CC DICE ARE BULLSHIT!

by **Fruitcake** on Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:30 pm

lord voldemort wrote:Since i got colours I've been having some amazing dice

Oh dear...and yet you are a Captain?

by **Robinette** on Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:48 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:Since i got colours I've been having some amazing dice

Oh dear...and yet you are a Captain?

What a snob thing to say Fruit... you Rank elitist, yeah YOU!

Besides... he was likely referring to the colors Pink and Fushia...

by **Robinette** on Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:54 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Robinette wrote:
This proves Einsteins theory...
the 2nd law of Thermodienamics clearly states that dice were created spawntaniously during the big bang!
Well..., either that, or the hand of God had something to do with it...

Einstein is famous for saying that God "does not throw dice". Clearly the dice were the creation of another power. A power darker, and much more malevolent than we can possibly imagine.

Six sides, people. Six sides. The best result you can get in CC is to roll three sixes. Every game players are praying for three sixes. That adds up.

Everyday we give the dice more power: killer neutrals are just the start. Zombie neutrals have been suggested. How long before the dice get a rank?

That rank: Abomination.

brilliant... simply brilliant!

by **Fruitcake** on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:31 am

Robinette wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:Since i got colours I've been having some amazing dice

Oh dear...and yet you are a Captain?

What a snob thing to say Fruit... you Rank elitist, yeah YOU!

Besides... he was likely referring to the colors Pink and Fushia...

Of course he was referring to those colours, it all becomes quite clear to me now. Thank you for your input Robinette.