Conquer Club Age

[Tupence]

When I think of how long I've been on Conquer Club, I don't think of myself as being on here for about 1 year and 4 months. I also don't think of myself as being nearly 2400 games old, or 600+ wins, or 25 medals old. I remember when I first joined; it was not long before the game 3000000. For this reason, I think of my Conquer Club Age as being just over 3 million games. Does anyone else think like this?

[AAFitz]

I try not to think of any other reason I could call myself old.

[Mr Changsha]

When I think of how long I've been on Conquer Club, I don't think of myself as being on here for about 1 year and 4 months. I also don't think of myself as being nearly 2400 games old, or 600+ wins, or 25 medals old. I remember when I first joined; it was not long before the game 3000000. For this reason, I think of my Conquer Club Age as being just over 3 million games. Does anyone else think like this?

I'm sorry, but as a professional psychobabbleologist I believe I am duty bound to inform you that you are displaying many of the first symptoms of a condition known in faux-medical circles as 'Writingalotofuselessbollocks'.

The only known remedy is time away from the source of the obsession...in this case CC.

So, one week away please. Maybe you can get to the seaside, or go tramping around the Lake District, or do something else pleasingly Victorian?