You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[DAZMCFC]

^ now that is sad, because you could of put in the game chat you were going to the toilet for a couple of minutes and everything would of been fine she could of finished herself off and you could of carried on with the game.

What's sadder is that now we all know that sex for you only lasts a couple of minutes

chewyman have you not heard of sarcasm.

[Skittles!]

When you beg Hecter to make you a High Knight of Spamalot and you try and reach 1000 posts before you go to bed when you;re on 800 posts or so.

[cicero]

[Forgive me if this one's been posted before.]

... when you join just one more game so that it can be your turn.

I'm in 27 games right now. And it isn't my turn in any of them

I'm going to the 'join a game' link now...

Cicero

[chewyman]

^ now that is sad, because you could of put in the game chat you were going to the toilet for a couple of minutes and everything would of been fine she could of finished herself off and you could of carried on with the game.

What's sadder is that now we all know that sex for you only lasts a couple of minutes

chewyman have you not heard of sarcasm.

That's what you say now, nice cover up but I'm not buying

[Iliad]

You know you're obsessed with conquer club when you have conquer club in your timetable.

[kingwaffles]

You know you're obsessed when you started playing back near the begining and after five months of trying to avoid it you find yourself joining games without even realizing it...

[beanyuk]

You know you are addicted to CC when you are purposely looking for other players negative feedback so you can have a little giggle and kill time.

[GrazingCattle]

..... or when you hear about the tragic massacre in the US campus and you wonder if he started in the quad.

WOW! I think you might have crossed a line pal.

[happy2seeyou]

..... or when you hear about the tragic massacre in the US campus and you wonder if he started in the quad.

That was un-called for.

[steve monkey]

sick man!!

[RobinJ]

:lol: sick man!!

I think the " " here is equally uncalled for

[hendy]

when "deadbeat" or "multi" become the ultimate diss's to you.

or being called Hendy

you know your obsses with conquer club, when your obsessed with hendy, you play 50games, and its all you do at work

[coconut4paws]

When You...
A) Use a proxy to sneak behind the city schools' website blocker to take you turns
B)Skip your spanish homework and get an F for the year, instead of a High School credit
C) Only eat things thatyou can chow down on with one hand and your mouth so you can still play
D)Skip all posible events to sit refreshing the page.

**The above may or may not be true**who am i kidding, i've done em all!!!!!!

[coconut4paws]

You know you are addicted to Conquerclub when you are up at 3 in the morning doing your homework because you spent all afternoon checking for your turns in games.

I do that EVERY day.

[Hitmanblood]

I was 4000 viewer on this topic yeah. I am so cool now

[yorkiepeter]

..... or when you hear about the tragic massacre in the US campus and you wonder if he started in the quad.

That was un-called for.

Look sorry, i was not trying to make a joke out of it or indeed make light of the situation, but just to highlight my obsession.

[patsfan]

you have twins and name them evenkia and yugra

[wrightfan123]

When you'd rather check your moves than make out

[lduke1990]

You know you are addicted to Conquerclub when you are up at 3 in the morning doing your homework because you spent all afternoon checking for your turns in games

when this is you, but you are up until 3 a.m. still playing CC

[DareDevil]

wHeN YOU WANT TO BUY A premium membership but you are afraid that, so many games will take control of your life

[cosmin]

when you got late at a date because you ahd to play your turn right then.

[wrightfan123]

When you fear losing to simtom more than death...

It was a fluke... he caught me off gaurd!... it wasn't my fault...

[s.xkitten]

when you got late at a date because you had to play your turn right then.

i actually turned a date down because of my saturday night RT game...

[jeffonfire]

when you pay $50,000 to get to a computer with a way to play cc!

[djt5483]

when your playing the actual risk board game and u threaten to leave bad feedback and report your friends for cheating when they form an alliance against u