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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ChrisPond on Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:10 am

i can tell you what does not work...

"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:47 am

ChrisPond wrote:i can tell you what does not work...

"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"

It works fine if you actually stick to it. It's when the 5 minutes turns into 45 that your credibility is shot.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 14, 2014 1:17 pm

sugar... i want to lick the honey from your HIVE...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 14, 2014 5:04 pm

Minus the sugar that was actually funny.

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Jmac1026 on Thu May 15, 2014 1:22 pm

I know all the right regions of you to stack and reinforce.

I last longer than a game of trench.

I'm reliable like a game of flat rate spoils.

While I'm waiting for my next turn, can I jump to you next?

Man, I'm really bad at this.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu May 15, 2014 1:58 pm

Wanna see my 4 Star Meat ?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clowncar on Thu May 15, 2014 6:00 pm

"I got a bag of two dice you can touch but be gentle"

"I don't care what you say, the random number generator said ten inches"

me: want to play a private game?
Her: no. I think you are going to have to do a manual deploy"

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clowncar on Thu May 15, 2014 6:02 pm

CONDOM?!?!?! CONDOM!?!?! LET'S PLAY RISK
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby JBlombier on Fri May 16, 2014 8:29 am

lol, all these clever comments are funny, but this last one really shows the way of the world as it is today. Nice!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Sun May 18, 2014 12:05 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?

FIXED...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby clapper011 on Sat May 24, 2014 6:12 pm

owenshooter wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?

FIXED...-el Jesus negro

psst! bring the twins home!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:56 am

You are Drab
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby BGtheBrain on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:39 am

*****
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:46 am

BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies, "There was a communication error: status code is 0"


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby owenshooter on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:55 am

BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies:
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BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! the black jesus is amused...-Jésus noir
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