$25 a year is cheap. No wonder.

[lt.Futt]

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Funny? You really think this is funny?

Well, might. If you look at it my way. This thread is like a circus. I feel like the ringmaster. I've presentated my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple. ArmyofGod which Jesus think is a jerk. A joker. A clown. A silly insect and different sort of monkeys. What else do we got here. A bunch of random unidentified objects.

[Shannon Apple]

Come on. You're a thrusted hater! Give me more hate!

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Funny? You really think this is funny?

Well, might. If you look at it my way. This thread is like a circus. I feel like the ringmaster. I've presentated my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple. ArmyofGod which Jesus think is a jerk. A joker. A clown. A silly insect and different sort of monkeys. What else do we got here. A bunch of random unidentified objects.

I've been promoted!

[lt.Futt]

Bump

A collection of frequent bull shit dice games. Count my opponents expanding. I should started a thread like this several years ago. It'd been the most frequent thread.

If you're here just to act like the clown you are without have a clue what a vast difference in terts for the setting is, stay away from leave a comment. I might just foe you. These games are extremes.

10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.
10.31.2013 Game 13533139 What's scary. This guy actually even talk about dice in my favor. We've played some games. He just do it in game after game after game after game. But it's me that has the luck. I wonder what what this guy are used to when it comes to luck.

[lt.Futt]

Come on. You're a thrusted hater! Give me more hate!

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Funny? You really think this is funny?

Well, might. If you look at it my way. This thread is like a circus. I feel like the ringmaster. I've presentated my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple. ArmyofGod which Jesus think is a jerk. A joker. A clown. A silly insect and different sort of monkeys. What else do we got here. A bunch of random unidentified objects.

I've been promoted!

Indeed you are. You're promoted to my most trusted hater from my most trusted hater.

Could we give my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, the platina ridiculus medal?

[Shannon Apple]

Come on. You're a thrusted hater! Give me more hate!

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Funny? You really think this is funny?

Well, might. If you look at it my way. This thread is like a circus. I feel like the ringmaster. I've presentated my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple. ArmyofGod which Jesus think is a jerk. A joker. A clown. A silly insect and different sort of monkeys. What else do we got here. A bunch of random unidentified objects.

I've been promoted!

Indeed you are. You're promoted to my most trusted hater from my most trusted hater.

Could we give my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, the platina ridiculus medal?

Any excuse for a medal!

[lt.Futt]

Any excuse for a medal!

If my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, now become more ridiculous I'll make sure you're disqualified for the platina ridiculous medal before you're even officially honored. No "excuse for a medal". It's a qualified explanation.

[Shannon Apple]

Any excuse for a medal!

If my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, now become more ridiculous I'll make sure you're disqualified for the platina ridiculous medal before you're even officially honored. No "excuse for a medal". It's a qualified explanation.

Please learn to speak coherently, I didn't understand a word.

[lt.Futt]

Any excuse for a medal!

If my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, now become more ridiculous I'll make sure you're disqualified for the platina ridiculous medal before you're even officially honored. No "excuse for a medal". It's a qualified explanation.

Please learn to speak coherently, I didn't understand a word.

My most trusted hater, Shannon Apple. Tempting to agree with you. You don't understand a word.

[betiko]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

[lt.Futt]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

I could not know.

[BoganGod]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

Your sadly mistaken. I fear his fetish is public embarrassment. Hard to enjoy public ridicle in private. Note his trawling for abuse by becoming even less coherent. Dear readers avoid posting here, unless you wish to increase the balance of a sadists spank bank.

[lt.Futt]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

Your sadly mistaken. I fear his fetish is public embarrassment. Hard to enjoy public ridicle in private. Note his trawling for abuse by becoming even less coherent. Dear readers avoid posting here, unless you wish to increase the balance of a sadists spank bank.

OK. We're in the sexual orientented harassment branch. I am game. How about this?

Betiko and BoganGod share dildo.

[Agent 86]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

Your sadly mistaken. I fear his fetish is public embarrassment. Hard to enjoy public ridicle in private. Note his trawling for abuse by becoming even less coherent. Dear readers avoid posting here, unless you wish to increase the balance of a sadists spank bank.

