Blitz, the FINAL thread

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 14, 2011 12:51 pm

And...we come back to my penis is bigger than yours!

Jef jef I would be surprised if our current conqueror couldn't (at the very least) maintain your rank playing your games. I haven't looked at yours and I haven't looked at his, but I would bet quite a large amount of money on it nonetheless.

You just have to be reasonably intelligent to get your rank playing your (style) of games.

So are you in fact claiming that he is basically a fuck-wit?

by **greenoaks** on Sat May 14, 2011 12:53 pm

i didn't mean to start a fight between you two.

i brought it up because every game i play against jefjef is no spoils. he makes me think about every move, or non-move. it hurts. i think playing a Conquerer should hurt, even if you win.

btw, i usually have a sword but i have been playing a lot of assassin of late and i guess they see that big sword coming.

by **lord voldemort** on Sat May 14, 2011 12:53 pm

im pretty sure ljex has some pretty decent records in seq teams...
he wouldnt be in a top clan if he didnt :roll:

by **jefjef** on Sat May 14, 2011 12:55 pm

ljex wrote:
jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:oh and go ahead and bring up you record vs me on all those maps i suck at...

Maps? You mean settings and real opponents? Well I don't need to bring it up cuz you just did...

lol jefjef, i can win vs real opponents...check out my clan games over the last few months and i bet i will have a winning record unless you dont count those as real opponents.

You peeked my interest so I went and looked up our record vs each other.

I am 7 - 3 vs you. (1-0 freestyle)

The maps you suck at according to you = Europe 1914 - Ireland - Canada - WWII Europe - Napoleon and classic.

That's an awful lot of maps...

But I know you can win versus real opponents. I give ya credit on being able to reach Major on occasion if you only played Auto-Seq.

Well have a nice day ljex. It's probably time to leave this thread to it's own demise.

And MC. Enjoy your own brilliance...

by **ljex** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:01 pm

jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:
jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:oh and go ahead and bring up you record vs me on all those maps i suck at...

Maps? You mean settings and real opponents? Well I don't need to bring it up cuz you just did...

lol jefjef, i can win vs real opponents...check out my clan games over the last few months and i bet i will have a winning record unless you dont count those as real opponents.

You peeked my interest so I went and looked up our record vs each other.

I am 7 - 3 vs you. (1-0 freestyle)

The maps you suck at according to you = Europe 1914 - Ireland - Canada - WWII Europe - Napoleon and classic.

That's an awful lot of maps...

But I know you can win versus real opponents. I give ya credit on being able to reach Major on occasion if you only played Auto-Seq.

Well have a nice day ljex. It's probably time to leave this thread to it's own demise.

And MC. Enjoy your own brilliance...

my team should have won WWII Europe...even you admitted that in the chat and i do suck a lot at Napolean which is 2 of those games i lost i believe anyway jefjef im not really trying to have an e-penis fight but if thats what it takes for you to believe i would be higher than major with only sequential games then im willing to do that.

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:04 pm

ljex wrote:
jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:
jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:oh and go ahead and bring up you record vs me on all those maps i suck at...

Maps? You mean settings and real opponents? Well I don't need to bring it up cuz you just did...

lol jefjef, i can win vs real opponents...check out my clan games over the last few months and i bet i will have a winning record unless you dont count those as real opponents.

You peeked my interest so I went and looked up our record vs each other.

I am 7 - 3 vs you. (1-0 freestyle)

The maps you suck at according to you = Europe 1914 - Ireland - Canada - WWII Europe - Napoleon and classic.

That's an awful lot of maps...

But I know you can win versus real opponents. I give ya credit on being able to reach Major on occasion if you only played Auto-Seq.

Well have a nice day ljex. It's probably time to leave this thread to it's own demise.

And MC. Enjoy your own brilliance...

my team should have won WWII Europe...even you admitted that in the chat and i do suck a lot at Napolean which is 2 of those games i lost i believe anyway jefjef im not really trying to have an e-penis fight but if thats what it takes for you to believe i would be higher than major with only sequential games then im willing to do that.

Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man you're the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

by **ljex** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:10 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
ljex wrote:my team should have won WWII Europe...even you admitted that in the chat and i do suck a lot at Napolean which is 2 of those games i lost i believe anyway jefjef im not really trying to have an e-penis fight but if thats what it takes for you to believe i would be higher than major with only sequential games then im willing to do that.

Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

I have told him to piss off before and yet he still posts how i would be lucky to be a major without freestyle

oh and being conqueror means jack shit all things considered. Just that i am dedicated and know one map/settings...not that that is all i know but that is all i need to know to be conqueror

by **greenoaks** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:10 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

that's the difference between this conquerer and that other one.

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:19 pm

ljex wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
ljex wrote:my team should have won WWII Europe...even you admitted that in the chat and i do suck a lot at Napolean which is 2 of those games i lost i believe anyway jefjef im not really trying to have an e-penis fight but if thats what it takes for you to believe i would be higher than major with only sequential games then im willing to do that.

Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

I have told him to piss off before and yet he still posts how i would be lucky to be a major without freestyle

oh and being conqueror means jack shit all things considered. Just that i am dedicated and know one map/settings...not that that is all i know but that is all i need to know to be conqueror

All right...but this is terribly sad. You are the conqueror and you don't seem to think it means anything.

Why on earth would you bother climbing that board if you actually thought

oh and being conqueror means jack shit all things considered

I mean it doesn't mean very much to me, I wouldn think that is obvious, but I didn't spend years trying to get to the top of the scoreboard. If you don't think it means anything (and of course it does mean something) then your behavior over quite a long period of time is really quite odd...or at the least very confused.

by **natty dread** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:23 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

Nobody, conqueror or not, should worry about what jef jef thinks.

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:27 pm

greenoaks wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

that's the difference between this conquerer and that other one.

True..at least with Blitz you knew he thought you were complete scum. One could feel almost comforted in it, like a warm blanket of condescension. This one is all snuffly and emotional...it is like putting Wellington on to Montel and then watching him cry because his gym teacher fiddled with him in the shower.

by **Fruitcake** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:29 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

Unfortunately Sitzaholic has actually damaged the whole concept of 'Conqueror' more than any previous incumbent.

Whilst there have been many previously, and whilst some have had criticism laid against them for how they achieved said rank, there has never been one who seemed to so blatantly try to twist the rules to ensure some kind of recognition within the cc community, then took this to the point of cheating (for disappointingly this is what happened).

I think this, sadly, says more about the absent person than anything else.

by **greenoaks** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:31 pm

it's about time ljex conquerors-up

by **ljex** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:32 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
ljex wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
ljex wrote:my team should have won WWII Europe...even you admitted that in the chat and i do suck a lot at Napolean which is 2 of those games i lost i believe anyway jefjef im not really trying to have an e-penis fight but if thats what it takes for you to believe i would be higher than major with only sequential games then im willing to do that.

Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

I have told him to piss off before and yet he still posts how i would be lucky to be a major without freestyle

oh and being conqueror means jack shit all things considered. Just that i am dedicated and know one map/settings...not that that is all i know but that is all i need to know to be conqueror

All right...but this is terribly sad. You are the conqueror and you don't seem to think it means anything.

Why on earth would you bother climbing that board if you actually thought
oh and being conqueror means jack shit all things considered

I mean it doesn't mean very much to me, I wouldn think that is obvious, but I didn't spend years trying to get to the top of the scoreboard. If you don't think it means anything (and of course it does mean something) then your behavior over quite a long period of time is really quite odd...or at the least very confused.

Being conqueror means jack about how good of a player you are and all that stuff...but it means something to me personally which is why i went for it. For one its something i thought would be a challenge to try for and two i dont have that many things to do anymore on cc in terms of goals to set for myself, it was one that i could.

by **Mr Changsha** on Sat May 14, 2011 1:35 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

Unfortunately Sitzaholic has actually damaged the whole concept of 'Conqueror' more than any previous incumbent.

Whilst there have been many previously, and whilst some have had criticism laid against them for how they achieved said rank, there has never been one who seemed to so blatantly try to twist the rules to ensure some kind of recognition within the cc community, then took this to the point of cheating (for disappointingly this is what happened).

I think this, sadly, says more about the absent person than anything else.

Ah...so you are blaming ljex's wetness on Blitz sullying the name of the conqueror?

Nah...

He just needs to...

conqueror-up!

Less of this snivelling ljex! You have duties to perform!

by **Fruitcake** on Sat May 14, 2011 2:44 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
Just tell him to piss off...why do you give a shit? My god man your the conqueror and your worrying about what jef jef thinks?

Unfortunately Sitzaholic has actually damaged the whole concept of 'Conqueror' more than any previous incumbent.

Whilst there have been many previously, and whilst some have had criticism laid against them for how they achieved said rank, there has never been one who seemed to so blatantly try to twist the rules to ensure some kind of recognition within the cc community, then took this to the point of cheating (for disappointingly this is what happened).

I think this, sadly, says more about the absent person than anything else.

Ah...so you are blaming ljex's wetness on Blitz sullying the name of the conqueror?

Nah...

He just needs to...
conqueror-up!

Less of this snivelling ljex! You have duties to perform!

I am saying that ljex will forever be known as the conqueror who reigned while the cheating conqueror was on a site ban and was then replaced as soon as he returned...which I suppose is better than a conqueror with the infamous *

by **owenshooter** on Sat May 14, 2011 2:52 pm

ljex wrote:Being conqueror means jack about how good of a player you are and all that stuff...but it means something to me personally which is why i went for it. For one its something i thought would be a challenge to try for and two i dont have that many things to do anymore on cc in terms of goals to set for myself, it was one that i could.

despite all the words i have exchanged with the ljex and no matter how much we disagreed about a certain topic (which i was 100% correct about, ahem...), his name will more than likely remain on the conquerors list for one, and will more than likely never have an asterisk. i can now sleep well at night...-the black jehovah