You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **a.sub** on Sun May 31, 2009 1:00 am

fridge?

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:02 pm

...when you skip a scheduled item in your day to perform an amazing spoils cash in so you can sweep across the board.

--Andy

by **JoshyBoy** on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...when you skip a scheduled item in your day to perform an amazing spoils cash in so you can sweep across the board.

--Andy

Which game?

Show me, show me!!

by **owenator** on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:14 pm

when you lie to your girlfriend that you're busy with family, and potentially lose out on having a little 'action'. :shock:

by **Lucarilover240** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:09 am

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get upset about going to a birthday party because you know you're going to be gone the whole day and will probably end up missing all your turns.

by **JoshyBoy** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:22 am

When you go away for the weekend and THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING you need to take is your mobile broadband USB stick so you can play CC while your away.

by **slowreactor** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:28 pm

When you feign sickness so you don't have to go on a weekend trip so you won't db you games. :twisted:

Didn't work though.

by **Tupence** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:40 pm

When you see a red question mark and think "premium noob?!"

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:16 pm

...When you start seeing the CC stars upon thumping your noggin.

--Andy

by **sailorseal** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:24 pm

You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

by **Georgerx7di** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:45 pm

Lucarilover240 wrote:You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get upset about going to a birthday party because you know you're going to be gone the whole day and will probably end up missing all your turns.

Please tell me you skipped the birthday party.

by **oVo** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:53 pm

When you say to your spouse... "Not tonight babe, I have a six player speed game going on W 2.1."

by **pimphawks70** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:01 pm

sailorseal wrote:You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

been there

by **a.sub** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:18 pm

when you are playing Sorry! and get confused for a second because you understand teh bonuses
true story
happened 5 mins ago

by **Timminz** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:00 pm

When you see a thread on a forum at another site titled, "Dinosaur Jr. - Farm", and immediately think, "Awesome username. Stupid cheater."

by **AgentSmith88** on Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:38 pm

When you can take your turn without the map even loading because you know exactly where attacking Rothko from Kline is.

(True Story)

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:39 pm

...When you see a Ninja Turtle and are reminded about Conquer Club.

--Andy

by **Georgerx7di** on Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:24 pm

Ok, today I was on this website. As I went to log out in my mind I thought "end assaults". : ) No lie.

by **Lucarilover240** on Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:15 pm

sailorseal wrote:You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

I would play "taps" instead, but yeah.

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:33 pm

When Jeff Foxworthy-like humor somehow pertains to CC instead of rednecks.

by **owenshooter** on Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:24 pm

you go on a job, the secretary behind the desk pulls out the map of the grounds and shows you where you can park
to unload your gear... "you can park behind this building or adjacent to it. so, that means you can park here, here, here and here." in your mind you think, "this woman has no idea what adjacent means, there is no way i could fortify from parking block A to parking block D on the opposite side of the bldg on a CC map"...-0

by **Caymanmew** on Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:31 pm

you skip a perfextly good party to play c.c. that you will be board the hole time becuase you hate speed games and your 7 tournaments you are hosting are to slow for your liking