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BoganGod wrote:I would love to fornicate with Herpes, only way I could own his arse....
How many points would that gain? hm... the world may never know :lol:
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well, seeing as how i live in austin and the servers are in dallas, i have this dream of having sex with my woman right on top of the physical home of CC... the servers... i know bruce has done it several times, hence the many server crashes, but i have yet to throw down on the servers... i can always wish and hope, right?...-0
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Get get loose wit it, let Bruce hit it!
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I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
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That's quite the display of pent up sexual frustration there. Glad I could offer you a place to let that all out. We wouldn't want you to go all serial on us and start dismembering teenage boys.
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Sorry boys, but there's not much left to Herpes, since this morning.

Yep, I picked up Herpes from his usual hang-out...the playground and dragged him back to my place. Yep, I stretched a condom over my member and then placed cotton balls up my nose and in my ears. Herpes started yelling that he understood about the condom, but he wanted to know why I shoved cotton balls in my ears and up my nose.

I replied back, " Two things I can't stand, the smell of burning rubber and a man screaming."

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azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
Sounds hot! (especially the part about our little butts)
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great to hear it demonfork, I will have some time to kill this weekend, let me know when you are available, and now that KH has been removed of his duties by kp maybe we can get that 3 way goin, I'm in such a good mood today, that i will even run out to the drug store and get some ky for ya.

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Herpes, I'll sweeten the deal and set a web cam up with a view of my hairy back so you can see what you were missing out on when you did HARD time.... Lovingly yours just not in a gay way :lol:
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AAFitz. I hear hes quite good.
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i change my mind i would do karelpietertje cause he is new conqueror and i feel its the conqueror right as conqueror to do who they want.
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azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.
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Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.
This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.
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Georgerx7di wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.
This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.
Oh I don't know...

I know this thread started out with the female players as the object of our intentions, but it has become increasingly clear that the real CC passion is for man-on-man domination. Which kind of makes sense, if you think about it. So Sun Tzu stays!
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Mr Changsha wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
azezzo wrote:I too would like to fornicate with KIng Herpes, HELL, make it a three way and add demonfork to the list as well.
I'm talking dirty, nasty, fornication, the kind with no lube, the kind where, I routinely kidnap, blindfold, bind, ball gag and repeatedly make these two squeal like the pigs they are, while i listen to my favorite compilation of banjo music as we copulate time after time until the friction of such severe dry humping rubs my appendage raw. I love that smell of heated man love, it lingers in the air long after i have tried to scrub myself clean, if i could only wash the guilt away, of making their little butts hurt.

Some might call this a regular friday night of role playing mixed in with some raw bare back riding, I on the other hand would call it just a shared fantasy held by many a disgruntled C.C. player who had been abused by ether or both of these fine gentlemen.
<humps desk>

CC Fan Porn? Why not I say! Sadly, abusive quasi-homosexual sausage porn is only my third favourite form of erotica after asian schoolgirl bukake (treble hump) and milf dominatrix whips the living hell out of boy/boys in the swedish language (good double hump that). If any of you masters of eroticism fancy penning a scene involving me (I have a fifteen inch penis, the torso of a god and the ability to spunk out enough man juice to paint a wall) I'll get my tissues at the ready, Barry Manilow on the old hi fi and a quick note to the wife to go out and do a spot of shopping, while I self-love the afternoon away with my left hand, my right hand, the sofa, a warmed up watermelon, a carrot, a banana, a cucumber...with the big finish all over my own sexy avatar, as I beat myself senseless with the dogwhip I usually endevour to keep the peasants in line with.
This post is not befitting of your avatar. I think you either have to edit it, or change your avatar to some hot supermodel's tits.
Oh I don't know...

I know this thread started out with the female players as the object of our intentions, but it has become increasingly clear that the real CC passion is for man-on-man domination. Which kind of makes sense, if you think about it. So Sun Tzu stays!
Lol, interesting way to look at it.
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clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(
well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!
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apey wrote:
clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(
well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!
We could make it a doubles match!


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Artimis wrote:
apey wrote:
clapper011 wrote:sigh..always knew that ron would care more about apey..... :(
well we could share :D
just imagine how badly we could drive him insane O:)
talk about F-U-N !!!!!!!!!!!!
We could make it a doubles match!


Apey and Ron

Vs.

Artimis and Clapper

:D
My money is on Artimis and Clappy :lol:
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Myself, I know I'm sexy and good in bed so I am guaranteed a good time :D
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Me? Well I guess Andy Duff would be on top, Lack would be the halfway house, Clapper would be tweaking wicked, and Norse would be testing the Mustard. Lion would swallow Suggs and Xtra would mount the Olives.

I have always had a thing for insomnia, i like red headed tarts and the way they squeal, thats celtic blood for you, we are a dying race, it certainly shows sometimes when you have them cornered against the mantel-piece.
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chaosfactor wrote:Me? Well I guess Andy Duff would be on top, Lack would be the halfway house, Clapper would be tweaking wicked, and Norse would be testing the Mustard. Lion would swallow Suggs and Xtra would mount the Olives.

I have always had a thing for insomnia, i like red headed tarts and the way they squeal, thats celtic blood for you, we are a dying race, it certainly shows sometimes when you have them cornered against the mantel-piece.
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Game 5474765

It's offical, Artimis and Clapper like it on top. Two gimp masks on order for Apey and Ron! :twisted:

P.S. I'm up for a rematch if Ron and Apey are game, clapper gets first refusal to be my partner. :D
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