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Postby The Nile 24 on Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:13 pm

when you're actually playing the board game and you get mad because you cant use BOB.
I knew I wasn't cutting my bagel with a toy.
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Postby kpolski on Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:27 am

when you've read all these 38 pages and hope to see more posts
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Postby Mr Unbeatable on Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:51 am

codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."


I thought that once and i also think of what would map a good CC map well i am at school. But i am not obsessed. :lol:
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Postby suggs on Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:50 am

You log in to your Napster account as "Conquer Club" :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby jimboston on Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:50 am

kpolski wrote:when you've read all these 38 pages and hope to see more posts


I was going to say when you read all 38 of these pages because your waiting for your next turn... and you know starting out there will only be like 5 or 6 really funny posts.
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Postby lord voldemort on Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:11 am

when im in hospital with glandular fever the first person i message is skittles saying can u take my turns and post in mafia games ill be away for a week in hospital. true story it happend last week.

when your in church and the preacher says i think i feel someone here is addicted to an internet game and it is blocking him from his calling in life. and you then shift uncomfortably in your chair, also happened last week
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:05 pm

lord voldemort wrote:when im in hospital with glandular fever the first person i message is skittles saying can u take my turns and post in mafia games ill be away for a week in hospital. true story it happend last week.

when your in church and the preacher says i think i feel someone here is addicted to an internet game and it is blocking him from his calling in life. and you then shift uncomfortably in your chair, also happened last week
That last one is funny.

When you got a cut on your index finger but you still post in the forum
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Postby oggiss on Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:08 pm

When you think about CC-strategy in your head while you are in school doing mathematics.
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Postby dogstar4god on Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:45 pm

when you're trying to get away, and say "and if you'll excuse me, i have to go try to take over the world."

i kinda did that to my mom last week....
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go try to take over the world"
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Postby spearfish on Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:38 pm

codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."


Pretty sure Napoleon got screwed by bad dice.
Mess with the best, die like the rest...
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Postby nemrehs1 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:03 pm

When u start talking like "I should get an A on this history report because I dominated at this place."
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Postby nemrehs1 on Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:04 pm

nemrehs1 wrote:When u start talking like "I should get an A on this history report because I dominated at this place."


Or u can play a map blindfolded and win
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Postby ConanTheConquerr on Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:57 pm

codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."


HILARIOUS !!!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby nagerous on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:05 pm

When you try and log onto facebook as Nagerous.
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Postby Luvr on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:47 pm

Jgood wrote:When you are going to bed, and just check to see if anybody has made a turn. Then by chance check the forums, and read nine pages of how addicting CC is, and decide to post that yes you too are addicted. Even as you type that you are addicted you are powerless to stop yourself from typing, and running on.......and on...... and on..................


That just freaked me right out cause well...that's what I'm doing now...

Coleman wrote:When you typically play 20+ games at once, try to make maps, play and host tournaments, and still occasionally see what people talk about in general.


Guilty...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby MajorRT on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:09 pm

You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet ;)
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:16 pm

MajorRT wrote:You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet ;)

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Timminz on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:30 pm

owenshooter wrote:
MajorRT wrote:You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet ;)

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0


If only I had a laptop.... Trying to force one out quick, cause you're in a speed game is not recommended. Or, IS recommended.
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Postby gdeangel on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:33 pm

Luvr wrote:
Jgood wrote:When you are going to bed, and just check to see if anybody has made a turn. Then by chance check the forums, and read nine pages of how addicting CC is, and decide to post that yes you too are addicted. Even as you type that you are addicted you are powerless to stop yourself from typing, and running on.......and on...... and on..................


That just freaked me right out cause well...that's what I'm doing now...

ditto... except, when, by chance, one of your games has come up to your turn while you've been tooling around in forum for an hour, you then take your move, and, instead of wrapping up, you go back to forums to tool around again for another hour, on the off chance one more might turn just might come up while your still online :(
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby Robinette on Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:59 pm

owenshooter wrote:
MajorRT wrote:You know you're obsessed with CC when you calculate and make moves, with your laptop, while sitting on the toilet ;)

well... that is pretty standard operating procedure, isn't it?-0


either that, or you'll have to have your babysitter take over...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby alcazar on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:49 pm

when you tell your boss to shut the f*** up and wait for a min before you finish your moves.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby clapper011 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:04 pm

when your boyfriend says" you don't spend time with me anymore" ??!! :shock: #-o :mrgreen:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby blakebowling on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:50 pm

... you stop having Lan Parties and start having CC parties.
... you put down "become the Callouts / Suggestions and Bugs Moderator" as a goal for your ILP
... you have created a forum based on CC
... you have heard someone (in real life) complaining about something that hasn't been done and told them to "eat a banana"
... you photoshop your username green when you take a screenshot from CC
... if you have referred to yourself as Corporal to someone in the Army
... you start comparing people you know on CC to people you know in Real Life
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby owenshooter on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:26 am

blakebowling wrote: you start comparing people you know on CC to people you know in Real Life

no joke, no sarcasm, just a straight up fact. recently at a funeral, jbrettlip leaned over to me and whispered about a woman singing on the stage, "money, that's Wicked." and we both cracked up enough that his wife almost castrated both of us. true story.-0
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

Postby jbrettlip on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:38 pm

Dude are you trying to get me banned???? HA HA That was pretty funny though. Not the funeral, but the crazy church we were in....Don't worry Twill, I won't name ANY church here. I don't want to be called a bigot or a racist again.
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