From: Twill
To: Lack
BCC: jbrettlip
12:45 July 7, 2009
Re: Conquer club
Howdy, Lack! It is me, Twill. I am bcc jbrettlip on this pm since as you remember he used to say I was a worthless addition to team CC. I wanted you to know, that out in the real world, when I give a snarky smart ass answer, something odd happens. I usually get punched right in the face!! It sure is different than when I ruled the CC forums. I don't think I like it much. I got punched 47 times yesterday alone!!! The real world is pretty tough...
In related news, can I have my job back PLEASE??????? I promise to not tell anyone that hyasari was made up just to take out FW, and also won't tell anyone that the dice are rigged. Cmon, remember the MILLIONS of dollars I singlehandedly saved CC by doing whatever it is I claimed credit for. PLEASE give me my job back.
Tired of being punched,
Twill
PS I will ban Owenshooter for no real reason and we can sit around and laugh about how funny that is, just like old times.
this is top 5 as far as i am concerned! this is hilarious stuff. i was seriously laughing pretty hard out loud. the best laughs are usually when it is about things that are true.
this was from jbrettlip. if anyone didnt know.