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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby maxatstuy on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:46 pm

porkenbeans wrote:
prismsaber wrote:Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).

There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.
THIS IS TRUTH !!!


Hardly. Herpes didnt ask a friend to throw him 3700 points like a previous Conqueror, or didnt get busted for similar reasons like another. He played honestly and is a good player.

Anyone that thinks they are better than Herpes should wait for his n00b games to fill with 7 players and join in at the end; show him whose better. Im pretty sure that Herpes would like a few extra points
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby beersurfer on Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:31 pm

First of all, porkenbeans is obnoxious and thinks anyone that is actually better than him is a cheater in some form or another. Second, all you criticizers, step up to the plate and take the conquerer title from King if you think he doesnt deserve it... he is an exceptional player and I recently played several games with him against solid players... in fact one of them was against 2 generals and we kicked their arse. I'm not just saying this because he is in TNT; but because he knows the game and plays well. Doesnt everyone play against low ranks? There is risk in playing low ranks, because one bad drop in a heads up and anybody can lose, and when you gain 5 or 6 points a win and lose 70 or 80 points in a loss to the same opponent... comon guys give it a rest.... CONGRATULATIONS KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY WELL DONE!!!!!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:46 pm

beersurfer wrote:First of all, porkenbeans is obnoxious and thinks anyone that is actually better than him is a cheater in some form or another. Second, all you criticizers, step up to the plate and take the conquerer title from King if you think he doesnt deserve it... he is an exceptional player and I recently played several games with him against solid players... in fact one of them was against 2 generals and we kicked their arse. I'm not just saying this because he is in TNT; but because he knows the game and plays well. Doesnt everyone play against low ranks? There is risk in playing low ranks, because one bad drop in a heads up and anybody can lose, and when you gain 5 or 6 points a win and lose 70 or 80 points in a loss to the same opponent... comon guys give it a rest.... CONGRATULATIONS KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY WELL DONE!!!!!
HAHAHA, most of the GEN. are multi-cheats and no talent farmers. ...Like you. I caught you multying, and youve been caught before.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:48 pm

maxatstuy wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:
prismsaber wrote:Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).

There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.
THIS IS TRUTH !!!


Hardly. Herpes didnt ask a friend to throw him 3700 points like a previous Conqueror, or didnt get busted for similar reasons like another. He played honestly and is a good player.

Anyone that thinks they are better than Herpes should wait for his n00b games to fill with 7 players and join in at the end; show him whose better. Im pretty sure that Herpes would like a few extra points
HAHAHA, and how many multies will be in this game ?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby The Neon Peon on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:08 pm

The way people farm:

A high rank starts a game, no one else joins because they do not want to get slaughtered... that game becomes the first thing on the "join a game" page.

A newcomer to the site is not going to go to game finder, and probably not going to take a long time to choose a game to join, seeing as he has no clue what the difference is between Waterloo and City Mogul. Thus, they join the first game they see: the farmer's

I don't see a multi involved anywhere in that process.

P.S. Are you saying that the people who start those games can't beat a bunch of new members who just deadbeat, or make pointless moves? :lol:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby beersurfer on Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:16 am

like i said porkenbeans accuses everyone of cheating that is better than him... I dont even know what a multi is; its interesting how you say farmers, never heard of that, but doesnt that require non multiplayer games? I only play multi player games and have had King as a teammate many times...no cheating... all sequential games... and we've won almost all of them... PORK is on my ignore list, because the only game i've played against him in was a trips game his team was winning, and round 2 started accusing our team of cheating b4 we washed him up in round 10 or so... stop crying pork and accept that you are only a farmer with a singles medal... and you said you could carry any chefs--- doesn't matter the opponents...hahahahahahahahahah ....what a joke... go farm king and see what happens if you think he doesnt deserve it... i want to see how long it takes b4 you accuse him of cheating while you lose
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:49 am

