Conquer*Club Darwin Awards

[Juan_Bottom]

Post your worst moves ever.

Game 4291109

1 VS 1
Juan_Bottom
slim1

I'm pretty certain that none of you can top this, but I'd still like to see. I was teaching a real life friend how to play. He was one of the worst players of all time. Anyway I was slaughtering him and got distracted, leaving him with a +6 bonus...
I was his first win in about 40 games on this site.

2009-02-18 17:12:40 - Juan_Bottom: look at it this way, if you can beat me, you'll win like a zillion points.........

2009-02-18 18:30:34 - Juan_Bottom lost 44 points

[Beckytheblondie]

Can't remember the game number, but it was arms race. I had my opponent down to one troop and I ended turn. I subsequently managed to miss the next three turns because I left my room. Fail.

[ManBungalow]

Game 4747036
I don't think I need to explain that one.