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Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:13 pm

THIS IS NOT TO BE USED TO HATE THIS GUY JUST A FUNNY CHAT WE HAD!

See I was playing Oasis joking around with yellow for a bit, then red comes in and said yellow's stupid if he goes for it. So I said that he was a dead man (joking) then he's like UR FOED FOR HAVING NO LIFE

All I can say is....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2010-01-27 13:27:24 - jak111: gla
2010-01-27 13:29:26 - mas_cosas: thanks, same to you
2010-01-27 13:29:33 - mas_cosas: and to the rest of you, of course
2010-01-27 13:33:33 - jak111: of course... xD
2010-01-27 13:35:34 - jak111: I think it's safe to say we're all online watching this right now xD
2010-01-28 13:42:43 - jak111: hey yellow wanna help me take out red and green in exchange you can have ur oasis's
2010-01-28 13:46:25 - jak111: (small oasis) ;)
2010-01-28 18:04:24 - ChrisBeerens: lmao
2010-01-28 18:04:26 - ChrisBeerens: no
2010-01-28 18:19:09 - ChrisBeerens: yellow ur a fool
2010-01-28 18:19:11 - ChrisBeerens: to go for it
2010-01-28 18:19:12 - ChrisBeerens: if u do
2010-01-28 18:44:43 - jak111: and ur a deadman red ;) lolz jk but bye bye
2010-01-29 04:07:28 - ChrisBeerens: ur foed
2010-01-29 04:07:32 - ChrisBeerens: cuz u need a life
2010-01-29 09:09:44 - ChrisBeerens: blue.....= served
2010-01-29 09:37:36 - mas_cosas: Doh - well played, red - I thought blue was FTW
2010-01-29 12:02:59 - jak111: bite me, but gg


*Edit*
feel free to comment guys, hope you found this as funny as I did... I just hope red finds it frunny too when he looks :D
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:24 pm

I wouldn't quit your day job...
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I wouldn't quit your day job...


hey now, don't be a hater... + I work a night shift anyway :-$
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby frankiebee on Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:58 pm

So... where is the funny part ??
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:22 pm

frankiebee wrote:So... where is the funny part ??


read the comments 2-3 times if u don't find it funny by then you won't if I point it out for you
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:26 pm

That's incredibly frunny.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:56 am

I agree with Herpes. Furthermore, in my opinion, this has all the hallmarks of a true classic.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:23 am

At least some people are seeing the funny part =D> But yea if your taking everything on this here too seriously, I feel sorry for ya :)
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby obliterationX on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:39 am

Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre, step the f*ck aside.

We have a comedian on our hands!
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby AAFitz on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:23 pm

add the word penis at the end of the thread or something... seriously...its just not fair to call a thread funny and then make them read that
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby iamkoolerthanu on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:51 pm

So when are you going to post the funny game chat? :D
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby elfish_lad on Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:31 am

I'm dizzy. Now... not sure it was this post however.

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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:22 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA, that was good for a chuckle.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:44 pm

AAFitz wrote:add the word penis at the end of the thread or something... seriously...its just not fair to call a thread funny and then make them read that


nice... lolz like I said in the main topic this is only MY OPINION on it... others may find it funny or not however they look at it. you want funny?

Watch dumb and dumber (both movies) or watch jeff dunham. or if ur dull u can always watch the religion and history channels...
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby natty dread on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:12 pm

you want funny?

Watch dumb and dumber


If that is your idea of "funny"... then... it's all starting to make sense now.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:16 pm

natty_dread wrote:
you want funny?

Watch dumb and dumber


If that is your idea of "funny"... then... it's all starting to make sense now.


Woah woah woah woah woah. The first Dumb and Dumber is a classic (the second one: not so much).
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby natty dread on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:19 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
you want funny?

Watch dumb and dumber


If that is your idea of "funny"... then... it's all starting to make sense now.


Woah woah woah woah woah. The first Dumb and Dumber is a classic (the second one: not so much).


