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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby supergeek24 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:30 pm

when your wife leaves you but u r more pissed becuse u lose 10 v 3
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby LFAW on Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:25 am

The Eternal Icon wrote:-... When you're studying World War 2 and think: "Damn, the entire french nation conquered in less than a week? They must have had horrible dice."


Haha!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby LFAW on Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:28 am

When you go on msn and you get called your cc username by everyone that talks to you :(

Only happened once damn it!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Timminz on Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:48 am

When you catch yourself adding an extra letter to the end of your name while singing off on a business email, and wonder how many times you've done it without noticing.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby xelabale on Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:28 am

Timminz wrote:When you catch yourself adding an extra letter to the end of your name while singing off on a business email, and wonder how many times you've done it without noticing.

Or reverse it...
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:33 pm

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get pissed if noone responds to any your posts in the forums within ten minutes.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby xelabale on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:42 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get pissed if noone responds to any your posts in the forums within ten minutes.

Rest easy
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Lucarilover240 on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:45 pm

xelabale wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get pissed if noone responds to any your posts in the forums within ten minutes.

Rest easy

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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:51 pm

obliterationX wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

Hey ManB, are you up for a doubles
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Sure, but seeing how we'll both be speeding at the same time this picture seems more fitting:

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You know you've been playing too much Conquer Club when your cat knows to run out of the room when you click "Auto Assault".
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby darth emperor on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:56 pm

ManBungalow wrote:You know you've been playing too much Conquer Club when your cat knows to run out of the room when you click "Auto Assault".



My cat is always there... waiting to shoot anyone...who has lucky against me or if someone wants the hill


The Eternal Icon wrote:-... When you're studying World War 2 and think: "Damn, the entire french nation conquered in less than a week? They must have had horrible dice."

Another version(from the old thread is: when you think wow Hilter got amasing dice and the reply was but he forgot it was escalating spoils

... when you understand this sentences...
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby neanderpaul14 on Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:28 am

When your looking at a blueprint at work and instead of trying to figure out where to begin on the job you start thinking of how the terries will be able to attack each other. :shock: :shock:
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:51 pm

...when you call in sick because you might win a Battle Royale.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Rocketry on Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:38 am

...when lack wakes up in your basement. :o

Rhoquette.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:35 am

when you notice that rocketry changed how he ends his posts.

wtf is rhoquette?
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Zarg78 on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:35 am

You spend 3 hours taking shots in 137 games and still search for more games to join!!!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby nagerous on Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:26 pm

When you have a post count over 5000. (roughly actually around 8000)
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Timminz on Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:57 pm

nagerous wrote:When you have a post count over 5000. (roughly actually around 8000)

When you read this, and immediately need to go check your own post count, to make sure you aren't "that far gone".
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby oVo on Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:45 pm

...when you actually know your post count.

...when you watch World News on the BBC and actually know the location of countries being discussed
because you've been playing the W 2.1 map.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Lucarilover240 on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:28 pm

nagerous wrote:When you have a post count over 5000. (roughly actually around 8000)

Oh, god, I can't resist.

When you have a post count that's OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

e-cookie to anyone who gets the refrence.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:29 pm

You know you've been playing too much cc when its 3 o'clock in the fuckin morning. GO TO SLEEP.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby oVo on Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:30 am

when you see the Burger King SQUARE BUTTS commercial on the tube
and . . .

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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby oVo on Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:05 pm

when you're playing backgammon and refer to the dice as assault cubes.

when you start a thread like this.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby richardgarr on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:50 pm

when you have played CC for so long, that you have actually lost count of how many similar threads to this one, that you have seen. :lol: :lol: 8-)
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby a.sub on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:13 pm

when you read through 5 pages of posts just to find out if you play CC too much
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Re: You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when...

Postby jnd94 on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:45 pm

When you actually start believeing some of the conspiracy theories in the forum
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