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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Georgerx7di on Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:17 pm

Can the op change the name of this thread to "Place for xelable and fitz to argue with each other and build up steam" :lol:
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Bairead on Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:45 pm

I am thinking of quitting CC again because the dice rolls are so asinine. (whether or not it's in my favor) It makes the game totally unenjoyable. More often than not, the dice are so inconsistent that there is no skill involved, what is wrong with the program/formula?
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby xelabale on Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:47 pm

Bairead wrote:I am thinking of quitting CC again because the dice rolls are so asinine. It makes the game totally unenjoyable. More often than not, the dice are so inconsistent that there is no skill involved, what is wrong with the program/formula?

This is no place for complaining young man. PM AAFitz with these please.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby AAFitz on Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:07 pm

xelabale wrote:
Bairead wrote:I am thinking of quitting CC again because the dice rolls are so asinine. It makes the game totally unenjoyable. More often than not, the dice are so inconsistent that there is no skill involved, what is wrong with the program/formula?

This is no place for complaining young man. PM AAFitz with these please.


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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Bairead on Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:48 pm

xelabale wrote:
Bairead wrote:I am thinking of quitting CC again because the dice rolls are so asinine. It makes the game totally unenjoyable. More often than not, the dice are so inconsistent that there is no skill involved, what is wrong with the program/formula?

This is no place for complaining young man. PM AAFitz with these please.


I'm being serious.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:04 pm

Bairead wrote:
xelabale wrote:
Bairead wrote:I am thinking of quitting CC again because the dice rolls are so asinine. It makes the game totally unenjoyable. More often than not, the dice are so inconsistent that there is no skill involved, what is wrong with the program/formula?

This is no place for complaining young man. PM AAFitz with these please.


I'm being serious.



The dice are fine, your play has just gotten worse.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Bairead on Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:06 am

No, it has nothing to do with play, there are certain games regardless of one's skill that they have no chance. Napoleon Bonaparte or General Patton could've been directing my gameplay, and I would have still been defeated. This also goes for some of my victories, where my opponents have been crippled by lopsided losses. Make a note, that I like this game because there is some luck involved, but not so much luck as that it depreciates any skill involved. Otherwise, I would just stick to chess. Now, please refrain from any sarcasm and conduct yourselves like fine commanders. :)
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby TheForgivenOne on Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:04 am

Blah, i love the luck i inherited when i was born... which was none lol i just finished a game, where i couldn't get any dice for the first 8 rounds. And just as im about to lose. I had an 8 stack and a 3 stack. I attacked as much as i could. And did not lose 1 troop. It seems i only get luck when it doesn't matter xD
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:04 am

Bairead, just record or download some program to record all your dice rolls, and you'll be absolutely stunned as to how much your perception changes your version of reality. There's nothing wrong with the dice, with the players, and with ConquerClub in general. Take your sleeping pills and go back to sleep; nothing to see here.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby xelabale on Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:51 am

If only there was somewhere where we could deal with this without cluttering up GD with endless dice threads.

PS before you go off again fitz, re-read everything I've said and ask yourself who is talking about flaming, you or me, because I never brought it up. Thanks!
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby AAFitz on Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:22 am

xelabale wrote:If only there was somewhere where we could deal with this without cluttering up GD with endless dice threads.

PS before you go off again fitz, re-read everything I've said and ask yourself who is talking about flaming, you or me, because I never brought it up. Thanks!


Well, for a suggestion to make a new forum, you could have used suggestions and bugs forum.

As far as clutter...I just read through and read the topics I want to and ignore those I dont. I dont find it cluttered at all.

If you somehow differentiate between blowing off steam at players, and flaming..than so be it, but I think its more than fair to say it would be flame wars, even if you called it "steam bath", or whatever other name you had in mind.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby AAFitz on Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:23 am

xelabale wrote:If only there was somewhere where we could deal with this without cluttering up GD with endless dice threads.

