From Cook to Conquerer

[Army of GOD]

I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

[riskllama]

I don't think you're sorry at all, AoG...

[owenshooter]

I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

we are still kind of shocked that you are actually "playing" games, instead of dead beating all of them... impressive...-Jésus noir

[betiko]

I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

i usually have below 10 active games. I repeat: push up the pace if you want to make it to conqueror before 2020!

[ManBungalow]

i usually have below 10 active games.

Currently on 54.

[Dukasaur]

i usually have below 10 active games.

Currently on 54.

Currently on 142.

[DoomYoshi]

Symmetry still outranks you. Rough.

[Army of GOD]

not anymore, he doesn't

[betiko]

i usually have below 10 active games.

Currently on 54.

that's why i wrote usually. I just joined millions of 1v1 easter map games just to get some eggs (and ocasionally get my rank hammered). those games are finished in no time... i'll be down to 2-3 active games by friday.

[Army of GOD]

day 29


Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144

[Dukasaur]

day 29


Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144

Lol, hope you used lots of K-Y!

[Army of GOD]

yeah, owenshooter really "beat me"

[waauw]

play me next
show me how it's done sensei

[riskllama]

woohoo, you're a captain1 well done, AoG.
sorry to hear about gramps, man...

[DoomYoshi]

If the dice helped owen beat on AoG, would nietzche help owen beat off AoG?

[macbone]

AoG, so far, so good!

[demonfork]

You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?

[Army of GOD]

You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?

I accidentally deadbeated out of a few games last weekend. If I didn't I would've been at major but it killed me pointswise.

I'm still waiting for nietzsche to stop being a little bitch and accept my challenge

[nietzsche]

I'm not playing you, you left me a bad rating.

[Army of GOD]

I'll fix your rating if you play me

[nietzsche]

would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

[Serbia]

would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

Are you saying Becca is ugly?

[Serbia]

would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

Are you saying Becca is ugly?

No, I'm saying she's a knockout.

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country