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Re: Pick up lines

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:57 pm

you wanna join a privit game number 20334244?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:59 pm

oh sorry thats weird i did not know i was up in all of your boneses
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:02 pm

owenshooter wrote:this is madness... i just want to get into your rear path...-0

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Rocketry on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:04 pm

Hey sweet, I got banned again for making a religious joke. You wanna play instead?

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby jammyjames on Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:39 pm

whoah, your jugs are bigger than codeblue1018's foe list!
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby legionbuck on Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:08 pm

You will LOVE it when you see what kind of bonus I have for you !
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:13 pm

Hey baby, dugcarr1 gave me his paddle if you want to have some real fun.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:28 am

hey baby, feel like coming over for a little 1vs 1?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:31 am

clapper011 wrote:hey baby, feel like coming over for a little 1vs 1?

already done, multiple times... i keep waiting for a mod to come with something like,
"hey baby, wanna see my ban stick?"... ha!!!-0
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:56 pm

owenshooter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:hey baby, feel like coming over for a little 1vs 1?

already done, multiple times... i keep waiting for a mod to come with something like,
"hey baby, wanna see my ban stick?"... ha!!!-0

:lol: hey baby, wanna see my notes?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:57 pm

want to feel my kicking boots?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby targetman377 on Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:39 pm

hey i am number one even ask clapper :P
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Strife on Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:48 pm

Wanna come over to my place and meet the "little Conquerer?"
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Georgerx7di on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:32 am

Here's a couple for nightstrike. Hay baby, you want me to unlock your threads.

Or, for breaking up. This thing is locked, reasons explained above. :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:59 am

clapper011 wrote:want to feel my kicking boots?

see, now that is funny...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:46 am

hey baby, I just set up an 8 man freestyle world escalating game. Im not sure i should grab two bonuses here or one, and green may be a danger to my south. If I time this right, I think I can go for the sweep, if blue goes and doesnt cash. If red comes in, he may try to take out yellow, but if he misses, that will seal it for me too.
Anyways, when its over, you want to go out for a drink?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:37 am

AAFitz wrote:Hey baby, dugcarr1 gave me his paddle if you want to have some real fun.


That's a blast from the past.

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Re: Pick up lines

Postby mpjh on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:38 am

LIsten, I am not like DM. I got a job.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:51 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
AAFitz wrote:Hey baby, dugcarr1 gave me his paddle if you want to have some real fun.


That's a blast from the past.

"Babe, I'm about to ship off---they got me deploying in Kamchatka---lets make this night memorable."


--Andy


even included the link with the timeless/infamous pic...

youll like my next one...
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:54 am

Hey baby, I just dropped out of team CC. I can whisper all their secrets to you.

:-#
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby a.sub on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:51 pm

kk i got one a mod can use:

Hey babe, what do my threads and you have in common? i can sticky both of them on command 8-) ;) :mrgreen:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Night Strike on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:47 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:Here's a couple for nightstrike. Hay baby, you want me to unlock your threads.


a.sub wrote:kk i got one a mod can use:

Hey babe, what do my threads and you have in common? i can sticky both of them on command 8-) ;) :mrgreen:


=D> =D>

Hey babe, can I have your privileges?

I'll be at the top of your Hall of Fame.
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby Lucarilover240 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:00 am

a.sub wrote:kk i got one a mod can use:

Hey babe, what do my threads and you have in common? i can sticky both of them on command 8-) ;) :mrgreen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby squishyg on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:50 am

Lifted from the Players with Anger Management Issues thread:

saxitoxin wrote:Who else wants to run a group thing on the general?
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Re: Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:56 pm

"Babe, if it makes you feel any better---I promise that when I conquer your North America, I won't head down South."


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