PS before you go off again fitz, re-read everything I've said and ask yourself who is talking about flaming, you or me, because I never brought it up. Thanks!


Well, for a suggestion to make a new forum, you could have used suggestions and bugs forum.

As far as clutter...I just read through and read the topics I want to and ignore those I dont. I dont find it cluttered at all.

If you somehow differentiate between blowing off steam at players, and flaming..than so be it, but I think its more than fair to say it would be flame wars, even if you called it "steam bath", or whatever other name you had in mind.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Georgerx7di on Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:42 am

AAFitz wrote:
xelabale wrote:If only there was somewhere where we could deal with this without cluttering up GD with endless dice threads.

PS before you go off again fitz, re-read everything I've said and ask yourself who is talking about flaming, you or me, because I never brought it up. Thanks!


Well, for a suggestion to make a new forum, you could have used suggestions and bugs forum.

As far as clutter...I just read through and read the topics I want to and ignore those I dont. I dont find it cluttered at all.

If you somehow differentiate between blowing off steam at players, and flaming..than so be it, but I think its more than fair to say it would be flame wars, even if you called it "steam bath", or whatever other name you had in mind.


It could only be posted in sugs and bugs if there actually was a problem with the dice. Problem is that the dice are fine, anyone who logs their rolls or has a dice analyzer has proof. The problem is with the brain that is connected to the hand the pushes the attack button. That brain doesn't understand how dice work, and sugs and bugs cannot fix that brain.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby AAFitz on Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:03 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
xelabale wrote:If only there was somewhere where we could deal with this without cluttering up GD with endless dice threads.

PS before you go off again fitz, re-read everything I've said and ask yourself who is talking about flaming, you or me, because I never brought it up. Thanks!


Well, for a suggestion to make a new forum, you could have used suggestions and bugs forum.

As far as clutter...I just read through and read the topics I want to and ignore those I dont. I dont find it cluttered at all.

If you somehow differentiate between blowing off steam at players, and flaming..than so be it, but I think its more than fair to say it would be flame wars, even if you called it "steam bath", or whatever other name you had in mind.


It could only be posted in sugs and bugs if there actually was a problem with the dice. Problem is that the dice are fine, anyone who logs their rolls or has a dice analyzer has proof. The problem is with the brain that is connected to the hand the pushes the attack button. That brain doesn't understand how dice work, and sugs and bugs cannot fix that brain.


Umm I was talking about this thread, since it is a suggestion to make a new forum.

I certainly wasnt suggesting that dice complaints go in suggestions and bugs....However, there are many threads on dice, and if people used the search button, they could just add to one of the many there. In any case, its not a breakdown of the forum, but of how people use it.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Bairead on Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:41 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Bairead, just record or download some program to record all your dice rolls, and you'll be absolutely stunned as to how much your perception changes your version of reality. There's nothing wrong with the dice, with the players, and with ConquerClub in general. Take your sleeping pills and go back to sleep; nothing to see here.


You are obtuse. The dice do not reflect those that would be rolled in reality.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby mpjh on Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:49 pm

Robinette wrote:
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What ???

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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby AAFitz on Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:03 am

robinette wrote: And Fitz...
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I hate to say what the gravy looks like.


Whats wrong with saying "Melted Carmel" :?:

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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby xelabale on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:31 am

DAMMMMMMIT my dice have sucked recently.

There, that's better.
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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Kotaro on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:41 am

ManBungalow wrote:There is always The Piece of Crap Dice Brigade.


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Re: Place to let off steam about dice and players

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:05 pm

Bairead wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Bairead, just record or download some program to record all your dice rolls, and you'll be absolutely stunned as to how much your perception changes your version of reality. There's nothing wrong with the dice, with the players, and with ConquerClub in general. Take your sleeping pills and go back to sleep; nothing to see here.


You are obtuse. The dice do not reflect those that would be rolled in reality.



Yes, they do. Your view of the dice reflects your intelligence. Perhaps you are the one is is imitating a wide angle.
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