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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby jimboston on Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:04 pm

natty_dread wrote:The Karmic Dice Theory declares that the amount one bitches about dice correlates directly to the amount of bad dice one gets.


You mean to say that the CC Powers-That-Be will add the "Bad Dice Adjustment" to the account of anyone who bitches.

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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby natty dread on Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:31 pm

jimboston wrote:
natty_dread wrote:The Karmic Dice Theory declares that the amount one bitches about dice correlates directly to the amount of bad dice one gets.


You mean to say that the CC Powers-That-Be will add the "Bad Dice Adjustment" to the account of anyone who bitches.

jokin'


No no, it happens automagically by virtue of quantum energy vortices where the psychic vibrations on the frequency of dice-bitching resonate with quasi-material energy fields forming sympathetic pulses that tunnel through the singularity of randomness and materialize into vibrations in the earth's atmosphere which affect the random numbers of random.org just the right way to mess up your dice.

It's science bitches.
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby jimboston on Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:13 pm

natty_dread wrote:it happens automagically


I plan to steal this word.
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby natty dread on Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:02 pm

jimboston wrote:
natty_dread wrote:it happens automagically


I plan to steal this word.


Well, I'll report you for word-thievery.
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby Mageplunka on Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:11 pm

i think the dice are working great
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby jimboston on Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:09 pm

Mageplunka wrote:i think the dice are working great


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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby FireStar on Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:35 pm

I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"
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Re: New Word Thread

Postby owenshooter on Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:56 pm

FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"

i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby FireStar on Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:02 pm

hmmm its not a nwe word... i guess i fail :D
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby FireStar on Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:04 pm

anyways... back to the issue of the dice. I love them a lot and all... but every couple games i don't always get waht i want... not cool CC. jeesh.
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Re: New Word Thread

Postby natty dread on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:56 am

owenshooter wrote:
FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"

i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus


"I" is always capitalized. When you correct someone's grammar correction you should be sure to double check your own grammar... the colourless Moses has spoken.
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Re: New Word Thread

Postby Blinkadyblink on Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:15 pm

natty_dread wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"

i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus


"I" is always capitalized. When you correct someone's grammar correction, you should be sure to double check your own grammar... the colourless Moses has spoken.


Whenever an independent clause follows a dependent clause, you need to separate them with a comma. Always double check your correction of someone's grammar correction correction.
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby R.theghost on Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:47 am

Hmm... "corrections's correction" ;)
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby nesterdude on Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:58 am

niMic wrote:You should use Dice Analyzer. That way, you've got proof. Myself, I can see that since the last time my Dice Analyzer was reset (due to clearing cookies or some such), I've only won 33,6% of my 3v2's, instead of the expected 37,17%. I've also got worse than expected stats in 3v1, 2v2 (not a whole lot of those), 1v1 (or those) and 1v2 (those too). On the plus side, I've won more 2v1's than expected. Yay.

I can also see that my least thrown dice are 4 and 6, and the defenders least thrown dice are 1 and 2.

Incidentally, I've dropped over 200 points in that period, and keep falling.

FML.

Me too down 800

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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby Joodoo on Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 am

Please send all your complaints to this guy and he'll be happy to provide a proper solution.
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby R.theghost on Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:06 am

I was down from over 2200 score to almost 1500... all the work of almost 1 year lost in about a month... :(


Joodoo wrote:Please send all your complaints to this guy and he'll be happy to provide a proper solution.


Lol.
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:17 pm

No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby Caymanmew on Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:19 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


--Andy


why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby ljex on Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:35 pm

caymanmew wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


--Andy


why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!



Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby Caymanmew on Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:46 pm

ljex wrote:
caymanmew wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


--Andy


why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!



Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...



that was weeks ago

and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby trapyoung on Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:58 pm

Someone beat me 4v18 once, but you're supposed to bitch in game chat, get over it, and play the game
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby jimboston on Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:16 pm

I just realized this thread was started in July 2009 and got a necrobump by Goldbar this year.

Too funny!

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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby ljex on Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:30 pm

caymanmew wrote:
ljex wrote:
caymanmew wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


--Andy


why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!



Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...



that was weeks ago

and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning


I guess you forgot that you won with 20 left...
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby Caymanmew on Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:32 pm

ljex wrote:
caymanmew wrote:
ljex wrote:
caymanmew wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.

Send it to the_dice.


--Andy


why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!



Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...



that was weeks ago

and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning


I guess you forgot that you won with 20 left...



:roll:
will ya ever drop it?
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Re: dice rolls are very messed up

Postby jefjef on Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:02 pm

I eliminated the last tert protected by a one for a trips win today! =D>

AND

I broke a bonus guarded by a one in another game! The cubes are ON FIRE!
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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