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Re: feedback

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:58 am

niMic wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Did I mention that I left over 5,000 ratings and on the old feedback system I had the most positives. Im the greatest !


You're certainly the greatest at stroking your own cock.

Meant in a metaphorical way, but very likely true in a literal way as well.

NiMic, I don't know how to put this but, on this internet Risk site, he's kind of a big deal. People know him here. He's very important (if you really really care about your Risk-Points), he has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany*.



*Which may or may not be a synonym for 'well-thumbed pornography'.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Re: feedback

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:53 am

niMic wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Did I mention that I left over 5,000 ratings and on the old feedback system I had the most positives. Im the greatest !


You're certainly the greatest at stroking your own cock.

Meant in a metaphorical way, but very likely true in a literal way as well.

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Re: feedback

Postby Mr Changsha on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:08 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Wow... my old feedback is fucking awesome.


Why the hell did we ever get rid of that system? It totally ruled.

I mean, who the hell wouldn't want to be able to leave comments like this: http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?m ... ng+Mustard


It seems that something happened around June of 07 and you turned into P.G.Wodehouse.

Do you remember what it was? Were you pinioned by a fornicating device of a rigour not seen since the great Hindu phallus of 1873?
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Re: feedback

Postby Mr Changsha on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:11 am

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:Did I mention that I left over 5,000 ratings and on the old feedback system I had the most positives. Im the greatest !


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Re: feedback

Postby jiminski on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:50 am

A couple of mine which i enjoyed leaving.

Positive Silent and deadly; like a freight-train in slippers!
ptlowe 4.7 2008-01-14 08:21:35

Positive Made a bedside table from her torso in the Garden shed, with my jig-saw! I now have a lamp made from Wickeds knickers rested upon her and she came out very well.. even if i do say so myself! thanks for the game Stevie, loved it! jim
hiitsmestevie1 4.8 2008-01-08 01:10:34

Positive Murdered by Wickeds knickers! what a way to go! Great game mate i loved it. cheers, jim
Sackett58 4.8 2008-01-08 01:08:12

Positive Harijan.. or Harriot Jane Kaplinsky by her full name is one of the finest human beings I have had the pleasure of engaging in dirty animal sex with! Yeah sure the online strategy game is good but it's merely a small piece of the puzzle. It all began in the Spring of 1975... ahhh! the disco rhythms thudded through my loins like funky rhino horn; coaxing forth a coital verve forgotten in the Smokey Robinson years! Harriot .. or Harry as he was then.. was a rugged eastern European Docker; specialising in tinned goods... he was buffed due to the unusually dense and heavy cartonning. With the forearms of Heracles and a torso like Lena Zavaroni he could engulf you like a cliff face does a small, scaling rock-monkey. .. It was the eyes which first captured my imagination .. haha and yes! it was the eyes which would carry her through to be the consummate transsexual, plate-spinning, whore-madame which she is today.. but i could go on forever ... thanks for the memories HJ!
Harijan n/a 2007-11-22 05:45:42

Positive Norse (Rupert the Befuddled to his kinsmen) is descended from a splinter group of Dutch Vikings who invaded Southern England - circa AD 915. (The invaders met with little resistance from the largely drunk and broody indigenous males.) This alternative, yet swarthy conquering band, did not wear the conventional double-pronged, horny head-gear. Instead they wore a single horn. A horn fashioned from the Yggdrasil: the world tree which held all possible dimensions; metaphysical and of our own plane. The horn was worn inside their coarsely woven, woolen under-garments and inverted towards the anus (on their head they wore a beret for 'protection') It was evinced that the unorthodox hosierial protuberance incited a level of verve and warlike determination which otherwise may not have been achieved..... historians (very much like the viking buttocks) remain divided!
Norse n/a 2007-10-26 19:48:10
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Re: feedback

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:33 am

jiminski wrote:A couple of mine which i enjoyed leaving.

Positive Silent and deadly; like a freight-train in slippers!
ptlowe 4.7 2008-01-14 08:21:35

Positive Made a bedside table from her torso in the Garden shed, with my jig-saw! I now have a lamp made from Wickeds knickers rested upon her and she came out very well.. even if i do say so myself! thanks for the game Stevie, loved it! jim
hiitsmestevie1 4.8 2008-01-08 01:10:34

Positive Murdered by Wickeds knickers! what a way to go! Great game mate i loved it. cheers, jim
Sackett58 4.8 2008-01-08 01:08:12

Positive Harijan.. or Harriot Jane Kaplinsky by her full name is one of the finest human beings I have had the pleasure of engaging in dirty animal sex with! Yeah sure the online strategy game is good but it's merely a small piece of the puzzle. It all began in the Spring of 1975... ahhh! the disco rhythms thudded through my loins like funky rhino horn; coaxing forth a coital verve forgotten in the Smokey Robinson years! Harriot .. or Harry as he was then.. was a rugged eastern European Docker; specialising in tinned goods... he was buffed due to the unusually dense and heavy cartonning. With the forearms of Heracles and a torso like Lena Zavaroni he could engulf you like a cliff face does a small, scaling rock-monkey. .. It was the eyes which first captured my imagination .. haha and yes! it was the eyes which would carry her through to be the consummate transsexual, plate-spinning, whore-madame which she is today.. but i could go on forever ... thanks for the memories HJ!
Harijan n/a 2007-11-22 05:45:42

Positive Norse (Rupert the Befuddled to his kinsmen) is descended from a splinter group of Dutch Vikings who invaded Southern England - circa AD 915. (The invaders met with little resistance from the largely drunk and broody indigenous males.) This alternative, yet swarthy conquering band, did not wear the conventional double-pronged, horny head-gear. Instead they wore a single horn. A horn fashioned from the Yggdrasil: the world tree which held all possible dimensions; metaphysical and of our own plane. The horn was worn inside their coarsely woven, woolen under-garments and inverted towards the anus (on their head they wore a beret for 'protection') It was evinced that the unorthodox hosierial protuberance incited a level of verve and warlike determination which otherwise may not have been achieved..... historians (very much like the viking buttocks) remain divided!
Norse n/a 2007-10-26 19:48:10


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this is great i wish we could still do this!!!
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