beersurfer wrote:like i said porkenbeans accuses everyone of cheating that is better than him... I dont even know what a multi is; its interesting how you say farmers, never heard of that, but doesnt that require non multiplayer games? I only play multi player games and have had King as a teammate many times...no cheating... all sequential games... and we've won almost all of them... PORK is on my ignore list, because the only game i've played against him in was a trips game his team was winning, and round 2 started accusing our team of cheating b4 we washed him up in round 10 or so... stop crying pork and accept that you are only a farmer with a singles medal... and you said you could carry any chefs--- doesn't matter the opponents...hahahahahahahahahah ....what a joke... go farm king and see what happens if you think he doesnt deserve it... i want to see how long it takes b4 you accuse him of cheating while you lose
First off, I have never accused any one of cheating. My feedback and rankings say the true story here. Second, You have been accused of the same thing before, and by one of the most upstanding christian members at CC, Luns who just like me, felt that we needed to make our first report on the same guy. YOU, you stupid cheater. I say stupid because it was so blatant and obvious. You probably have not had much practice at cheating. I guess thats something. I dont know why, but I do know, that you went to the dark side. Third, If you knew anything you would know that I am one the biggest opponent of Farmers on this site. If it were not for you cheaters and farmers, many other players and myself would be at the top where we belong.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby FabledIntegral on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:16 am

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=3791173

I decided to give farming a try.

I just went 4-20, and the only kills I got generally were singles. Yes, 4 army kills and 20 losses... this guy goes and takes neutral territories in the first few turns and beats me that way... one of the most incompetent 1v1 strategies in existence winning because of ... extreme dice (his were at least 66% wins from what I could gather, although I didn't keep track of his). So hell, if I lose my first game...

EDIT: now at 10-43 ---> the main reason CC won't be taking another $25 from me = this game. I don't care if you say it's random, I'd rather NEVER experience such rolls and have the system rigged. Hence my 2 games a month now, and my departure from CC.

And no - I didn't count the 3v3's I lost, which was EVERY single one I tried. Didn't win a single one...! Although I only tried once I was already dead.

And I won't let the door hit me on the way out, dw guys :)
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby maxatstuy on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:22 am

porkenbeans wrote:First off, I have never accused any one of cheating. My feedback and rankings say the true story here. Second, You have been accused of the same thing before, and by one of the most upstanding christian members at CC, Luns who just like me, felt that we needed to make our first report on the same guy. YOU, you stupid cheater. I say stupid because it was so blatant and obvious. You probably have not had much practice at cheating. I guess thats something. I dont know why, but I do know, that you went to the dark side. Third, If you knew anything you would know that I am one the biggest opponent of Farmers on this site. If it were not for you cheaters and farmers, many other players and myself would be at the top where we belong.


Maybe you didnt realize, but you are a farmer, just as much as many of the farmers in my clan, The Farmers Guild. You create dozens of games on Prohibition Chicago knowing that most people who join will not be too familiar with the map, and then you play them and use your knowledge of the map to win. Map specialization is a form of farming just as much as creating waterloo 8-players. You are taking advantage of your knowledge to beat people who have not played on that map or who may not be as experienced as you.

While I agree that the scoreboard would be different if no farmers existed on it, I think that the only way it would really differ is that about 95% of it would disappear. Only playing high ranks is a form of farming as well, just as playing low ranks is, since you no longer have to compensate for other odd and erratic styles of play which is an element to the game. Unless you want to address your own farming and the other types of farming which exist, I dont know how you can create an argument against it.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby 300spartans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:39 am

wow ppl r upset and feel like posting what has already been said bout farmers..waahh

King Herpes = badassedness nuf said
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby FabledIntegral on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:13 am

maxatstuy wrote:Maybe you didnt realize, but you are a farmer, just as much as many of the farmers in my clan, The Farmers Guild. You create dozens of games on Prohibition Chicago knowing that most people who join will not be too familiar with the map, and then you play them and use your knowledge of the map to win. Map specialization is a form of farming just as much as creating waterloo 8-players. You are taking advantage of your knowledge to beat people who have not played on that map or who may not be as experienced as you.


True!

maxatstuy wrote: Only playing high ranks is a form of farming as well, just as playing low ranks is, since you no longer have to compensate for other odd and erratic styles of play which is an element to the game. Unless you want to address your own farming and the other types of farming which exist, I dont know how you can create an argument against it.


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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby demonfork on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:08 am

I think that it's bullshit that the mods are allowing these scum of the earth trollers to continue to hijack this thread, there are PLENTY of discussions about farming that you scum can take your sorry asses to!

Crangts to the King!

All you haters can kick rocks bitches!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:39 am

demonfork wrote:I think that it's bullshit that the mods are allowing these scum of the earth trollers to continue to hijack this thread, there are PLENTY of discussions about farming that you scum can take your sorry asses to!

Crangts to the King!

All you haters can kick rocks bitches!


So you feel that a discussion/debate about how someone achieves their success should not be opened in what has to be the most relevant area?

You should be a banker.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:24 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
demonfork wrote:I think that it's bullshit that the mods are allowing these scum of the earth trollers to continue to hijack this thread, there are PLENTY of discussions about farming that you scum can take your sorry asses to!

Crangts to the King!

All you haters can kick rocks bitches!


So you feel that a discussion/debate about how someone achieves their success should not be opened in what has to be the most relevant area?

You should be a banker.



It's a congratulations thread you dolt! Just in case you grumpily skipped over the first few posts. This is the last place for a discussion or a debate you self absorbed weird old man. So kicking rocks would be a good substitute of time spent. Also much more constructive then your lousy attempt at trying to add anything of worth here. Be gone with you pessimistic yokels. If you have nothing good to say about someone then... you know the rest. If you don't like me then keep my name out of your mouth and stay on your side of the street. Here's some ideas :idea: start another thread for your inane pouty lipped points of view. Or shut your pie hole!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby Stephan Wayne on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:13 pm

wow i have never seen a FU put that kindly
as nice as it is it is also true this thread is made to congratulate CC greatest player and i dont believe that happens often
so once agine =D> King best player on CC
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:26 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:
demonfork wrote:I think that it's bullshit that the mods are allowing these scum of the earth trollers to continue to hijack this thread, there are PLENTY of discussions about farming that you scum can take your sorry asses to!

Crangts to the King!

All you haters can kick rocks bitches!


So you feel that a discussion/debate about how someone achieves their success should not be opened in what has to be the most relevant area?

You should be a banker.



It's a congratulations thread you dolt! Just in case you grumpily skipped over the first few posts. This is the last place for a discussion or a debate you self absorbed weird old man. So kicking rocks would be a good substitute of time spent. Also much more constructive then your lousy attempt at trying to add anything of worth here. Be gone with you pessimistic yokels. If you have nothing good to say about someone then... you know the rest. If you don't like me then keep my name out of your mouth and stay on your side of the street. Here's some ideas :idea: start another thread for your inane pouty lipped points of view. Or shut your pie hole!


I see no congratulations in the title. Maybe your mastery of the English language is greater than mine and it is.

I actually read every post, and found it very interesting that unlike other congratulation threads (which I abhor and make no bones about it) there seems to be more than the usual number of detractors from your achievement.

I neither like you nor dislike you, I just find you fascinating in an anthropological kind of way.

I dislike self aggrandisement of any kind, including the type of which you employ. Unlike yourself I am not self absorbed. I, after all, am not the one who has bent the system in a vain attempt to gain recognition, as is borne out by your particularly poor relative rank. The simple fact is your achievement, for what it is, actually places your relative rank somewhere down amongst Major rank. Now if you mistakenly feel you have achieved something by this, then fair enough, that is your prerogative. However, that does not mean others such as I cannot pass comment or criticism, something you seem to have great difficulty in dealing with....which of course is further evidence of your innate inferiority and the complex attached to that problem.

Do not fret yourself herpes, we all have a role to play in the rich tapestry of life, yours is that of the swaggering buffoon and there is certainly a requirement for this kind of role in this kind of society, so take heart, you are, indeed, fulfilling a need.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:07 pm

maxatstuy wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:First off, I have never accused any one of cheating. My feedback and rankings say the true story here. Second, You have been accused of the same thing before, and by one of the most upstanding christian members at CC, Luns who just like me, felt that we needed to make our first report on the same guy. YOU, you stupid cheater. I say stupid because it was so blatant and obvious. You probably have not had much practice at cheating. I guess thats something. I dont know why, but I do know, that you went to the dark side. Third, If you knew anything you would know that I am one the biggest opponent of Farmers on this site. If it were not for you cheaters and farmers, many other players and myself would be at the top where we belong.


Maybe you didnt realize, but you are a farmer, just as much as many of the farmers in my clan, The Farmers Guild. You create dozens of games on Prohibition Chicago knowing that most people who join will not be too familiar with the map, and then you play them and use your knowledge of the map to win. Map specialization is a form of farming just as much as creating waterloo 8-players. You are taking advantage of your knowledge to beat people who have not played on that map or who may not be as experienced as you.

While I agree that the scoreboard would be different if no farmers existed on it, I think that the only way it would really differ is that about 95% of it would disappear. Only playing high ranks is a form of farming as well, just as playing low ranks is, since you no longer have to compensate for other odd and erratic styles of play which is an element to the game. Unless you want to address your own farming and the other types of farming which exist, I dont know how you can create an argument against it.
You have got it wrong, my friend. I have no objection to any one that wishes to learn a map and try to play it better than any one else. I picked prohibition Chigago because it is a complicated map. So dumb luck is minimalized. I play no cards for the same reason. I believe that my skills should be the determining factor.
Although I do not care for freestyle myself, I have no qualms against players perfecting there F.S. skills. I start Prob. Chig. games, And I take on all comers. If the F.S. farmers did this, I would not see anything wrong with it.
But here is the deal, When a new, un-experienced player, starts his first game, He will invariably start a freestyle game because it is the default. He stands as much of a chance as a snowball in hell of winning against you farmers. You already know this. As does CC. Why seq. is not the default, I can only speculate. Why does CC set this trap against its new players. Why would they placate you vultures over their new customers. It seems rather counter productive from a business standpoint. You do not do what I do, And start a game with your favorite map and options, You merely feed off of new players that fall into this trap. There is no gaming skill involved in what you do. Now you beg for praise at your grand accomplishment.
It would almost be laughable, if not for all the time spent by us true risk players, to try for the brass ring. There are many very good risk players here at CC that deserve that shot. We dont get that shot because of your childish and selfish want for a shortcut. If you dont have the skills that it takes to be the best, get over it. Maybe you should learn to play the game of risk. And not this juvenile attempt at un-earned glory. You are holding someone else 's trophy and now you ask for praise for stealing it ? The only congratulation you will get from me, or any real risk player, is, Thanks for ruining our site. :evil:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:44 pm

Fruitcake wrote: I see no congratulations in the title. Maybe your mastery of the English language is greater than mine and it is.

I actually read every post, and found it very interesting that unlike other congratulation threads (which I abhor and make no bones about it) there seems to be more than the usual number of detractors from your achievement.

I neither like you nor dislike you, I just find you fascinating in an anthropological kind of way.

I dislike self aggrandisement of any kind, including the type of which you employ. Unlike yourself I am not self absorbed. I, after all, am not the one who has bent the system in a vain attempt to gain recognition, as is borne out by your particularly poor relative rank. The simple fact is your achievement, for what it is, actually places your relative rank somewhere down amongst Major rank. Now if you mistakenly feel you have achieved something by this, then fair enough, that is your prerogative. However, that does not mean others such as I cannot pass comment or criticism, something you seem to have great difficulty in dealing with....which of course is further evidence of your innate inferiority and the complex attached to that problem.

Do not fret yourself herpes, we all have a role to play in the rich tapestry of life, yours is that of the swaggering buffoon and there is certainly a requirement for this kind of role in this kind of society, so take heart, you are, indeed, fulfilling a need.


I think you have me mixed up with somebody who values your opinion. I don't swagger and I certainly have never bragged about my position. You and I have exchanged some bolstering words in a semi-friendly pissing match via p.m. but that's about the extent of anything of the sort. If you really want to understand my motives for doing what I do then I suppose I'll enlighten you. So have a seat and lend me your hearing aid. I originally joined this site to play along the same lines of fun and competition as most of the community. I was introduced to this game by my brother(300spartans). I dabbled in it a bit and became an instant success. I won more than half of my games and slowly got acclimated to all styles of play. Mainly my incentive for playing the game was simply to spend more bonding time with my brother doing something we both enjoyed since we are quite different people. We played and won many team games together and I was content with any rank so long as him and I could demonstrate ourselves as great competitors. However, then came along the mysterious blocking list which banned me from playing games with him and all the games fun was robbed from us. We both personally almost left the site.

One day, I made a joking remark to him that I could reach the number one spot. He laughed and told me I'd never even see the top ten. So my new enjoyment in a game that at that point then had nil became proving him wrong. It certainly didn't matter to me how I acquired it so long as it was within the rules. I most definitely devoted enough effort to be where I am. And for anyone that believes what I have done to get here is considerable cheating then why am I here? Remember people, that I once was like the majority of all of you with the same simple goals. Before I even started to "farm" I can tell you that I was a great player by most of your standards. I was a Brigadier with 16 medals under my belt, a 50+% win rating and all in under 800 games played(not that rank is what matters, it is far more important to play for fun) so to say that I have no skill is a joke. However, people see what they want to see. The naysayers have all proven that. In my opinion the players that have true character are the players that notice another good player without bias and solely based upon the games they have played with them.

I receive a lot of flak for how I "achieved" this rank but it is nothing I was not prepared for before I made that decision. I do it because it's my account and it's my prerogative. I would like to give a special thanks to all players who recognize my ability to play and who understand what it takes to get here. Thank you for our games and I've learned from all of them and without your help and that knowledge I wouldn't have come close.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:04 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
Fruitcake wrote: I see no congratulations in the title. Maybe your mastery of the English language is greater than mine and it is.

I actually read every post, and found it very interesting that unlike other congratulation threads (which I abhor and make no bones about it) there seems to be more than the usual number of detractors from your achievement.

I neither like you nor dislike you, I just find you fascinating in an anthropological kind of way.

I dislike self aggrandisement of any kind, including the type of which you employ. Unlike yourself I am not self absorbed. I, after all, am not the one who has bent the system in a vain attempt to gain recognition, as is borne out by your particularly poor relative rank. The simple fact is your achievement, for what it is, actually places your relative rank somewhere down amongst Major rank. Now if you mistakenly feel you have achieved something by this, then fair enough, that is your prerogative. However, that does not mean others such as I cannot pass comment or criticism, something you seem to have great difficulty in dealing with....which of course is further evidence of your innate inferiority and the complex attached to that problem.

Do not fret yourself herpes, we all have a role to play in the rich tapestry of life, yours is that of the swaggering buffoon and there is certainly a requirement for this kind of role in this kind of society, so take heart, you are, indeed, fulfilling a need.


I think you have me mixed up with somebody who values your opinion. I don't swagger and I certainly have never bragged about my position. You and I have exchanged some bolstering words in a semi-friendly pissing match via p.m. but that's about the extent of anything of the sort. If you really want to understand my motives for doing what I do then I suppose I'll enlighten you. So have a seat and lend me your hearing aid. I originally joined this site to play along the same lines of fun and competition as most of the community. I was introduced to this game by my brother(300spartans). I dabbled in it a bit and became an instant success. I won more than half of my games and slowly got acclimated to all styles of play. Mainly my incentive for playing the game was simply to spend more bonding time with my brother doing something we both enjoyed since we are quite different people. We played and won many team games together and I was content with any rank so long as him and I could demonstrate ourselves as great competitors. However, then came along the mysterious blocking list which banned me from playing games with him and all the games fun was robbed from us. We both personally almost left the site.

