Fantasy Baseball 2015.

[nietzsche]

Can I use sex references to express the outcome of the first match up vs Mets?

[Metsfanmax]

Can I use sex references to express the outcome of the first match up vs Mets?

You can go f*ck yourself, that's for sure

[tzor]

I think you can use sex references to describe the entire first week. Seriously, is this the TARDIS league? Was the first game in the week 6 days before the draft? Yes if you won week 1 it was either by luck or you were deliberately stacking your draft using that week's history, so sexual references is definitely viable. Frankly, if you did that, I hope the tables turn over the remainder of the season because that is no damn way to draft a season long team.

Speaking of Time Lords, I definitely need "The Doctor." I have 5 players on the DL15 list and 2 on DTD.

[nietzsche]

Nah.

The league was set up thinking the draft was going to be a couple of weeks before. When I changed the draft date I tried to make it that week one didn't count, but I couldn't find out how. When you make moves the schedule changes, and when I deleted 2 teams (it was originally thought for 10 teams) the schedule changed but the divisions didn't, so there was a division with 5 and another with 3 teams. I had to manually adapt that.

ANd when I tried to change the lenght of the season, to 20 weeks instead of 21, the playoffs changed and the schedule changed and I had to change it back. I somehow thought that with the draft being one week later, the season would start the next monday. Pixar made it like that in 2013.


During the draft I wasn't thinking in that, you could say i was because I drafted Adrian Gonzalez, and my pick was influenced by him being on fire but I wasn't thinking that week one was going to count. Actually, when I picked Adrian Gonzalez (second pick) I was thinking "wtf do i do now" because I was planning on picking Scherzer or Sale, but right before my turn they were picked. I was sure I was going to get one of them because they were many players ahead of them in the pre-ranking. So I basically panicked and really dind't want to take Adrian Gonzalez but I couldn't see any other batter that i liked.


If you know a way to erase that first match up I'd be interested to know.

[nietzsche]

what a fucking surprise, whoever is going against me, has his best week.

try harder bitches, i'm not losing. EVER.

[tzor]

try harder bitches, i'm not losing. EVER.

Oh you will, you will.

Probably not by me, but that's besides the point.

You will loose. (At least once.)

[Serbia]

try harder bitches, i'm not losing. EVER.

Oh you will, you will.

Probably not by me, but that's besides the point.

You will loose. (At least once.)

Lose*
And I doubt it. I'm not playing, remember?

Bollocks.

[tzor]

You will loose. (At least once.)

Lose*
And I doubt it. I'm not playing, remember?

No, you will loose. Everybody cut footloose.

And where did I say "in this league?"

You can't avoid it. You will cut footloose.

[Serbia]

You will loose. (At least once.)

Lose*
And I doubt it. I'm not playing, remember?

No, you will loose. Everybody cut footloose.

And where did I say "in this league?"

You can't avoid it. You will cut footloose.

I did let my bowels loose since this. But that happens every day. At least twice.

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

4-0 bitches.

Get in line, I'm raping all of your asses.

[tzor]

4-0 bitches.

Get in line, I'm raping all of your asses.

We will see ... We will see ...

Speaking of seeing.

Week 1 ... YOU 488 ... Mars Rovers 316
Week 2 ... YOU 428 ... Team Demundo 419
Week 3 ... YOU 405 ... AZ Rattlers 325
Week 4 ... YOU 359 ... Crying Over Spilled Melk 325

Two observations.

I would hardly call Week 2 a "rape." (It's only 9 points ...)

You definitely have a downhill trend going here.

It is currently week 5. At this rate of your decline assuming it continues when we meet in week 7 ...

Oh look, I have an old bottle of "Just Between us" from Key West Aloe. Good thing too because it's currently out of stock.

[nietzsche]

4-0 bitches.

Get in line, I'm raping all of your asses.

We will see ... We will see ...

Speaking of seeing.

Week 1 ... YOU 488 ... Mars Rovers 316
Week 2 ... YOU 428 ... Team Demundo 419
Week 3 ... YOU 405 ... AZ Rattlers 325
Week 4 ... YOU 359 ... Crying Over Spilled Melk 325

Two observations.

I would hardly call Week 2 a "rape." (It's only 9 points ...)

You definitely have a downhill trend going here.

It is currently week 5. At this rate of your decline assuming it continues when we meet in week 7 ...

Oh look, I have an old bottle of "Just Between us" from Key West Aloe. Good thing too because it's currently out of stock.

The downhill trend is because Tulo, Cargo, Bryant and Adrian Gonzalez haven't been hitting lately, but they will pick up their pace sooner or later.

[Metsfanmax]

4-0 bitches.

Get in line, I'm raping all of your asses.

We will see ... We will see ...

Speaking of seeing.

