topics because this thread is not about tea party death squad, religion, obama sucks or any of the other common themes in the OT forum.

Ive been very busy this week, but we'll have a new rotation of spotlighted members coming soon.

[Pirlo]

Come on, Crazyirishman... The laste 3 names were over-fucked... Time to add new people!

[Stephan Wayne]

Why is this not in offtopic ??

Read the OP and you'll understand, this is a bond building experiment that relates to members of the CC community and thus belongs in GD. Also it should not be in off topics because this thread is not about tea party death squad, religion, obama sucks or any of the other common themes in the OT forum.

Ive been very busy this week, but we'll have a new rotation of spotlighted members coming soon.

I did read the OP and i have been waiting for this thread to be moved ever since then. This just seems like the same kind of thing i see ever other day in offtopic. I agree it works in GD im just mad good topics along these same lines but much better gets moved but this dosent. Who the hell is in charge of this bullshit. IF some of it goes all of it goes.

[Crazyirishman]

Okay all after some soul searching on my last hiatus, I've put together a new list of featured members. This current category for spotlighted members are: Ex mods who are still remotely forum active. Please welcome with open arms:

ManBungalow, ljex, and Master Fenrir

[Gilligan]

I'd have to marry ManBungalow,
kill ljex,
and f*ck Master Fenrir.

[Lindax]

I'd have to marry ManBungalow,
kill ljex,
and f*ck Master Fenrir.

[Pirlo]

ummm guess I'd f*ck ljex, marry Manbungalow and kill MF?

P.S. I'm always sure who I want to f*ck but not who to kill and marry.. I'd always f*ck the whole list if possible!

[Army of GOD]

f*ck ManB
f*ck Man B
kill ijex and MF
marry Man B
f*ck ManB

[squishyg]

Kill ljex
Marry man b
f*ck MF (he'll leave me in the morning anyway)

[Crazyirishman]

P.S. I'm always sure who I want to f*ck but not who to kill and marry.. I'd always f*ck the whole list if possible!

That's the tough part of this thought experiment, one may sometimes have to go against ones natural urges and preferences in order to satisfy the conditions mentioned in the title. I can the the lasting effects that this thread has provided in strengthening the community more and more every day.