OK. We're in the sexual orientented harassment branch. I am game. How about this?

Betiko and BoganGod share dildo.

This thread is turning out to be really funny

[BoganGod]

Why don t you let this poor guy entertain himself with his belly button?
He s obviously discovering some new S&M guilty pleasures, I think he needs some privacy.

Your sadly mistaken. I fear his fetish is public embarrassment. Hard to enjoy public ridicule in private. Note his trawling for abuse by becoming even less coherent. Dear readers avoid posting here, unless you wish to increase the balance of a sadists spank bank.

OK. We're in the sexual orientented harassment branch. I am getting the attention I desire. How about this?

Betiko and BoganGod share time using heavy dildo on me!

This thread is turning out to be really funny

Fixed, must pay attention to occupational health and safety concerns even when using toys of any type. A members health is the most precious thing they own after all. Repeated use of heavy galvanised rubber and reinforced latex products can result in repetitive strain injury in the person welding said item. Sharing use reduces the risk of RSI and substantially improves job satisfaction levels.

[betiko]

sharing dildo is ok as long as you wash them with anti bacteria soap between each usage. it's also considered an act of respect to let a new set of batteries for the next person, in case the power runs out. Also, it is strongly advised no to personalize the dildo during the usage. if you decide to share it, it needs to be as neutral as possible. no one would like to find on the friend shared dildo "BOGAN OWNZ ME" marker penned on it.

Note that if you have to share a dildo, it probably means that 25$ isn't cheap for you. You have saved on the dildo to buy CC premium, we're talking about serious stuff here futt!

[BigBallinStalin]

Futt, no one appreciates you talking so poorly about dildo-sharers because you are ignorantly discarding the obvious health benefits and gains from cost-savings.

[lt.Futt]

Futt, no one appreciates you talking so poorly about dildo-sharers because you are ignorantly discarding the obvious health benefits and gains from cost-savings.

I didn't talk poorly about them sharing dildo. I am descriptive. I am not normative.

[lt.Futt]

Any excuse for a medal!

If my most trusted hater, Shannon Apple, now become more ridiculous I'll make sure you're disqualified for the platina ridiculous medal before you're even officially honored. No "excuse for a medal". It's a qualified explanation.

Please learn to speak coherently, I didn't understand a word.

My most trusted hater, Shannon Apple.

What I am saying is. Imagine you're late for work. Your boss ask why.

Your boss ask for an explanation.

You say blah blah blah blah. Your boss says. That's no excuse. You may reply. Sir. You asked for an explanation.

[Shannon Apple]

You don't make any sense, lol. Learn English?

I know you want me to hate you, so bad, but I can't hahaha! I just can't hate someone that makes me laugh this much. Also, thank you for trusting me.

[Agent 86]

Aggh, it just gets better..please I can't breath from laughing

[BigBallinStalin]

Futt, no one appreciates you talking so poorly about dildo-sharers because you are ignorantly discarding the obvious health benefits and gains from cost-savings.

I didn't talk poorly about them sharing dildo. I am descriptive. I am not normative.

But you mentioned sexual harassment, thus responded in a normative fashion:

"Betiko and BoganGod share time using heavy dildo on me!"

Are you upset that you can't be part of the Heavy Dildo-Sharing team? What gives?

[lt.Futt]

But you mentioned sexual harassment, thus responded in a normative fashion:

O mi God!

"Betiko and BoganGod share time using heavy dildo on me!"

Are you upset that you can't be part of the Heavy Dildo-Sharing team? What gives?

I never said the dildo-sharing turtledoves, Betiko and BoganGod, use dildo on you. That's Nietschzian argument against reality. Nietschze didn't make much sense conversating with a horse and broke down started cry.

[rhp 1]

Can we give lt.Futt a medal for being the Most Unintentionally Funny GD Poster?

Let me talk to blake and see if we can get a MUFGDP medal organised

+1

[Army of GOD]

have you tried not being an idiot?

[Artimis]

have you tried not being an idiot?

This reply of yours has cropped up four times in the same thread, either he's ignoring you or you're on his foe list in which case he's definitely ignoring you.

It seems to me that you would have more success in asking a dog to try not being a dog.