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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Mon May 25, 2009 9:00 pm

It's that being a cook in a battle most likely means you will be shot dead. ;)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby jesusfreak16 on Mon May 25, 2009 9:03 pm

To be honest, I went from New Recruit to Private, so I haven't had that experience.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby a.sub on Mon May 25, 2009 9:11 pm

jesusfreak16 wrote:To be honest, I went from New Recruit to Private, so I haven't had that experience.

that means you went down in points
at the rate you are going you will be a cook in no time
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Re: rank of cook

Postby neanderpaul14 on Mon May 25, 2009 9:15 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.


What like chambermaid or something? :lol:



How about chamberpot?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby a.sub on Mon May 25, 2009 9:17 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:
obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.


What like chambermaid or something? :lol:



How about chamberpot?



how about traitor?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby EagleofGreenErth on Tue May 26, 2009 1:36 am

Woodruff wrote:
EagleofGreenErth wrote:One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!


Incorrect...one only has to play a very large number of multiple-player games on a very large number (read "all") of maps. Keep that up for long and it's bound to happen.


Not really.... unless the player is horrid he is bound to win 1 in 8.... and that would keep him a decent rank.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby EagleofGreenErth on Tue May 26, 2009 1:39 am

And has anyone ever seen Deep Blue Sea? Doesn't really relate in terms of war and such.... but if you watch that movie you'll agree that cooks aren't 100% pathetic. :P
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Re: rank of cook

Postby ronsizzle on Tue May 26, 2009 1:49 am

cant we have tags that go along with our rating

i.e.

4.4 prick
5.0 gentleman
3.7 snake

shit like this?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby EagleofGreenErth on Tue May 26, 2009 1:55 am

ronc8649 wrote:cant we have tags that go along with our rating

i.e.

4.4 prick
5.0 gentleman
3.7 snake

shit like this?


What does that have to do with this topic???
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 9:56 am

EagleofGreenErth wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:cant we have tags that go along with our rating

i.e.

4.4 prick
5.0 gentleman
3.7 snake

shit like this?


What does that have to do with this topic???

I think he is showing rankings of players that are pretty bad but their rating is good.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby MrBenn on Tue May 26, 2009 10:40 am

A while back there was a suggestion to revamp the rank bandings: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=47578&start=135#p1618241

Suggestions for lower ranks could include:
    Conscientious Objector
    Scout
    Volunteer
    Apprentice
    Cadet
    Ensign
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 10:45 am

Scout might be a good idea. At least it's someone that does something for an army.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Thezzaruz on Tue May 26, 2009 12:06 pm

Godsav1 wrote:Scout might be a good idea. At least it's someone that does something for an army.

And you think that the army doesn't eat???


scout just as cook is a job not a rank.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 12:10 pm

Thezzaruz wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:Scout might be a good idea. At least it's someone that does something for an army.

And you think that the army doesn't eat???


scout just as cook is a job not a rank.

Yeah well a scout is actually out in the fight although he may not fight. The cook doesn't really get anywhere near the fights. :)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue May 26, 2009 12:14 pm

Godsav1 wrote:
Thezzaruz wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:Scout might be a good idea. At least it's someone that does something for an army.

And you think that the army doesn't eat???


scout just as cook is a job not a rank.

Yeah well a scout is actually out in the fight although he may not fight. The cook doesn't really get anywhere near the fights. :)





Ok boys, I got a solution! How about we call the lowest rank, "Godsav1"

Kinda rings a bell doesn't it?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue May 26, 2009 12:15 pm

MrBenn wrote:A while back there was a suggestion to revamp the rank bandings: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=47578&start=135#p1618241

Suggestions for lower ranks could include:
    Conscientious Objector
    Scout
    Volunteer
    Apprentice
    Cadet
    Ensign





Conscientious Objector would be a great name.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Thezzaruz on Tue May 26, 2009 12:16 pm

Godsav1 wrote:Yeah well a scout is actually out in the fight although he may not fight. The cook doesn't really get anywhere near the fights. :)


Still not a rank. And the "anywhere near the fights" depends on what military force you mean, for some it's not true.

Seaman, airman or private is the lowest rank, they screwed up.



GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Ok boys, I got a solution! How about we call the lowest rank, "Godsav1"

Fine by me... O:)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 1:16 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:
Thezzaruz wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:Scout might be a good idea. At least it's someone that does something for an army.

And you think that the army doesn't eat???


scout just as cook is a job not a rank.

Yeah well a scout is actually out in the fight although he may not fight. The cook doesn't really get anywhere near the fights. :)





Ok boys, I got a solution! How about we call the lowest rank, "Godsav1"

Kinda rings a bell doesn't it?

:roll:
I'm not the lowest rank.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue May 26, 2009 1:46 pm

...not yet, but hey it would be a tribute to you at least
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 2:25 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:...not yet, but hey it would be a tribute to you at least

No my score is 884, and I win 33% of the time. I'm not bad.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue May 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Godsav1 wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:...not yet, but hey it would be a tribute to you at least

No my score is 884, and I win 33% of the time. I'm not bad.


Yes, you do have a 33% winning percentage, but you play lots of two player games.

Now, if you played a lot of 8 player games with a 33% win advantage, you'd be a General by now.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 3:20 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:...not yet, but hey it would be a tribute to you at least

No my score is 884, and I win 33% of the time. I'm not bad.


Yes, you do have a 33% winning percentage, but you play lots of two player games.

Now, if you played a lot of 8 player games with a 33% win advantage, you'd be a General by now.

Yeah well I just like to play 1 on 1. I am in a few bigger games now though. :)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby LB Ninja on Tue May 26, 2009 10:52 pm

casey riabach off of under siege 2 is a cook and hes a badass motherfucker
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 26, 2009 11:46 pm

I just won 146 points in an Assassin game and now am a Private 1st class so maybe you guys want to take back what you said. ;)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby EdwinG on Wed May 27, 2009 3:31 pm

Woodruff wrote:
EagleofGreenErth wrote:One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!


Incorrect...one only has to play a very large number of multiple-player games on a very large number (read "all") of maps. Keep that up for long and it's bound to happen.


I play nothing but multi-player games and I've played on nearly every map. I've also never been below 1000.
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