Bad Poets Society Mafia - Critics win!

[LSU Tiger Josh]

Obviously not you say is NOT
true as she voted to lynch two
proven townies and wanted
to lynch the one doctor
who died. Anark you
should not skim as
I stated
my name
twice

[mandalorian2298]

What Wicked fails to know is that my
name that I was given can't be
found on wikipedia.
I know I'm amatuer
hence why I feel you
are scum. Poets
that are known
won't be
here

The names are not exact numbnuts
They are made to be slightly cool
Billy Wigglestick, dumb butt
Is a play on Shakespeare, are you a fool?

No ones name is to be exact
But now you make me wonder
If you are scum, in fact
and just made another blunder

Why do you think Wicked scum
When she is obviously not this game
I'm wondering why some of you look so dumb
Thought I won't reveal your names

What is your name, LSU?
and I'll tell you the name that is true.

While I did agree to submit to
join in this torture, it is proof
to me that Aimless will have
a ball over our pain
My vote stands for thee
Nina Stickler
is who I
have to
be.

[Anarkistsdream]

Incan is not scum
Incan is my lover
Before you all act dumb
Try to find another

If you kill one you kill two
Lynch or Lose would be here too fast
I look at Mandy, eyes askew
And ask if he would be the last

Or is he just another critic
Here to bring us others down
Don't make me open up like Riddick
And beat you all around the town

Mandy, Pancake, and Talapus too
I will be voting the three of you

[Anarkistsdream]

Obviously not you say is NOT
true as she voted to lynch two
proven townies and wanted
to lynch the one doctor
who died. Anark you
should not skim as
I stated
my name
twice

Obviously a majority was on those votes
Or else the poets would not have hung
I voted too, my guilt I tote
But the fat lady has not yet sung

We still have time to set things right
Look at the votes if you must
Count them once and see the light
these critics power will turn to dust

Several people voted both townies out
you can't merely point one finger
So count I say with a shout
and let other thoughts linger

LSU you are stuck on Mandys word
we all know his mind flies with the bird

[mandalorian2298]

Incan is not scum
Incan is my lover
Before you all act dumb
Try to find another

If you kill one you kill two
Lynch or Lose would be here too fast
I look at Mandy, eyes askew
And ask if he would be the last

Or is he just another critic
Here to bring us others down
Don't make me open up like Riddick
And beat you all around the town

Mandy, Pancake, and Talapus too
I will be voting the three of you

So I had a short encounter
With a play-writer called Will
Surely, 'twas a sad affair
I'll tell it to you, but without thrill.

I told him: "Will, your wife I really
Fine, good looking and all that,
But this Cafe is for poets only.
You can't just come in and take of your hat!"

"But", he said, "I love her so!
As Romeo loved Juliette!
If she leaves I will leave too
You will never here my new sonet! "

"C'mon me lad, be not dramatic,
You had me going there for a while,
I honestly started to doubt that you and Wicked
Are Critics so full of bile."

"But now I'll proceed to SFOS you
And grant Wicked a FOS, just
For maybe Aimless too belives that
Shakespeare's name hides Marlowe's lust."

If this is true than he could make
Shakespeare into Mafia Boss
Since he is KNOWN as poet,
But maybe it is a lie most gross."

"But one thing I am sure of", I finished
"The Inca's character is scum
Anne Hathaway never wrote no poems
C'mon, lynch him everyone!"

[Anarkistsdream]

(No, but she sure did look damn good in that see-through top!!!)

[Incandenza]

"But one thing I am sure of", I finished
"The Inca's character is scum
Anne Hathaway never wrote no poems
C'mon, lynch him everyone!"

If all you've got is a name theory
You worry me, dear balladeer.
Of the names we must be a bit leery.

Exile was lynched because of fear
that his name did not match his style,
but town he was, that much is clear.

And if you ponder the names for awhile
Other inconsistencies there are.
The names ain't gospel by a country mile.

There is some logic I can see thus far.
Ank and I are indeed as our names say:
lovers, just not in the back of a car.

