CC Pick up lines

by **squishyg** on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:06 pm

Hey baby, I won't monkey around. I promise to lick your South into shape and I assure you I won't deploy all over your North.

by **4myGod** on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:42 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, if it makes you feel any better---I promise that when I conquer your North America, I won't head down South."

--Andy

OR I will...

by **apey** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:17 am

how about you and i get together and make some bonus armies

by **a.sub** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:25 am

this isnt a pick up liner per say but i like it

hey baby, you shouldnt date that admin guy, last chick said he was a bit lacking in the attack

by **BoganGod** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:39 am

I've almost reached my dbs gold, will you play with me?

Escalating and chained, if you insist

Want to be my partner in san francisco?

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:57 pm

Said by a woman to a man -- "Is that your post count or are you just happy to see me?"

--Andy

by **b00060** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:00 pm

I don't have forever, wanna do this rt?

by **thRett** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:09 pm

Do you Kamchatka?

by **LittlePotatoHead** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:29 pm

have only read like half this thread so i dunno if this one has already been written...

I'd beat King Herpes just to be with you.

by **Master Fenrir** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:50 pm

I never prematurely escalate. You first. Always.

by **Robinette** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:29 pm

by **notyou2** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:32 pm

Guy - Would you like to go for breakfast tomorrow?
Girl - Yes
Guy- Should I call you or poke you?

by **notyou2** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:34 pm

Walk up to a girl in a bar, lick your finger and press it against her blouse/dress.
Then say "Can I help you out of your wet clothes?"

by **Robinette** on Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:48 pm

CC dude: "Is that a camera?"

Me: "What?" *takes off headphones. turns off SLR.*

CC dude: Umm... yeah, well like I saw you taking pictures... So I thought I would just come over, and... Yeah, well.... Is that a good camera? ...Like I was thinking about getting a camera, y'know, like cuz all my friends are all like, hey, why don't you have any pictures up on facebook? Sooo yeah... like, are YOU on facebook?

Me: " R i g h t " *turns on camera. starts flipping through photo previews on my SLR.*

CC dude: "So, will you add me?"

Me: "Um..., Sure" *begins inching away*

CC dude: "Awesome, that would be great! I don't always check my email every day because my parents dial up isn't very reliable in the basement... So like, if you add me today, well, I probably won't respond for a few days till i go to the library. They have internet so... Oh, where you going... Yeah, well I'll let you get back to your photos. I'm gonna go grab a cold one and just chill out."

Nice one. I bet that CC dude was thinking, "Score! The "is that a camera" pick-up works EVERY time with those photographer chicks! Oh man, I wonder if I shoulda given her my phone number, or my name or something? Nah, she'll find me on facebook. She'll recognize me from my photo. Oh crap! I really need a camera... Whoaaaaa, look at that blonde chick in those tight volleyball shorts over there. Damn... she's fine! I'm gonna go talk to her...."

CC Dude: "Are those boobs?"

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:19 pm

"Babe, I'd like to Interact with your Personal Menu."

--Andy

by **clapper011** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:20 pm

Would you like to join forces? We could be an unstoppable team.

by **BoganGod** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:24 pm

Can I play classic chained with you, I'll bring my swords. We can make it foggy if you wish

by **jiminski** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:14 pm

blah blah blah blah blah ...
".. ooops.... you just pressed the wrong button and I auto-attacked.. give me half an hour and i should be good for another full-frontal assault!"

by **oVo** on Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:20 pm

Oh man... I hate when that happens ^

by **Ace Rimmer** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:00 am

It's OK if my partner deadbeats... I enjoy 2 on 1!

and the opposite:

It's OK if your partner deadbeats... my partner and I will take you on at the same time!