(posted for a friend)
NOTICE Of CLASS ACTION SUIT
If you believe that you or any members of your family have been Victims of Unreasonable and Egregious Violations of the LAWS of PROBABILITY in the normal conduct of your CC games, you may be awarded Make-Up Points upon Settlement of Pending Judgment. A team of Reputable Lawyers from New York City, who have determined this Action has a Virtual Certainty of Success, have engaged the expert services of a PhD-certified Statistician who has Already Data-Mined the Archives and Identified the Legitimate Cases. According to Leaked Confidential Memos from Internet Gaming Watchdog Authorities, CC knows the action will win, and CC Engineers have Already Allocated Resources to manufacture Additional Points to be distributed to Deserving and Unfairly Treated individuals such as Yourself. All you need to do is Reply To This Message and then answer some simple questions to Verify and Confirm yourself as a victim.
!REPLY NOW!
Thank you for taking the time to read this announcement and please indicate in your reply if you wish to be notified of a follow-on class action to be filed soon on behalf of Un-Witting Victims of Farming.
Sincerely,
(a friend)
