Post-Apocalyptic Mafia - Town Wins! [Archive]

by **TheSaxlad** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:41 pm

Iz wouldz not be talking likez diz if i vas de abominationz. can you nicht zee dat I am who I sey I am in dis stupidz voice.

by **Iliad** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:33 pm

Sorry for the inactivity, I had a very big sporting week and couldn't post. In any case I have not missed much since others have mirrored my inactivity.
Unfortunately due to two roleblocks and the bloody nature of the past few nights I'm only left with skoffin as ruled out as non-human. Which is a shame since her lurking makes a suspect in other regards.

We still have to find the abomination, it's probable but not proven yet that the mafia has been destroyed, and I'm not that convinced that cultees are just survivors.

I'm fairly sure that the abomination is either sax or haggis and I personally propose lynching sax, since he has been the scummiest of the two.

by **Mr. Squirrel** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:46 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:Iz wouldz not be talking likez diz if i vas de abominationz. can you nicht zee dat I am who I sey I am in dis stupidz voice.

Your pr does not prove you are not an abomination. Maybe you are a vampire or something and that pr is the mod's way of giving you a transylvanian accent. vote sax

by **Commander9** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:54 pm

Day 7. With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch:

Saxlad (1) - Mr. S.

by **Iliad** on Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:02 pm

Oh yeah, vote sax

Squirrel's theory makes sense because it would mean there would be an opposing werewolf and vampire sk.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:10 am

Anything to say, Sax?

A full claim would be in order.

by **edocsil** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:00 am

Good god I wish I had survived one more day.

by **Commander9** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:21 am

Day 7. With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch:

Saxlad (2) - Mr. S., Iliad L-1

by **TheSaxlad** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:54 am

Tryz andz lynchz me and youz wastez a lynchz az i canz stopz a lynchz as i am, townz mayorz. Wez stillz needz to votez hagz.

by **TheSaxlad** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:02 pm

you can't lynchz me anywaz causez i am unlynchablez. Also vote hagz as said before hagz has played morez likez the abominationz and i knowz that I am not de mafiaz.

by **Commander9** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:08 pm

Day 7. With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch:

Saxlad (2) - Mr. S., Iliad L-1
Haggis (1) - Saxlad.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:54 pm

So you're mayor or unlynchable?

Sigh, you trying to do a repeat of Matrix?

Well, either way, I'm gonna test your claim. vote Sax

by **Commander9** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:50 pm

That's a lynch! Scene coming soon.

by **Commander9** on Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:14 pm

"It is said that guilty conscience can be a major downer if pretty much everyone else dies while you survive - people often lose sanity, self-confidence and even the ability to coherent. 9 times out of 10 this specific condition ends with victim suiciding or going on a kill spree, thus these types of individuals are extremely dangerous and should be hospitalized..." Arnold finally put down the book and looked up to the ceiling:
"Am I really losing my sanity?" - he asked loudly. - "Nah, who gives a f*ck about those idiots anyways - it's important that I've survived!"

It is said that smoking can kill you... but who really cares when the world around you falls around and everyone wants to kill you?

However, Arnold Schwarzenegger was much cooler outside than inside - something within him has been eating him alive for months now. "I never realized that I could actually cause so much pain and all of it was over..." His thoughts were quickly interrupted as a couple of people broke into his humble mansion. Johnny Morales stepped up:
"Well, Arnold, the jig is up - we know you have killed all those innocent people and it's time to pay for your sins" - he said.
"But I never thought that it could caus..." - Arnold tried to explain.
"ENOUGH!"
A lone shot came out of the gun... but it missed. Arnold jumped through the window and yelled:
"I'll be back."

It probably looked a bit more welcoming before the hell broke out.

Night 7 begin.

by **TheSaxlad** on Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:27 pm

Toldz Youz.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:34 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:Toldz Youz.

Yes, rejoice in your ability to get mislynched when there's 5 people left. Nice job.

by **TheSaxlad** on Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:03 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
TheSaxlad wrote:Toldz Youz.

Yes, rejoice in your ability to get mislynched when there's 5 people left. Nice job.

Iz did sayz dat i waz bulletproofz butz youz ignoredz me...

by **Mr. Squirrel** on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:28 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
TheSaxlad wrote:Toldz Youz.

Yes, rejoice in your ability to get mislynched when there's 5 people left. Nice job.

Iz did sayz dat i waz bulletproofz butz youz ignoredz me...

Shhhhh! I'm trying to sleep through this really long night.

by **karelpietertje** on Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:10 pm

Commander9 wrote:"I'll be back."

by **Commander9** on Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:17 pm

Skoffin is replaced by Jeraado v2.0

by **Skoffin** on Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:29 pm

I'd just like to apologise to all of you, especially the mod. When I joined I did think I could meet my obligations, I did not expect my circumstances to change too much as the game progressed. Sorry for the inconvenience my absence had caused.

by **Mr. Squirrel** on Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:50 pm

For having so few people, this is the longest night ever...

by **Iliad** on Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:25 pm

Commander said this was a very busy week for him, and it takes a while to write up scenes so it's probably not coming for a while.

by **Commander9** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:08 am

Mr. Squirrel wrote:For having so few people, this is the longest night ever...

My dear apologies to everyone still involved - I've had an extremely busy week and since this is an end of semester, it's really not time to slack off (I do that at the start :lol:

). If you guys would prefer, I can quickly write a new one to get this going or I can take my time and have the normal scene sometime tonight or over the weekend. Opinions?

by **Streaker** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:18 am

Commander9 wrote:
Mr. Squirrel wrote:For having so few people, this is the longest night ever...

My dear apologies to everyone still involved - I've had an extremely busy week and since this is an end of semester, it's really not time to slack off (I do that at the start ). If you guys would prefer, I can quickly write a new one to get this going or I can take my time and have the normal scene sometime tonight or over the weekend. Opinions?

Take your time and provide us with the good stuff

Though I really don't have anything to say about it. Just my thoughts.