by SuicidalSnowman on Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:36 am
To make this easier I created a form:
(LOL, ROFLCOPTER, HAHA, This thread makes me laugh)! I have (current score) but of course my highest rank is (200 points above your actual highest score) but of course if I really wanted to I could have 10,000 points easy.
I have never been conqueror, but I laugh at the current ones. They (Foe people, Always use the same settings, farm, use clicky maps) to get all their points while I play (random, doodle assassin, all the beta maps, drunk, mostly with my multi I mean son who logs on after me to take turns) but if I really tried I know I could beat them. In fact, (I joined one of their waiting games, I accepted an obvious farming invite, I played them in a clan/tournament/team game) and while (they beat me/I was able to win) against (King_Herpes, demonfork, blitzaholic, scott-land, etc) I know that I am at least as good as all of them, or maybe even better.
Besides, I am much better than them at (raising my children, making friends, going to Star Trek conventions, browsing other sites on the internet) so I don't even care. I mean I know for a fact that the other conquerors (have no friends, never leave their house, kick stray dogs, foe old ladies after they help them cross the street)!
Anyways, you can measure skill in lots of different ways, such as (writing good forum posts, playing lots of different settings, playing tournaments, teaming up with random people) like I always do! I think a true measure of skill is (whichever of the previous topics you are naturally best at/most interested in). Besides, I would like to argue that I am most skilled at something that cannot be tracked, rather than a scoreboard that works for everyone who plays on this site equally.
To conclude, I don't even care about rank. Who cares about impressing people you meet online? I am more impressed by my sweet job as (check out counter girl, high school student, mid level manager in chain retail) than my CC rank. Also, I would never try to impress people by writing (funny, satirical, somewhat coherent) forum posts explaining how much I don't care.
Signed, (random CC user who is not forum banned, abbreviation of your CC user name, symbols or letters that abstractly represent you)
HOW TO USE THIS FORM:
Simply choose the phrase in parenthesis that best fits your meaning. Delete the other phrases. See the C&A forum sticky for help. This is to make this easy, don't try to get creative. This includes, but is not limited to:
Pointing out that all of the "cheap" and "not skillful" tactics employed by accused conqueror are also available to you.
Mentioning that you of course at one point in your CC career tried to get the highest score possible, but never did become conqueror.
Pointing out that conquerors are able to be rated accordingly.
That even though you "only play for fun" you have been rude in game chat, foed someone who beat you, or posted in a "assault cubes are rigged" thread.
Or alternatively, you can take the approach of some of our most prolific CC posters and simply copy/paste this in:
yeah lol conquerers bad but good a little like my bro jake won si xtournaments of risk lulz irl risk is mcuh harder me too so beat yea bt king herpes i like u man u invite me to games and gg when ealrn frum u 2 mate well i think conquerers and cc cool but im 12 and wat is dis also skool man job i dont have girlfriend but kno sum1 who deos and he sez its cooler than cc so yea im gunna post now and can i be mod? lol j/k buyt rules clicky eya