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Re: Pick up lines

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:56 pm

jpcloet wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Roll over, so I can attack you from behind!


Hey GS, do you ever use......

Hey babe, want to be in my avatar?

If so you are one lucky dude based on your avatar.


I'm sorry, but giving out personal information about one's self is not allowed, according to C.C rules.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:14 pm

"Babe, every time I see you, my heart stutters and stops with a server time out."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:24 pm

You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:44 pm

"Babe, you are so fine, you don't need a Features Update."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:01 pm

The majority of these pick up lines are lame :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:26 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:The majority of these pick up lines are lame :lol:


And rightly so. ;)


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby pimphawks70 on Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:19 pm

Babe you're so easy I thought we were playing on Doodle Earth... :) ;)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Rocketry on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:54 pm

Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:57 pm

Rocketry wrote:Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.

Rocket.


That's brilliant.

:lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:59 pm

It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby pimphawks70 on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:19 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.


GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!


How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table... :)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:33 pm

pimphawks70 wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.


GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!


How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table... :)

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Pimphawk, if I was GAY, I'd FLAME your ass and take a permanent vacation.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby pimphawks70 on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:35 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
pimphawks70 wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.


GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!


How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table... :)

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Pimphawk, if I was GAY, I'd FLAME your ass and take a permanent vacation.


Please don't use the word gay in a bigoted way ;)

BTW I wasn't flaming you. I was pointing out that you made two nearly identical posts.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:59 pm

hey baby, I promise Ill make Andy D stop, if you go out with me.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:10 pm

"Babe, I'm tired of everyone having a go at you. Lets one on one."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Rocketry on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:44 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
Rocketry wrote:Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.

Rocket.


That's brilliant.

:lol:


Cheers!

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:17 am

:oops: whoops, sorry baby, was a slip of the finger on the button"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:01 pm

clapper011 wrote::oops: whoops, sorry baby, was a slip of the finger on the button"

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:48 pm

I've found a phrase that works every time.

Whenever she asks, "Are you playing a speed game?" I just have to say, "No."

Saying, "Yes" is not conducive to doing anything other than continuing my speed game.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:17 pm

"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."


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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Rocketry on Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:24 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."


--Andy


shuttup.

Rocket. x.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:25 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."


--Andy


GROOOOAAAAAAN
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:59 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."


--Andy

(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Georgerx7di on Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:43 pm

I'd like to deploy in your bonus.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:45 am

this is madness... i just want to get into your rear path...-0
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