Others match, others don't. That's the way
I see the names. The thing's the play.

[wicked]

Have there been games of recent past
where lovers did have different sides
one scum, one town for confusion?
A possibility maybe?

[Talapus]

Eddie Longboat is the name,
and quatrain verse is my game.
The name makes sense if you think like aim,
with quatrain verses he reached great fame.

...Also I am much dismayed
By Talapus refusing introduction...

A:

[mandalorian2298]

Eddie Longboat is the name,
and quatrain verse is my game.
The name makes sense if you think like aim,
with quatrain verses he reached great fame.

...Also I am much dismayed
By Talapus refusing introduction...

A:

The above quoted words I saw
When I returned to have a beer
The words made my face go red,
But did not brake my good cheer.

I appologize for having missed that,
But when it came to studying names
I refered to LSU summation
Please don't scold me with your quatrains.

But the good thing from this all is
I think that I understand your name
I think that you are Edward FitzGerald
A Poet and thus without a blame.

See, this fellow, he was a poet
He wrote quatrains and owned a boat
And, wich explains your last name,
He spent few summers in Lowestoft!

This I said to Eddie Longboat,
Hoping to appease his heart
And convince him to vote Inca
So that Scum-lynching can start.

As for Inca's caunter claiming
Reminding me of of Exile's name,
His name was Homer and his style heroic,
It makes sense (if late, to my shame!)

Well I hope that I made my point
And that you can see I'm right,
Voting Inca will bag us one to three scum
If I am wrong, than hang me, mate.

[Aimless]

Belated though this count may be,
For your mod might have a life,
I bring you all your votes to see!

Vote Count!

• wicked (1) - LSU Tiger Josh
• kwanton (1) - Talapus
• Talapus (1) - Anarkistsdream
• Incandenza (1) - mandalorian
• Not Voting (5) - pancakemix, kwanton, Selin, Incandenza, wicked

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

(I still need a replacement for pancakemix. In a game this small, I would prefer not modkilling if I can possibly help it.)

[Incandenza]

Eddie Longboat is the name,
and quatrain verse is my game.
The name makes sense if you think like aim,
with quatrain verses he reached great fame.

...Also I am much dismayed
By Talapus refusing introduction...

A:

The above quoted words I saw
When I returned to have a beer
The words made my face go red,
But did not brake my good cheer.

I appologize for having missed that,
But when it came to studying names
I refered to LSU summation
Please don't scold me with your quatrains.

But the good thing from this all is
I think that I understand your name
I think that you are Edward FitzGerald
A Poet and thus without a blame.

See, this fellow, he was a poet
He wrote quatrains and owned a boat
And, wich explains your last name,
He spent few summers in Lowestoft!

This I said to Eddie Longboat,
Hoping to appease his heart
And convince him to vote Inca
So that Scum-lynching can start.

As for Inca's caunter claiming
Reminding me of of Exile's name,
His name was Homer and his style heroic,
It makes sense (if late, to my shame!)

Well I hope that I made my point
And that you can see I'm right,
Voting Inca will bag us one to three scum
If I am wrong, than hang me, mate.

This is far from the very first time
you've skimmed in this game, mandy.
So I say to commence this rhyme.

You've built a case on sand, you see
Cherry-picking evidence for your support:
As with exile. Yes, Homer wrote heroically

BUT NOT IN COUPLETS, of any sort.
That's the point I'm trying to make.
With recklessness you yourself comport.

Besides, it's a risky gamble to take.
Because if you do the math real quick
This is potentially a LYLO, no fake.

Lynch me, ank suicides, ain't no trick
then the scum nightkill some poor guy
And you're left holding your prick.

Three town lives in the balance, by the by.
"Hang me if I'm wrong" seems scum to my eye.

[Aimless]

Announcement
The2exile will be replacing pancakemix.

[wicked]

Since names have screwed us in the past
let's not base votes on what we're called
Mandal'ain and Incandenza
you're likely both on the same side,
so enough about the name talk
it's not helping us find critics.