Week 1 ... YOU 488 ... Mars Rovers 316
Week 2 ... YOU 428 ... Team Demundo 419
Week 3 ... YOU 405 ... AZ Rattlers 325
Week 4 ... YOU 359 ... Crying Over Spilled Melk 325

Two observations.

I would hardly call Week 2 a "rape." (It's only 9 points ...)

You definitely have a downhill trend going here.

It is currently week 5. At this rate of your decline assuming it continues when we meet in week 7 ...

Oh look, I have an old bottle of "Just Between us" from Key West Aloe. Good thing too because it's currently out of stock.

The downhill trend is because Tulo, Cargo, Bryant and Adrian Gonzalez haven't been hitting lately, but they will pick up their pace sooner or later.

nietzsche is really good at blaming other people for his flaws

[nietzsche]

4-0 bitches.

Get in line, I'm raping all of your asses.

We will see ... We will see ...

Speaking of seeing.

Week 1 ... YOU 488 ... Mars Rovers 316
Week 2 ... YOU 428 ... Team Demundo 419
Week 3 ... YOU 405 ... AZ Rattlers 325
Week 4 ... YOU 359 ... Crying Over Spilled Melk 325

Two observations.

I would hardly call Week 2 a "rape." (It's only 9 points ...)

You definitely have a downhill trend going here.

It is currently week 5. At this rate of your decline assuming it continues when we meet in week 7 ...

Oh look, I have an old bottle of "Just Between us" from Key West Aloe. Good thing too because it's currently out of stock.

The downhill trend is because Tulo, Cargo, Bryant and Adrian Gonzalez haven't been hitting lately, but they will pick up their pace sooner or later.

nietzsche is really good at blaming other people for his flaws

You're right. I should tweet them what they can do to get out of the slump.

[tzor]

The downhill trend is because Tulo, Cargo, Bryant and Adrian Gonzalez haven't been hitting lately, but they will pick up their pace sooner or later.

I'm tempted to open a nice round of cheese with all that whine you have here, but instead I'll turn to RotoWire.

Troy Tulowitzki: Have you seen his plate discipline? Have fun with this one.
Kris Bryant: Not bad for someone with no power and a high strikeout rate.
Adrian Gonzalez: Yes he's definitely ELITE in every sense of the world.

Who's "Cargo" or was that "Votto"

[nietzsche]

The downhill trend is because Tulo, Cargo, Bryant and Adrian Gonzalez haven't been hitting lately, but they will pick up their pace sooner or later.

I'm tempted to open a nice round of cheese with all that whine you have here, but instead I'll turn to RotoWire.

Troy Tulowitzki: Have you seen his plate discipline? Have fun with this one.
Kris Bryant: Not bad for someone with no power and a high strikeout rate.
Adrian Gonzalez: Yes he's definitely ELITE in every sense of the world.

Who's "Cargo" or was that "Votto"

are you kiddign? Tulo is one of the best players in mlb, if only he didnt get injured as much.

Bryant no power?? come on. And Adrian isn't my favourite, but his supposed to get a lot of rbis.

Carlos Gonzalez is another excellent batter, lots of power but he's been sucking. I picked him last year and sucked, I decided to give him another shot but maybe it was a bad idea.

[tzor]

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He's been the best thing ever to my DFS lineup.

[nietzsche]

Pink Pirates scores: 266, 298, 306, 318. Average 297

But of course he goes against me and has his best score: 406 and counting.

[nietzsche]

how sempai sees baseball

[AndyDufresne]

how sempai sees baseball

I'd watch this over any other baseball, since I don't watch baseball ever.


--Andy

[tzor]

I once saw a cool mini of a scantly clad female in a Yankee uniform at the plate. That's how I envision baseball. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find it at the moment.

[tzor]

Meanwhile, in what has become OLD NEWS BY NOW. I give you the current standings.

EAST
TEAM W L T PCT GB
nietzsche's mustache 4 1 0 .800 --
Team Demundo 3 2 0 .600 1
Mars Rovers 3 2 0 .600 1
AZ Rattlers 3 2 0 .600 1

WEST
TEAM W L T PCT GB
Basement Jackovasaurs 3 2 0 .600 --
Pink Pirates 2 3 0 .400 1
Crying Over Spilled Melk 1 4 0 .200 2
CC Army Gnome 1 4 0 .200 2


Yes, I know, shock and horror. How could Tzor have won one week? I have no idea myself. but it may happen again this week.

[tzor]

Update: CC Army Gnome's record is now 2-4. Not to worry, the gnome is still coming up SHORT.

[tzor]

Still haven't found the female baseball player. But in doing all this searching I think I pulled a quad. Can we get the trainer out on the field?



HELLO NURSE!

[nietzsche]

METS GOES DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS