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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Woodruff on Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:10 pm

frood wrote:I am not on his foe list! 8-) Of course he probably has no idea I exist as I have never had any interaction with him what so ever.


I wasn't on his list either, until I had the gall to join one of his games. Which soon thereafter was not one of his games.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:40 pm

TheBro wrote:Klobber is probably tired of reading this thread. It's probably annoying to keep clicking:

This post was made by 'everybody' who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

You mean this one? :

KLOBBER's Blog wrote:Factual information about the CC dice:

1. The dice are 100% non-random.

2. They are also 100% unpredictable, and these are two completely separate and distinct concepts.

3. If your brain lacks the necessary intelligence to comprehend that these are two wholly distinct concepts, then I truly pity you.

Details:

If you notice a pattern (or imagine that you notice one), then instead of complaining and suggesting a change in the dice, wouldn't the intelligent course of action be to take advantage of the pattern you see and others don't? That would give you an advantage over your opponents (if you're right about the pattern, that is).

Suppose, for the sake of argument, as a player once claimed, that territories with 2 or fewer armies withstand attack better than other territories. I have NOT noticed this pattern myself, and I'm sure most other players have NOT also. In this case, if you take this "chance" into account and favor other territories to attack, then you would, in theory, win a greater percentage of games. I mention this specific pattern because I think that it is a figment of the above-mentioned player's imagination, but it serves its purpose as an example.

If you find a pattern that is predictable, then keep quiet about it and use it to your advantage. If not, then accept the unpredictability of the dice as being fair to everyone.

All faith in "chance," "randomness," and "luck" is very unscientific and unintelligent, and doesn't apply to the reality of the dice. Your faith in these concepts is 100% whimsical and sentimental, and is not backed by any scientific evidence. The patterns that the dice manifest are produced scientifically, not by superstitious, mythological beliefs like "luck."

If you do your research on the CC dice intelligently, as I have, then you will find that from the first step to the last, the patterns that they manifest are strictly controlled and designed at every point along the way. There is no single step in the process that produces the dice patterns that includes any miniscule element of "randomness" at all -- absolutely ZERO. All the processes that the patterns undergo are 100% by design, without as much as a single exception, right down the line, from beginning to end.

Design, by definition, is 100% non-random.

The fact that they are designed does not mean that the patterns are predictable; in fact they are not predictable, but they are certainly not random: they are absolutely not random in the least bit. They are unpredictable BY DESIGN, not by "randomness."

If you talk out your ass without doing the necessary research first, as most people who post in the CC forum seem to behave, then your lack of intelligence speaks for itself.

We are not cavemen. Such foolish concepts as "luck," "chance," and "randomness" are outdated myths, and none of them exist outside your overly fertile imagination.

Develop the intelligence to comprehend these facts, and behave accordingly.


It makes an interesting read all the same.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:59 pm

frood wrote:I am not on his foe list! 8-) Of course he probably has no idea I exist as I have never had any interaction with him what so ever.



Join one of his games you'll be foed before the game starts
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Hanksy on Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:35 pm

I am on his foe list. I made the mistake of beating him lol.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Old Lobo on Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:38 pm

guess I am on his foe list. tried to enter one of his games to find out, and sure enough....
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby owenshooter on Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:20 pm

i honestly have no idea... i have never tried to join one of his games, because i don't like the settings he plays, and i have never had a negative interaction with him on the site...-0
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby b00060 on Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:02 pm

Yeah, I was foed the second I beat him on Circus Maximus.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby mpjh on Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:03 pm

Why does Klobber foe the people who beat him in games?
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Chao on Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:20 pm

Hmm, I don't see to be on his foe list...
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby a.sub on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:12 pm

Chao wrote:Hmm, I don't see to be on his foe list...

but ur a brig :o
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Joodoo on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:18 pm

a.sub wrote:
Chao wrote:Hmm, I don't see to be on his foe list...

but ur a brig :o

he must have gotten tired of foeing waves after waves of players :lol:
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

:D
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby FredVIII on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:41 pm

ManBungalow wrote:
TheBro wrote:Klobber is probably tired of reading this thread. It's probably annoying to keep clicking:

This post was made by 'everybody' who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

You mean this one? :

KLOBBER's Blog wrote:Factual information about the CC dice:

1. The dice are 100% non-random.

2. They are also 100% unpredictable, and these are two completely separate and distinct concepts.

3. If your brain lacks the necessary intelligence to comprehend that these are two wholly distinct concepts, then I truly pity you.

Details:

If you notice a pattern (or imagine that you notice one), then instead of complaining and suggesting a change in the dice, wouldn't the intelligent course of action be to take advantage of the pattern you see and others don't? That would give you an advantage over your opponents (if you're right about the pattern, that is).

Suppose, for the sake of argument, as a player once claimed, that territories with 2 or fewer armies withstand attack better than other territories. I have NOT noticed this pattern myself, and I'm sure most other players have NOT also. In this case, if you take this "chance" into account and favor other territories to attack, then you would, in theory, win a greater percentage of games. I mention this specific pattern because I think that it is a figment of the above-mentioned player's imagination, but it serves its purpose as an example.

If you find a pattern that is predictable, then keep quiet about it and use it to your advantage. If not, then accept the unpredictability of the dice as being fair to everyone.

