You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

by **vodean** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:45 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
tom7386 wrote:When your work closes and you have to drive home and nearly crash so you don't miss too many turns in a speed match

Dangerous!

When the police officer stops you, and asks "Where's the fire?" and when you reply...

"Madagascar. I've got to get home fast."

--Andy

wouldnt you be driving a boat?

by **DAZMCFC** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10 am

legionbuck wrote:When your wife complains to you that you spend more time with your doubles partner on the computer than you do with her in bed !

that's why I don't play doubles.

when you shout at the computer, calling yourself a bellend, because you attacked the wrong island on Artic map. :roll:

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:00 pm

...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.

--Andy

by **legionbuck** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:23 pm

When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.

by **a.sub** on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:36 pm

legionbuck wrote:When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.

um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all

by **vodean** on Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:46 am

a.sub wrote:
legionbuck wrote:When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.

um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all

Thats the future!then make the toilet fold out into a bed.

by **isaiah40** on Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:03 pm

You're having an argument with a friend on Facebook, when with out thinking you type "You're foed" and proceed to click on 'Remove Connection'

by **colton24** on Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:07 pm

...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed."

by **alex951** on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:54 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.

--Andy

i feel ya

by **tdans** on Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:59 pm

alex951 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.

--Andy

i feel ya

you FEEL him?? OMG ALex??

by **parker4s** on Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:36 am

When people arent taking turns and you have this feeling that they are on. You go, and you scope out their profiles. Whats worse than the stalking their profiles to see when they are online, is when they dont show the online status. You go and you look through their games to see if they are taking turns. When you yell and scream at your computer.... waiting ...... waiting!!!!!! :evil:

by **AAFitz** on Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:37 am

when... you wonder who on CC you have to buy presents for, and how you will ship them there in time

by **parker4s** on Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:49 am

When you actually have to think about going to the restroom, or watching someone take their turn. Even if it isnt a speed game if you do decide to go, you run back as fast as possible to click the refresh button...... that button must be getting dirty :twisted:

..............jk :-$

by **blackwatch1** on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:17 am

It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

by **vodean** on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:41 am

blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids

by **a.sub** on Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:47 pm

vodean wrote:
blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids

lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!

by **vodean** on Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:00 am

a.sub wrote:
vodean wrote:
blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids

lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!

Merry christmas, a computer, firefox, clickies, bob, CC, and premium. Parental controls make it so the only use of this computer is CC