[Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

[nagerous]

LOL, nice one Changsha!

[lord voldemort]

If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back

'Extremely picky'...I like the sound of this chap. Just a bit of harmless fun creating multiple accounts to get around the 4 game rule (well I'm assuming here).

To be honest with you, as I liked your post (and this may the first honest post written by a BpB in this thread in about, ooh, a year) I'll tell you the complete truth. You haven't got enough experience to join nor do you have a sponsor WITH enough experience to support you. There are only three ways around this:

1. Send me 100 dollars. Simple, and you are in...I've brought many pointless people to the BpB and they've yet to stop me.

2. Give owenshooter your account details so he can charge around the forums like a demented warhorse again. That'll get you in.

3. Inform young nagerous (the resident young buck) that you are a young, easy on the eye and easy to bang young strumpet who just loves a drunken' university student with a strange need to swipe stuff when pissed and again, he'll have you in faster than he imagines he could get it into you!!!

However if you don't have 100 dollars, feel uncomfortable about letting owen on to your account or feel positively sick at the thought of nagerous masturbating all over your avatar then I can but think the BpB is not for you.

i laughed so loud that i woke up the entire house

[Sandstorm1903]

If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back

'Extremely picky'...I like the sound of this chap. Just a bit of harmless fun creating multiple accounts to get around the 4 game rule (well I'm assuming here).

To be honest with you, as I liked your post (and this may the first honest post written by a BpB in this thread in about, ooh, a year) I'll tell you the complete truth. You haven't got enough experience to join nor do you have a sponsor WITH enough experience to support you. There are only three ways around this:

1. Send me 100 dollars. Simple, and you are in...I've brought many pointless people to the BpB and they've yet to stop me.

2. Give owenshooter your account details so he can charge around the forums like a demented warhorse again. That'll get you in.

3. Inform young nagerous (the resident young buck) that you are a young, easy on the eye and easy to bang young strumpet who just loves a drunken' university student with a strange need to swipe stuff when pissed and again, he'll have you in faster than he imagines he could get it into you!!!

However if you don't have 100 dollars, feel uncomfortable about letting owen on to your account or feel positively sick at the thought of nagerous masturbating all over your avatar then I can but think the BpB is not for you.

Well considering I would rather save my money for a new laptop (this one is going down the drain.. literally after I smash it to bits) and Although I would like to support CC addicts who can only get their bit of social life on the local library's computer, I'm going to wave this money in your face instead!

[INSERT EPIC FAIL, COULD NOT POST PICTURE DUE TO NEWBIE COOTIES]

Anyways, yeah I kinda suck at everything except assassin, so I'm working on it ha! Oh and choice number 2 sounds horrid. Only number 3 sounds a bit fair. I mean by looking at nagerous's profile, he only has a creepy picture of some singer I can't place and a signature talking about Milk Juggs XD!

But yeah, I understand. I'm a newb still. One day, maybe.. in like a year or so, ha.. or after I've won a few tournaments!

[nagerous]

It's Lou Reed motherfunker and Happy2seeYou added the Milk Juggs comment when she was sitting for me the other day.

[Sandstorm1903]

I'm the new generation, I don't know who Lou Reed is.

Anyways, I didn't say anything was wrong with your signature. I mean.. I like milk.. and juggs..

[nagerous]

:lol: I'm the new generation, I don't know who Lou Reed is.

Anyways, I didn't say anything was wrong with your signature. I mean.. I like milk.. and juggs..

Knowing The Velvet Underground is a precursor for joining this clan.

[Sandstorm1903]

Oh well, if it's that hard to get in and you guys don't mind missing a good time, then I guess it's not worth it.

[owenshooter]

brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

[Robinette]

brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

It has been

7 1/2 months...

33 weeks...

232 days...

5,579 hours...

334,740 minutes...

20,084,400 seconds...

since the Black Jesus has spoken in the forums


Welcome back owen

Now go say something in my Golden Thread please

[Army of GOD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

[elfish_lad]

If nagerous wasn't so damn sexy I would certainly submit my application. But as it stands I could never apply to be a member in a clan with a guy in it that is sexier than me. So I will have to abstain. Nonetheless, I'm sure you will have no probs filling out your roster mates.

Cheers.

E.

[jbrettlip]

If nagerous wasn't so damn sexy I would certainly submit my application. But as it stands I could never apply to be a member in a clan with a guy in it that is sexier than me. So I will have to abstain. Nonetheless, I'm sure you will have no probs filling out your roster mates.

Cheers.

E.

We are all, by definition, sexier than you.

[owenshooter]

Conquer Club 19:14

Black Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of Conquer Club belongs to such as these."

brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

[squishyg]

aw shucks, i'm flattered that you started this thread to coyly see if i would be interested in joining. i'll admit, it's not as if i hadn't noticed the bpb looking my way, pretending to be looking at something next to me, and then quickly turning away when i looked up. and the notes and gifts you've left? the attention has been nice. so i guess what i'm trying to say is, if you want to, i want to.

xoxo, squishy

[Robinette]

Conquer Club 19:14

Black Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of Conquer Club belongs to such as these."

brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

[owenshooter]

welcome the latest bandit... squishy...-the black jesus

aw shucks, i'm flattered that you started this thread to coyly see if i would be interested in joining. i'll admit, it's not as if i hadn't noticed the bpb looking my way, pretending to be looking at something next to me, and then quickly turning away when i looked up. and the notes and gifts you've left? the attention has been nice. so i guess what i'm trying to say is, if you want to, i want to.

xoxo, squishy

[Arama86n]

The clan should Hire me for PR. I'll have members lining up to join from here to Hawai.

Step 1) fwblb makes a new recruitement thread Stating somthing like; "You see my avatar? Yes, that is me, and I share MSN with all members, and ofc like to cam... wait.. damn I got sidetracked again we're supposed to be talking about your trips skills...*giggle*"

Now a regular gaming site seems full of desperate young lads who have seen far too few females in there life, but CC perhaps more so than many others. Seems to be very many under 18's here, and thus ofc, very many little desperate virgins

Step 2) [insirt $250 in Arama86n's bankaccount for details]

[DavidRis1313]

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

[Army of GOD]

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

Close your eyes, open your mouth, and ignore any slender, salt-tasting and somewhat hairy objects.

[ronsizzle]

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

he couldnt have stated it any better!

[ronsizzle]

how does somewhere join a rockin clan like this?

[owenshooter]

how does somewhere join a rockin clan like this?

in... welcome to the fold...-the black jesus

[owenshooter]

wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus

[General Mojo]

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

first post in the BpB recruitment thread? Is this unprecedented, owen?

[ronsizzle]

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

first post in the BpB recruitment thread? Is this unprecedented, owen?

his first post ever made me laugh my ass off! i think he meant to say someone....