All faith in "chance," "randomness," and "luck" is very unscientific and unintelligent, and doesn't apply to the reality of the dice. Your faith in these concepts is 100% whimsical and sentimental, and is not backed by any scientific evidence. The patterns that the dice manifest are produced scientifically, not by superstitious, mythological beliefs like "luck."

If you do your research on the CC dice intelligently, as I have, then you will find that from the first step to the last, the patterns that they manifest are strictly controlled and designed at every point along the way. There is no single step in the process that produces the dice patterns that includes any miniscule element of "randomness" at all -- absolutely ZERO. All the processes that the patterns undergo are 100% by design, without as much as a single exception, right down the line, from beginning to end.

Design, by definition, is 100% non-random.

The fact that they are designed does not mean that the patterns are predictable; in fact they are not predictable, but they are certainly not random: they are absolutely not random in the least bit. They are unpredictable BY DESIGN, not by "randomness."

If you talk out your ass without doing the necessary research first, as most people who post in the CC forum seem to behave, then your lack of intelligence speaks for itself.

We are not cavemen. Such foolish concepts as "luck," "chance," and "randomness" are outdated myths, and none of them exist outside your overly fertile imagination.

Develop the intelligence to comprehend these facts, and behave accordingly.


It makes an interesting read all the same.

indeed, a very good read.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby a.sub on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:43 pm

Joodoo wrote:
a.sub wrote:
Chao wrote:Hmm, I don't see to be on his foe list...

but ur a brig :o

he must have gotten tired of foeing waves after waves of players :lol:

well whats one more when you have foed a few thousand?
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby redhawk92 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:05 pm

i just got foed after yesterday he is up to foeing again :lol:
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby obliterationX on Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:43 am

Why are we giving this substandard excuse for a human being the attention it doesn't deserve? :?
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby FredVIII on Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:58 am

i joined a doubles against manbungalow and obliterationx and before my partner could join they had both dropped the game

a couple of seconds later the exact same game went up and when we tried to join that one i was foed but my partner was able to join

they then dropped that game because reckedracing (a decent player) had joined against them and set up a third game

maybe you should leave klobber alone and work on your own problems?
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby obliterationX on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:17 am

FredVIII wrote:i joined a doubles against manbungalow and obliterationx and before my partner could join they had both dropped the game

a couple of seconds later the exact same game went up and when we tried to join that one i was foed but my partner was able to join

they then dropped that game because reckedracing (a decent player) had joined against them and set up a third game

maybe you should leave klobber alone and work on your own problems?

:lol:
Haha!
It was all worth it.
Keep raging. ;)
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby FredVIII on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:19 am

not raging just find it surprising you guys complain about klobber and then do it yourself

how about you unfoe reckedracing and me and then invite us to one of those lovely doubles? O:)
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Timminz on Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:38 am

FredVIII wrote:not raging just find it surprising you guys complain about klobber and then do it yourself

Some people will foe a player, simply for being a multi.

This thread is about KLOBBER's list, not you, or the people who's foe lists you've landed yourself on.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby FredVIII on Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:59 am

Timminz wrote:
FredVIII wrote:not raging just find it surprising you guys complain about klobber and then do it yourself

Some people will foe a player, simply for being a multi.

This thread is about KLOBBER's list, not you, or the people who's foe lists you've landed yourself on.

they foed my partner and me to save us giving them a beating, nothing to do with having a different account in the past
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Bones2484 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:06 pm

FredVIII wrote:
Timminz wrote:
FredVIII wrote:not raging just find it surprising you guys complain about klobber and then do it yourself

Some people will foe a player, simply for being a multi.

This thread is about KLOBBER's list, not you, or the people who's foe lists you've landed yourself on.

they foed my partner and me to save us giving them a beating, nothing to do with having a different account in the past


Timminz wrote:This thread is about KLOBBER's list, not you, or the people who's foe lists you've landed yourself on.
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:19 am

Look, KLOBBER's an interesting character who types well and is aware of what he's doing--most of the time. All this reaction is just fun and games; If you've played any games with the man and/or got foe'd, then that's how it goes with him.

Anyway, he'll probably delete this from his wall, but I posted for him to read:

"Hey you, yeah I'm talking to YOU. You've got a crappy attitude, son, and I like it; but don't get all buddy-buddy with me and your bullshit. The hell if I care what you say on your wall about yourself and to hell with what other people say. I challenge YOU to 10 games of my map and 10 games of yours. You don't like it? Then you can negotiate with your prick on your own private time. "


I hope he enjoys that one!
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Artimis on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:24 am

I'm on Klobbers foe list.

I think it would be a shorter and therefore easier list to compile if you had instead asked; who is NOT on Klobbers foe list?
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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby Joodoo on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:26 am

Artimis wrote:who is NOT on Klobbers foe list?

every new recruit that he has "beaten"
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Who here is KLOBBER's foe ?

Postby xelabale on Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:18 am

obliterationX wrote:
FredVIII wrote:i joined a doubles against manbungalow and obliterationx and before my partner could join they had both dropped the game

a couple of seconds later the exact same game went up and when we tried to join that one i was foed but my partner was able to join

they then dropped that game because reckedracing (a decent player) had joined against them and set up a third game

maybe you should leave klobber alone and work on your own problems?

:lol:
Haha!
It was all worth it.
Keep raging. ;)

This doesn't belong in GD. Please take it to fla....
Never mind, carry on.
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