Not if you watch it sober.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby Georgerx7di on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:34 pm

jak111 wrote:At least some people are seeing the funny part =D> But yea if your taking everything on this here too seriously, I feel sorry for ya :)


I'm pretty sure that they are being sarcastic. Reminds me of that story, "the emperors new clothes" is that what it was called?
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:16 am

natty_dread wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
you want funny?

Watch dumb and dumber


If that is your idea of "funny"... then... it's all starting to make sense now.


Woah woah woah woah woah. The first Dumb and Dumber is a classic (the second one: not so much).


Not if you watch it sober.



then watch harold and kumar 1 and 2 if you don't find it funny I feel srry for you amd I hope one day you will find a sense of humor :(
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby AAFitz on Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:26 am

Georgerx7di wrote:
jak111 wrote:At least some people are seeing the funny part =D> But yea if your taking everything on this here too seriously, I feel sorry for ya :)


I'm pretty sure that they are being sarcastic. Reminds me of that story, "the emperors new clothes" is that what it was called?


It reminds me of a line from Good morning Vietnam: "Sir, deep down my heart, I know Im funny."

and since we deserve some humor...let me quote a few more from that movie:

"You are in more dire need of a blow job, than any white man in history."

"He sucks the sweat off a dead mans balls."
"Sir, Im not exactly sure what that means, but Im pretty sure its negative."

"Ive been in Vietnam for a month, and my best friend is the enemy. This is not gonna look good on a resume!"

"Thats good, whats in it?"
"Just a drop of formaldehide to preserve the flavor."

Since the VP, is such a VIP, shouldnt we keep the PC on the QT? Or the VP might end up MIA, and we could all be put on KP.
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby Robinette on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:51 am

lol... this is really funny...

i hate to admit it, but the 1st 2 times i read it, well... it just wasn't funny...
but the op said "read the comments 2-3 times if u don't find it funny by then you won't if I point it out for you"
so i did just that... i read all the comments, and then suddenly there it was, the funny part...

but if you can't find it, I certainly won't point it out for you...
because i'm now part of the IN club... this is something you have to do for yourself...
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:38 pm

Robinette wrote:lol... this is really funny...

i hate to admit it, but the 1st 2 times i read it, well... it just wasn't funny...
but the op said "read the comments 2-3 times if u don't find it funny by then you won't if I point it out for you"
so i did just that... i read all the comments, and then suddenly there it was, the funny part...

but if you can't find it, I certainly won't point it out for you...
because i'm now part of the IN club... this is something you have to do for yourself...



YAY someone found is :lol: =D> :D
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby negoeien on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:17 am

jak111 wrote:
Robinette wrote:lol... this is really funny...

i hate to admit it, but the 1st 2 times i read it, well... it just wasn't funny...
but the op said "read the comments 2-3 times if u don't find it funny by then you won't if I point it out for you"
so i did just that... i read all the comments, and then suddenly there it was, the funny part...

but if you can't find it, I certainly won't point it out for you...
because i'm now part of the IN club... this is something you have to do for yourself...



YAY someone found is :lol: =D> :D


I must commend robinette . This thread itself is quite hilarious :). Especially jak111. And I'm so out of the out-club ive never been an outer befor in outerspace outlets...
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Re: Funny game chat (I think so anyway)

Postby jak111 on Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:13 pm

negoeien wrote:
jak111 wrote:
Robinette wrote:lol... this is really funny...

i hate to admit it, but the 1st 2 times i read it, well... it just wasn't funny...
but the op said "read the comments 2-3 times if u don't find it funny by then you won't if I point it out for you"
so i did just that... i read all the comments, and then suddenly there it was, the funny part...

but if you can't find it, I certainly won't point it out for you...
because i'm now part of the IN club... this is something you have to do for yourself...



YAY someone found is :lol: =D> :D


I must commend robinette . This thread itself is quite hilarious :). Especially jak111. And I'm so out of the out-club ive never been an outer befor in outerspace outlets...



now ur catching on 0_O only a matter of time before everyone figures it out...
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