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Postby Caymanmew on Sat May 16, 2009 4:33 pm

i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.

what do you think?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat May 16, 2009 4:37 pm

Wow this is one pointless topic.

Oh well, might as well give my input. :roll:

I don't see what the problem is with having the rank of cook. But if your going to get rid of it you might as well throw cadet out as well.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby obliterationX on Sat May 16, 2009 4:41 pm

To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat May 16, 2009 4:42 pm

obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.


What like chambermaid or something? :lol:
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Re: rank of cook

Postby ManBungalow on Sat May 16, 2009 4:47 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.


What like chambermaid or something? :lol:

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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat May 16, 2009 4:48 pm

Was thinking maybe "Cabin boy"? lol

Oh and they have Cooks in the army caymanmew. :D

Admit it your just like me. Sitting on CC all the time, getting bored and starting up new topics just to give you something to do :lol:
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Shatners Bassoon on Sat May 16, 2009 4:51 pm

Rank of cook?

boiled cabbage?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sat May 16, 2009 4:58 pm

Ok in all fairness if you play CC regularly and your the rank of cook on like a permanent basis then you must be pretty shit (pardon the language lol) and deserve to wear that hat of shame. ;)

Like ObliterationX said we actually need lower... to show up the ridiculously shocking players.

:lol: =D>
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Caymanmew on Sat May 16, 2009 5:37 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:Admit it your just like me. Sitting on CC all the time, getting bored and starting up new topics just to give you something to do :lol:


ya ok it true but maby caben boy would be a good rank
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Re: rank of cook

Postby owenshooter on Sat May 16, 2009 5:42 pm

i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Sat May 16, 2009 5:47 pm

caymanmew wrote:i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.
what do you think?


In my opinion, "last is last"...what you call it is irrelevant. If someone feels badly because they're at the rank of cook, then they'll feel equally badly when they're at the rank of cadet (if it's the bottom rank).
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Re: rank of cook

Postby redhawk92 on Sat May 16, 2009 6:06 pm

should be secretary bellow cook :D
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Georgerx7di on Sat May 16, 2009 7:55 pm

kylegraves1 wrote:should be secretary bellow cook :D


No, secretaries are usually below the guy in charge. Unless he's really faithful. :D
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Re: rank of cook

Postby The Neon Peon on Sat May 16, 2009 9:02 pm

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(
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Re: rank of cook

Postby djt5483 on Sat May 16, 2009 9:09 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900
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Re: rank of cook

Postby a.sub on Sat May 16, 2009 9:09 pm

The Neon Peon wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(

just point dump to me and u wont ever have to feel that way again :D
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Re: rank of cook

Postby EagleofGreenErth on Sat May 16, 2009 9:10 pm

One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby the.killing.44 on Sat May 16, 2009 9:12 pm

I was cook for ~3 minutes I think. Then I won a speeder.

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Re: rank of cook

Postby The Neon Peon on Sat May 16, 2009 9:18 pm

a.sub wrote:
The Neon Peon wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(

just point dump to me and u wont ever have to feel that way again :D

It might be my goal to get to cook for 3 months now, but I am still planning on trying to do it while doing my best to win every game.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby djt5483 on Sat May 16, 2009 9:19 pm

the only time i was even close, the rank of cook didnt exist. 1v1 didnt exist and speed games didnt exist lol
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Re: rank of cook

Postby sully800 on Sat May 16, 2009 11:41 pm

djt5483 wrote:
The Neon Peon wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900


Never been below 1000 and never will be.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby djt5483 on Sun May 17, 2009 4:05 am

sully800 wrote:
djt5483 wrote:
The Neon Peon wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook. :(

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900


Never been below 1000 and never will be.

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Re: rank of cook

Postby demonfork on Sun May 17, 2009 5:08 am

The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sun May 17, 2009 5:11 am

demonfork wrote:The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper


:lol: :lol: =D> =D>
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Re: rank of cook

Postby karelpietertje on Sun May 17, 2009 5:24 am

demonfork wrote:The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper


hehe nice one. I dont know if they have Jizz Moppers in the army though :lol:

this topic got me thinking though. not in the way it's meant, feeling sorry for the cooks, but wondering if we should have a lower rank.
I think so. when I play a cook, its quite a big difference between a 799 point cook and a 100 point cook. mind, that's 600 points, but relatively it's 800% difference, which means a lot for point distribution after a game.

I say there should be a new rank below 500.
we should have a brainstorming contest how to name it.
first option: replace 'cook' with janitor, and have everybody beneath 500 be a cook.

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor? :lol:
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