[The1exile]

Damn pancakemix,
His fucking verse is pretty tough
I'm in quite a fix!

However, here let me say,
Mandy has convinced me enough,
Damn pancakemix.

Incans says Anne Hathaway,
With Terza Rima (Italian Bullshit)? Crazy stuff,
I'm in quite a fix!

Is he truthful? Most likely nay!
Vote incans, though life is tough,
Damn pancakemix,

If I screwed up in verse, hey,
Aimless, my mind is full of duff,
I'm in quite a fix!

I hope I'm right, heck, I pray,
That this matter I do not muff,
Damn pancakemix,
I'm in quite a fix!

(Don't clap, throw money )

[Anarkistsdream]

the1exile had no intention
of voting Incan before
Now that he is in scum detention
He wants to act like something more

Exile is now a critic
I'm sorry to ruin the game
This doesn't take too much analytic
The thought is really quite lame

Sorry to ruin the game, Mod
But it really wasn't that hard
Yes, I'm talking shit to you, sod
Aimless you ain't a bard

You guys all suck
I don't need luck.

[wicked]

You all forget the lovers' roles
for one to die will kill other.
Can we really risk it right now?

[Anarkistsdream]

You all forget the lovers' roles
for one to die will kill other.
Can we really risk it right now?

[The1exile]

the1exile had no intention
of voting Incan before
Now that he is in scum detention
He wants to act like something more

Odd it seems for inca to be hiding,
So now I follow my suspish feeling.
Just as I FOS'd him before,
Here I vote inca, over there is the door!

[Anarkistsdream]

Have you not read what I wrote, lad
Exile you really are soft
YOu are such a fucking scumbag
you should be thrown aloft

Get real with your weakness
No one believes your shit
You got over all your meakness
When you were made super scum shit

I know my rhymes are ribald
And they really are quite trite
But they have a lasting nibble
In what you say is shite

You suck exile
Can't last a mile...


( )

[The1exile]

Have you not read what I wrote, lad
Exile you really are soft
YOu are such a fucking scumbag
you should be thrown aloft

Get real with your weakness
No one believes your shit
You got over all your meakness
When you were made super scum shit

I know my rhymes are ribald
And they really are quite trite
But they have a lasting nibble
In what you say is shite

You suck exile
Can't last a mile...


( )

Narc, you are a twit,
Being attracted to the bad boys is all too mundane,
A town & scum pair here does fit.

Writing my poems is not some easy shit!
Takes a long time at 2am if I must stay sane,
Narc, you are a twit.

Afraid of being shown up by mandy? Selfish git,
Anne Hathaway, Terza Rima, the lies with the pain!
A town & scum pair here does fit.

When you said I did not mean to vote incans before, I nearly had a fit,
So I pulled out the quote, Incans hit by Homie (the poet with a mane),
Narc, you are a twit.

Though being thrown aloft sounds fun I admit,
Your ideas I must treat with disdain,
A town & scum pair here does fit.

Now my ending may be shit,
But if we have a cop, may they check my claim,
Narc, you are a twit,
A town & scum pair here does fit.

[The1exile]

(I'm off now and will only be on quickly tomorrow midday, possibly not long enough to write a villanelle, and then be out until evening because it's a mates 16th birthday/moving house do, so if I don't post, that's why.)

[Anarkistsdream]

(I'm off now and will only be on quickly tomorrow midday, possibly not long enough to write a villanelle, and then be out until evening because it's a mates 16th birthday/moving house do, so if I don't post, that's why.)

Not a good enough reason... *wink*

[Selin]

posting in hurry,
because of my travel back
Istanbul, sweet home

that will be long drive
back from Bodrum tomorrow
all day long by car.

I've read all posts through
but had no clear idea too
I'll wait for some more

All I know for sure
is that mandy is townie
and wicked may be too.

.

[wicked]

let's get this game moving along
my time for it is a wasting
so vote talapus the critic
you seem the scummiest to me!