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by **hahaha3hahaha** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:18 am

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by **porkenbeans** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:43 am

hahaha3hahaha wrote:I was listening to the radio and there was a small segment for 'weird jobs', and someone called in and explained how he was a 'dice inspector'. This wasn't a joke either, all day he sorted and went through manufactured dice making sure they were all correctly numbered and shaped etc. My question is why the f*ck doesn't CC have one of these guys? And if they already currently do, he's obviously doing a shit job because all the dice that I roll have a 1 on all six sides!!! Conquerclub, time to ring through the yellow pages for these 'dice inspectors', we urgently need one!

by **neanderpaul14** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:51 am

hahaha3hahaha wrote:I was listening to the radio and there was a small segment for 'weird jobs', and someone called in and explained how he was a 'dice inspector'. This wasn't a joke either, all day he sorted and went through manufactured dice making sure they were all correctly numbered and shaped etc. My question is why the f*ck doesn't CC have one of these guys? And if they already currently do, he's obviously doing a shit job because all the dice that I roll have a 1 on all six sides!!! Conquerclub, time to ring through the yellow pages for these 'dice inspectors', we urgently need one!

I'll do it for free, if I can stash lots of 6's for my use.

by **hahaha3hahaha** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:07 am

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by **natty dread** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:21 am

Why must rigged dice be treated like coca-cola?

by **hahaha3hahaha** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:02 am

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by **natty dread** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:11 am

hahaha3hahaha wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Why must rigged dice be treated like coca-cola?

coke=cocaine

by **JOHNNYROCKET24** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:23 am

hahaha3hahaha wrote:I was listening to the radio and there was a small segment for 'weird jobs', and someone called in and explained how he was a 'dice inspector'. This wasn't a joke either, all day he sorted and went through manufactured dice making sure they were all correctly numbered and shaped etc. My question is why the f*ck doesn't CC have one of these guys? And if they already currently do, he's obviously doing a shit job because all the dice that I roll have a 1 on all six sides!!! Conquerclub, time to ring through the yellow pages for these 'dice inspectors', we urgently need one!

I inspected your dice and they do not have 1's on all 6 sides.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:54 am

If we had some dice inspectors, I'd expect them to sneak in a couple of unique dice sets---maybe a pair that is nothing but 6's or 1's...maybe a couple of extra sided dice. "I can't believe you just rolled an 8."

--Andy