Spoils??

[xeno]

Sorry I took a year off from this game because I lost like twenty games in a row. There's a lot of changes.. can someone explain exactly what spoils are to me. It would be greatly appreciated as i do not want to be taken advantage of in a game.

[#1_stunna]

cards

[xeno]

really..? im an idiot

[xeno]

I noticed a lot of the terminology is different.. What brought about this change? The need to be more formal about things?

[Timminz]

Fear of Hasbro.

[xeno]

Fear of Hasbro.

ahh. Makes sense.

[Timminz]

Check out the wicked-cool, new classic map.

[King_Herpes]

Sorry I took a year off from this game because I lost like twenty games in a row. There's a lot of changes.. can someone explain exactly what spoils are to me. It would be greatly appreciated as i do not want to be taken advantage of in a game.

No apologies necessary my vagrant friend. While you were out and about practicing your nomadic tendencies, us die-hard settlers have all endured quite the transformation. You see, it all started about a year ago when you chose to rove because of a bad spell of success... soon after a more entitled, less opportunistic enterprise (Hasbro) caught wind of our wee racketeering website. They then literally bent us over and boffed us hard, robbing us of our one true common ground (The classic RISK board and all of it's copyrighted terminologies). Things soon after became an intangible cluster f*ck of seething resentments with never ending resolve. Our intrepid staff here at Conquer Club thus reacted with a swift but necessary game of cat and mouse-like initiative. Avoiding lackattack's personal embarrassment of not being up to par with legal jargon and court room finesse, he simply gave up on any sort of lackluster plan. Thus leaving us where you find yourself today in a mediocre land of improvisation. Hence the weak new word for cards, or as we now loath to say, "spoils". I would've rather they called them perishables myself.

[lord voldemort]

Sorry I took a year off from this game because I lost like twenty games in a row. There's a lot of changes.. can someone explain exactly what spoils are to me. It would be greatly appreciated as i do not want to be taken advantage of in a game.

No apologies necessary my vagrant friend. While you were out and about practicing your nomadic tendencies, us die-hard settlers have all endured quite the transformation. You see, it all started about a year ago when you chose to rove because of a bad spell of success... soon after a more entitled, less opportunistic enterprise (Hasbro) caught wind of our wee racketeering website. They then literally bent us over and boffed us hard, robbing us of our one true common ground (The classic RISK board and all of it's copyrighted terminologies). Things soon after became an intangible cluster f*ck of seething resentments with never ending resolve. Our intrepid staff here at Conquer Club thus reacted with a swift but necessary game of cat and mouse-like initiative. Avoiding lackattack's personal embarrassment of not being up to par with legal jargon and court room finesse, he simply gave up on any sort of lackluster plan. Thus leaving us where you find yourself today in a mediocre land of improvisation. Hence the weak new word for cards, or as we now loath to say, "spoils". I would've rather they called them perishables myself.

you remind me of hugo weaving from v for vendetta...

[e_i_pi]

Sorry I took a year off from this game because I lost like twenty games in a row. There's a lot of changes.. can someone explain exactly what spoils are to me. It would be greatly appreciated as i do not want to be taken advantage of in a game.

No apologies necessary my vagrant friend. While you were out and about practicing your nomadic tendencies, us die-hard settlers have all endured quite the transformation. You see, it all started about a year ago when you chose to rove because of a bad spell of success... soon after a more entitled, less opportunistic enterprise (Hasbro) caught wind of our wee racketeering website. They then literally bent us over and boffed us hard, robbing us of our one true common ground (The classic RISK board and all of it's copyrighted terminologies). Things soon after became an intangible cluster f*ck of seething resentments with never ending resolve. Our intrepid staff here at Conquer Club thus reacted with a swift but necessary game of cat and mouse-like initiative. Avoiding lackattack's personal embarrassment of not being up to par with legal jargon and court room finesse, he simply gave up on any sort of lackluster plan. Thus leaving us where you find yourself today in a mediocre land of improvisation. Hence the weak new word for cards, or as we now loath to say, "spoils". I would've rather they called them perishables myself.

Allow me to rephrase...

[targetman377]

Sorry I took a year off from this game because I lost like twenty games in a row. There's a lot of changes.. can someone explain exactly what spoils are to me. It would be greatly appreciated as i do not want to be taken advantage of in a game.

No apologies necessary my vagrant friend. While you were out and about practicing your nomadic tendencies, us die-hard settlers have all endured quite the transformation. You see, it all started about a year ago when you chose to rove because of a bad spell of success... soon after a more entitled, less opportunistic enterprise (Hasbro) caught wind of our wee racketeering website. They then literally bent us over and boffed us hard, robbing us of our one true common ground (The classic RISK board and all of it's copyrighted terminologies). Things soon after became an intangible cluster f*ck of seething resentments with never ending resolve. Our intrepid staff here at Conquer Club thus reacted with a swift but necessary game of cat and mouse-like initiative. Avoiding lackattack's personal embarrassment of not being up to par with legal jargon and court room finesse, he simply gave up on any sort of lackluster plan. Thus leaving us where you find yourself today in a mediocre land of improvisation. Hence the weak new word for cards, or as we now loath to say, "spoils". I would've rather they called them perishables myself.

Allow me to rephrase...

this just made my day

[neanderpaul14]

You see Hasbro has the Golden Arches whereas we here at CC have the Golden Arcs.........Now we're gonna start you out mopping floors but someday soon you may move your way up to making fries.....