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The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:05 am

Are you tired of drama?
Can't stand gibberish/incoherent posts that make you assume that people drool on their keyboards?
Do you wish to call someone some really mean words, but are afraid of the repercussions?
Do you like pie?

Then come and join TEO! A satirical group where you're free to be more open than you are in the public section, or where your other usergroup(s) frown upon your views! Do you like Trump? This is the group for you!! Hate religion? Welcome aboard! Hate pie? We hate you too, but come on down so we (probably just me) can flame you! You TOSSER!

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How to join:
Have a pulse.

You're not a shoe.

You're not ConfederateSS.


Rules:
1. Blatant bigotry will not be tolerated. (However, context matters. Comedy and satire is appreciated).

2. No sharing of private info of any kind unless explicit permission from said member is approved.

3. Flaming is allowed provided that:
A. You can take it as much as you can dish it. This is rather important.

B. Rule 1 and/or 2 is not violated.

4. Spam is frowned upon. Keep it in one thread, do not create multiple threads or a crap ton of stickies. I have OCD, don't make my hurt butt hurt.

5. My word and co-host is law. What we say, goes, and decisions will ultimately be up to me...Which will probably be very little. I can promise two things though:

A. I will not delete posts unless Rule 1 and/or 2 is violated.

B. I and my co-mod will not violate my own rules/guidelines. Double standards suck floppy wiener, no one likes em.

6. Ultimately, we're here to have fun. If you're anti-fun, then I'll give you my anti-anti fun boot, and you can cry in a corner, you prima donna.

7. These rules are likely to be updated/changed to fit later when the usergroup itself is made.

8. You'll likely see someone you have butt heads with. This is okay and normal. You can flame each other or just ignore one another. The upside to this is, you can do it, safely...Mostly. Have fun damnit.


Roster:
1. DirtyDishSoap
2. DoomYoshi
3. Duk
4. Whoremonger
5. Tailgunner
6. China
7. Betiko
8. Neo
9. On the Ragian
10. Drama Llama
11. Demonpork
12. NotMe3
13. Neat
Last edited by DirtyDishSoap on Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:44 am, edited 13 times in total.
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:22 am

I'm here to thump Bible and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta bubblegum.
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:31 am

I'm here to ridicule your bible.
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Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:40 am

I'm here to bang hookers. Nothing else. Just hookers. And I see 3 already. Open up those holes.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:47 am

In it for the pie.

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Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:18 am

I'm here to make bigoted comments to people then say 'just kidding!'.
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:30 am

mrswdk wrote:I'm here to make bigoted comments to people then say 'just kidding!'.


So, basically just like the other fora...
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Postby betiko on Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:21 am

f*ck off
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Postby Neoteny on Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:27 am

Lol i don't even know anymore.
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Postby Ragian on Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:54 am

I'm here to correct the mod's pathetic punctuation. I expect to be here for a while.
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Postby riskllama on Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:06 am

yup.
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Postby demonfork on Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:49 pm

I can dish it out and take it.
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Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:12 pm

demonfork wrote:I can dish it out and take it.


No you can't.
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Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:58 pm

I wanna thump bible Trumpers
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Postby Neoteny on Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:54 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
demonfork wrote:I can dish it out and take it.


No you can't.
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:57 am

I am offended that my name has not been entered on the roster.
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Postby nietzsche on Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:25 am

8====D
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:45 am

notyou2 wrote:I am offended that my name has not been entered on the roster.

Tell it to someone that cares, FOOL!
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:39 pm

Surrre, I'll sign up... :D

(& if that cowardly & hypocritical pissant, Dirty Dick Soap rejects my membership, I shall declare 'Victory' a priori.)
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:15 pm

Thorthoth wrote:Surrre, I'll sign up... :D

(& if that cowardly & hypocritical pissant, Dirty Dick Soap rejects my membership, I shall declare 'Victory' a priori.)

REQUEST DENIED!

No one likes you.
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:42 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
dimes wrote:Heck yeah, I am offended right now.

REQUEST DENIED!

No one likes you.


Darn
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:43 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Surrre, I'll sign up... :D

(& if that cowardly & hypocritical pissant, Dirty Dick Soap rejects my membership, I shall declare 'Victory' a priori.)

REQUEST DENIED!

Ha! You're just pathetic, DDS. Nothing but a cowardly bucket of greyish suds, pube-tainted and shmegma-befouled.
Go hide from me and seek sanctuary in your new little clubhouse (Obviously nothing but PL by another name). But know that when our paths cross in the open forum you will be TOLD. You deserve nothing but pity, scorn and contempt, take your pick.
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby riskllama on Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:06 am

you have 10 people, DDS - time to apply for status... ;)
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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:37 am

riskllama wrote:you have 10 people, DDS - time to apply for status... ;)

Derp, thanks for reminding me that I have to reply to my email. Weekend booooooooozer
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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Re: The Easily Offended - TEO [Open][Social]

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:46 am

Thorthoth wrote:Butt hurt rant


Go away, no one likes you.
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ok, so some stuff goes over your head?


No not here anyway. He never said they were forced.


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