One day, I made a joking remark to him that I could reach the number one spot. He laughed and told me I'd never even see the top ten. So my new enjoyment in a game that at that point then had nil became proving him wrong. It certainly didn't matter to me how I acquired it so long as it was within the rules. I most definitely devoted enough effort to be where I am. And for anyone that believes what I have done to get here is considerable cheating then why am I here? Remember people, that I once was like the majority of all of you with the same simple goals. Before I even started to "farm" I can tell you that I was a great player by most of your standards. I was a Brigadier with 16 medals under my belt, a 50+% win rating and all in under 800 games played(not that rank is what matters, it is far more important to play for fun) so to say that I have no skill is a joke. However, people see what they want to see. The naysayers have all proven that. In my opinion the players that have true character are the players that notice another good player without bias and solely based upon the games they have played with them.

I receive a lot of flak for how I "achieved" this rank but it is nothing I was not prepared for before I made that decision. I do it because it's my account and it's my prerogative. I would like to give a special thanks to all players who recognize my ability to play and who understand what it takes to get here. Thank you for our games and I've learned from all of them and without your help and that knowledge I wouldn't have come close.
You are a joke. You admit that you were a good payer, so why in hell couldnt you be happy with your true rank. Just because you were not good enough you decided to cheat to get to the top. You are the best cheater here. congratulations. Hey tell me the truth, How does that victory feel. Just think about how it would feel if you had really earned it. 8-) Im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but, The only ones that praise your accomplishment, are your fellow cheaters. =D>
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:19 pm

Your stupidity is immeasurable porker. Are you calling all the people who have given me congrats cheaters??? That has to be the most preposterous statement on this whole thread. I think you skipped the part where I said that I made the decision to change how I play when my brother and I could no longer play together. The bottom line is that your rank is a demonstration of what type of games you play and how well you do on them. You my estranged little pest play primarily one vs. one's. I hate to burst your bubble but you would never ascend or descend if farmers or cheaters were not here. My presence does not change your score by one point. You would never get too much higher than you are now unless you started playing private games with equal or higher ranked people and won above 50% of those one on one's. You think that I honestly have effected your rank by any margin? That's ridiculous. I can't argue with dumb people. You are losing any grasp that you had on reality and it's getting absurd.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:27 pm

King_Herpes wrote:I think you have me mixed up with somebody who values your opinion.


Certainly not. Whether you value my opinion or not is neither germane nor important to the matter at hand. You responded to my earlier post, so I just explained why I posted what I had.

I have read your interesting piece on the reasons why and how you achieved the rank you have. I mean that seriously.

However, the facts do speak for themselves. Your relative rank is near to or at the bottom of any Conquerer I have seen. In fact, and this does dishearten me to say it, it is the lowest of any of the top 25 players on this site bar SkyT. This flies in the face of any argument that you may bring to the table that you have consistently beaten anyone of high rank on a regular basis, quite the contary, to achieve such a low relative rank means your average opponent is some way down the rankings from you. Now whilst it is impossible for someone holding the rank of Conquerer to have a relative rank of anything near 1.0, a rank of 0.7 or even 0.8 is achievable. Your rank is 0.494 when I last looked. These figures do not lie. They are based on the average score of player you beat. QED the higher the relative rank, the higher score of player you take on.

I am not giving you ‘flak’ as you succinctly put it, I am just pointing out something that has a direct bearing on how you got where you are.

What you do with your account is most certainly your prerogative. Just as it is my prerogative to take this stand and argue that your achievement is of less value than others may or would perceive.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:50 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:I think you have me mixed up with somebody who values your opinion.


