So I'm at the beach...
Hanging out with all the other celebrities...
Enjoying this last great holiday weekend,
when i thought how cool would it be to get an escalating game going...
So i start gathering players for an 8p game...
I ask Claire Danes,
and she's totally into it at 1st,
but she turned right back around when i told her it wasn't a Flat Rate Game...
Then Sophie Monk, chill'n nearby, says she'll play RED just as soon as she gets her hair in a bun...
Kate Beckinsale wanted to play trips...
which we weren't... so for GREEN, Abigail Clancy joined instead...
Gemma Atkinson jumped in...
"I'll be BLUE", she said...
"but you'll have to tell me how to play this game"
"I'll explain it to you... and I'll be YELLOW", says Anna Kournikova,
as she hunts for her special assault cubes...
Right about then, just off shore on a luxury yacht, Britney Spears shouts over...
"Hey, we played that in Rehab... I can be PINK"
and then she suddenly says she needs to expose Kamchatka for a nearby crowd, and away she went...
"Ohhh... I'll be PINK", says Heidi Montag, as she runs toward us, trying hard to show off her new implants...
Her simple strategy is always to fortify and build up 2 BIG stacks... she's such a boob...
Lindsay Lohan came pedaling over and crashed into the board...
"I'll be CYAN if getting spoils means kissing each other"
When I said no, she said "Cocaine then?"
But Gemma Atkinson took her paddle and shoo'ed Lindsay away...
"I'll be CYAN" said Gemma...
Suddenly, Elizabeth Hurley approaches...
"Being English, I'm sure I'll lose, but Hey, I'll Play ORANGE"
Seeing this, Kim Kardashian shouts out that she'll play too...
"This will be a good workout, but no video cameras, okay? I'll be GRAY"
