I fully realize that C.C. is going to see this as a threat to their financial existance, but for the sake of the children, I beg Lackattack to consider the well being of its members, and the better good of all man kind. Its only a matter of time before the D.E.A. becomes involved, I have already started to notice the clicking sounds on my telephone, and I HAVE seen the unmarked black sedans, and like that florist truck parked outside my house is just delivering flowers, yah right.
Now I want everyone here to do a little soul searching, and be brutally honest with yourselves, If you have ever done any of the following, I beg you to ask for help, and decide to make a change in your pathetic lives.
1) If you have ever missed work for c.c.
2) If you have ever not let your children use the computer because you needed to be on c.c.
3) if you have ever stayed awake for days playing c.c.
4) if you have ever turned down sex for c.c.
5) if you have ever missed out on family functions to play c.c.
6) if you have ever let your dinner get cold because you were playing c.c.
7) If you have ever performed oral favors in order to get $25.00 to pay for your premium
8 ) if you have ever not been able to afford internet, so you stole your neighbors WiFi signal to play c.c.
9) if you have ever deficated on yourself because you couldnt finish a speed freestyle game in time
The first step to recovery is to admit that you are powerless over Conquer Club—that your life has become unmanageable, please brothers and sisters, I beg you to seek help, dont let this sickness control you.
Resist the power of the turtle, he is slow but he is steadily overpowering the weak minded, the sick, the lonely, dont be lured in by his evil temptations, the turtle is doing the work of the devil, repent now, and cast out this demon.