Certainly not. Whether you value my opinion or not is neither germane nor important to the matter at hand. You responded to my earlier post, so I just explained why I posted what I had.

I have read your interesting piece on the reasons why and how you achieved the rank you have. I mean that seriously.

However, the facts do speak for themselves. Your relative rank is near to or at the bottom of any Conquerer I have seen. In fact, and this does dishearten me to say it, it is the lowest of any of the top 25 players on this site bar SkyT. This flies in the face of any argument that you may bring to the table that you have consistently beaten anyone of high rank on a regular basis, quite the contary, to achieve such a low relative rank means your average opponent is some way down the rankings from you. Now whilst it is impossible for someone holding the rank of Conquerer to have a relative rank of anything near 1.0, a rank of 0.7 or even 0.8 is achievable. Your rank is 0.494 when I last looked. These figures do not lie. They are based on the average score of player you beat. QED the higher the relative rank, the higher score of player you take on.

I am not giving you ‘flak’ as you succinctly put it, I am just pointing out something that has a direct bearing on how you got where you are.

What you do with your account is most certainly your prerogative. Just as it is my prerogative to take this stand and argue that your achievement is of less value than others may or would perceive.



Yeah, yeah...relative rank...blah blah blah. It's like all you people see are numbers. You don't know the individual games I've played and what it took for the more arduous victories. I don't need to prove myself ever again in any game. I know that I can play. I've proven that to myself and it's all in my game history as a reminder. That's all that matters. I'm not as raveled up in the endless competition as some of you are. Your being an annoyance Fruitcake and you very well know it. You can't help yourself but to take another stab at me when this is clearly a positive thread. Just because there are 5 or 6 morons that are persistently posting the same argument doesn't mean that you have to harp in and snowball it. You are old enough to know what is right and what is just childish. You are being stupid and saying what you have already said about me in other threads. I asked you to leave now please do so without another word said. You're baiting, trolling, and showing your ass.

This is what you are all trying to say and I'll get it off of your chest for you so that you know I am hearing you.

"You big meanie Mr. Herpes! I really don't like it when you beat up on noobs and take their points to increase your score and I'll have you know that you'll receive none of my respect for doing so...hummphh"
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby redhawk92 on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:57 pm

congratulations king

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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby hulmey on Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:27 pm

fruits a TWAT, plain and simple! Dont give the old git any attention, because thats the only thing he lives off! That and playing triples games against cooks ;)
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:21 pm

King_Herpes wrote:Your stupidity is immeasurable porker. Are you calling all the people who have given me congrats cheaters??? That has to be the most preposterous statement on this whole thread. I think you skipped the part where I said that I made the decision to change how I play when my brother and I could no longer play together. The bottom line is that your rank is a demonstration of what type of games you play and how well you do on them. You my estranged little pest play primarily one vs. one's. I hate to burst your bubble but you would never ascend or descend if farmers or cheaters were not here. My presence does not change your score by one point. You would never get too much higher than you are now unless you started playing private games with equal or higher ranked people and won above 50% of those one on one's. You think that I honestly have effected your rank by any margin? That's ridiculous. I can't argue with dumb people. You are losing any grasp that you had on reality and it's getting absurd.
My IQ is well over 140. I stopped playing for the most part in multi player games because I realized that I was being raped by multies that have taken over this site. Well guess what, the moment that I started playing 1v1 my rank has shot up from sarge. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why ? We do have something in common. You gave up playing the game you love to go for the brass ring. I gave up the game that I love (multi-player games) to raise my rank as well. Here is the main difference though. You farm noobs that start FS games out of ignorance, I picked a complicated map and took on all comers. Not as enjoyable as multi-player games but its an honest living. You on the other hand are a non skilled cheater. I can beat you like a drum my friend, without breaking a sweat. Why ? because I know how to play "RISK". And If the big king wants to prove me wrong, He will take up this challenge, and come make me shut my mouth. Until then, I will NOT bow before the king. For the king has no clothes, and no skill. :lol:
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